NEW YORK CITY - Senator Lenny Loopinski [D-New York City] has just informed the news media that he has received thousands of emails, text messages, and phone calls from his constituents.
The senator, who is distantly related to Vice-President Bide...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The immigration issue has been receiving quite a bit of attention lately.
At first the Red State senators felt that all illegal aliens from Mexico, Central America, and South America would be sent back to their respective home t...
NATCHEZ, Mississippi - One of the directors of The GOP National Policy Making Commission has just made a monumental statement.
Arlo "Dimples" Puffpowder, 73, informed members of the political news media that he has initiated a movement to drop the...
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - President Barack "NCAA" Obama has instructed Vice-President Joe Biden to call up the commanders of the Arizona, Wisconsin, and Alaska National Guards and inform them that their National Guard units are to report to Tripoli, L...
Washington, D.C. - It was just announced to the public that a B-52 was flown from North Dakota to Louisiana with six armed nuclear missiles on board this past August 30, each decommissioned cruise missile capable of producing a five to 115-kilotons y...
Genetically altered killer carp are suddenly turning up in the waters of all blue states, causing biologist to suspect they are agents of biological warfare sent to destroy all human life in the unpatriotic region. "They're big, they're bad, they're...
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