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Mitch McConnell gets rabies from Bo, the Obama family's "First Dog"

Funny story: Mitch McConnell gets rabies from Bo, the Obama family's "First Dog"

WASHINGTON D.C. - Mitch McConnell, Minority Speaker of the U.S. Senate, has been diagnosed as having rabies after a doctor who makes calls to the area around the Capitol grounds claims the almost comical-looking, eye-glassed, Democrat dragon-slayer w...

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The First Dog, Bo, Comes Out Against Obamacare

Funny story: The First Dog, Bo, Comes Out Against Obamacare

WASHINGTON D.C.- While Thanksgiving is being celebrated across America, President Obama is experiencing yet another scandal in his scandal-plagued second term. The First Dog, Bo --a 5-year old Portuguese Water Dog-- has come out in opposition to...

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Corruption Charges Dismissed As China Releases Bo, Apologizes to Obama

Funny story: Corruption Charges Dismissed As China Releases Bo, Apologizes to Obama

China recently discovered that instead of putting a Communist Elder Bo Xilai on trial for corruption, they had actually prosecuted Bo Obama, the White House dog. China immediately released Bo and apologized to the president and his family. Severa...

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Obamas' Dog Poops on Floor in Oval Office

Funny story: Obamas' Dog Poops on Floor in Oval Office

WASHINGTON, DC - ***BREAKING NEWS*** The Obama's new dog, Sunny, issued his own "release" today, taking a giant dump on the floor of the Oval Office. Barack Obama tweeted the following: @BarackObama Check it out: #SunnyTakesDump Welcome to the...

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Supreme Court to Hear White House Dog Case

Funny story: Supreme Court to Hear White House Dog Case

Washington DC: The Supreme Court is to hear oral arguments today in the case of Smith Vs Obama. Secret Service Agent Harry Smith, a staunch Republican, alleges that he was a special detail of one person assigned each morning to clean up the East Lawn...

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Sasha and Malia Obama Dressed Up As Bo For Halloween Costumes

Funny story: Sasha and Malia Obama Dressed Up As Bo For Halloween Costumes

WASHINGTON DC - Although First Lady Michelle Obama has tried her hardest to keep the Halloween costumes that her daughters have chosen a secret, Sasha and Malia have committed to wearing Bo to their classrooms on Monday, October 31st. Traditional...

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Dog With Two Assholes Puzzles Mueller and Comey

Funny story: Dog With Two Assholes Puzzles Mueller and Comey

BILLINGSGATE POST: Former FBI Director James Comey, worried about his reputation for lying hurting his book sales, was seen at a Washington watering spot talking to his old friend Robert Mueller, to see if he had any ideas that might help him win...

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White House Reveals "Bo" Missing Since Korean President Lee Myung-Bak Visit: Leaves Obama Stewing

Funny story: White House Reveals "Bo" Missing Since Korean President Lee Myung-Bak Visit: Leaves Obama Stewing

White House Press Secretary, Jay Carney, was asked today why Bo, the rambunctious Portuguese Water Dog that was given to the President's daughters by Senator Edward Kennedy and who debuted in the White House April 14, 2009, has not been seen running...

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The First Dog Prepares to Meet Elite Canine Forces

Funny story: The First Dog Prepares to Meet Elite Canine Forces

Washington, DC - As President Barak Obama prepares to meet with Seal Team 6, the First Dog, Bo, also prepares to meet the canine counterparts of the elusive special ops group. Christopher Guffman, Press Secretary for the First Dog had confirmed that...

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China's Hu causes White House dog chaos

Funny story: China's Hu causes White House dog chaos

In chaotic scenes today, Chinese premier Hu Jintao accidentally let President Obama and Vice President Joe Biden's dogs out on to the White House lawn. As the dogs escaped from the White House reception, it emerged that Obama had asked Michelle Obama and his daughters to call the Chinese delegation names. The diplomatic chaos was caught on tape and The Spoof has got hold of a transcript.

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Obama Claims Dog Ate Birth Certificate: Birthers Threaten To Disembowel Bo

Funny story: Obama Claims Dog Ate Birth Certificate: Birthers Threaten To Disembowel Bo

Upon hearing the smirking Press Secretary say that the President was disappointed that he will not be able to show them his original birth certificate as promised, Birthers were outraged and skeptical of this latest attempt by the President to circum...

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White House Exits Jammed with Departing Officials; Visitors Trampled

Funny story: White House Exits Jammed with Departing Officials; Visitors Trampled

A sad story from Wash., D. C. this morning. Many officials and aides were so desperate to jump ship and remove themselves from the floundering Obama administration that they ran to the exits at the White House all at once and created a dangerous sit...

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Bo Obama, First Dog, Weds at the White House

Funny story: Bo Obama, First Dog, Weds at the White House

The Rose Garden was the scene of the marriage yesterday of Bo Obama, a Portuguese Water Dog, to Abbie Gayle Turdblossom (pictured here), a Heinz 57 Dog from New Mexico. The bride will keep her name. The brides's namesake, Abigail Adams, came back...

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Dogs Now Allowed To Live in Some U.S. College Dorms

Funny story: Dogs Now Allowed To Live in Some U.S. College Dorms

Dogs all over the country were shocked when they read about this in their newspapers. For many of them, it was not good news. For example, Fido, a New York cocker spaniel, said, "It shouldn't be assumed that we all want to go to college." He...

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Korean President Visits White House: Dog Mysteriously Disappears

Funny story: Korean President Visits White House: Dog Mysteriously Disappears

South Korean President Lee Myung-bak, a recent visitor to the White House, has been the center of rumors involving the disappearance of Bo Diddley, the Portuguese water dog that President Obama gave to his daughters, fulfilling a promise to them of h...

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Tragedy at the White House

Funny story: Tragedy at the White House

President Obama's daughters are heartbroken after he ran over and killed their dog in a White House golf cart. The president had completed a three over par round on the course behind the building when the accident happened. The six-month-old Po...

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World's first Opium Exchange to open in Kabul

Funny story: World's first Opium Exchange to open in Kabul

President Hamid Karzai of Afganistan held a press conference yesterday to announce the world's first Opium Exchange to open in Kabul later this year. President Karzai said that regulating the market would be the best way of ending corruption in A...

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White House Hires Official Dingleberry Trimmer for Bo

Funny story: White House Hires Official Dingleberry Trimmer for Bo

The Office of Management and Budget has been requested by Presidential Order to release $115,000 per year to hire an official White House Groomer for Bo, the first pet. This groomer will have a small office in the Executive Office Building and will...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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