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Funny story: The U.S. Government Votes To Designate Zombies As Illegal Aliens

The U.S. Government Votes To Designate Zombies As Illegal Aliens

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The immigration issue has been receiving quite a bit of attention lately. At first the Red State senators felt that all illegal aliens from Mexico, Central America, and South America would be sent back to their respective home t...
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Funny story: Republican Party To Drop The Term Red States

Republican Party To Drop The Term Red States

NATCHEZ, Mississippi - One of the directors of The GOP National Policy Making Commission has just made a monumental statement. Arlo "Dimples" Puffpowder, 73, informed members of the political news media that he has initiated a movement to drop the...
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Funny story: President Barack Obama Has Decided To Send The Entire National Guard Units of Arizona, Wisconsin, and Alaska To Libya (Hmmm)

President Barack Obama Has Decided To Send The Entire National Guard Units of Arizona, Wisconsin, and Alaska To Libya (Hmmm)

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - President Barack "NCAA" Obama has instructed Vice-President Joe Biden to call up the commanders of the Arizona, Wisconsin, and Alaska National Guards and inform them that their National Guard units are to report to Tripoli, L...
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Funny story: B-52's carrying nuclear missiles over Red states by mistake; flight plan clearly called for flyover Blue states only

B-52's carrying nuclear missiles over Red states by mistake; flight plan clearly called for flyover Blue states only

Washington, D.C. - It was just announced to the public that a B-52 was flown from North Dakota to Louisiana with six armed nuclear missiles on board this past August 30, each decommissioned cruise missile capable of producing a five to 115-kilotons y...
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Funny story: Killer Carp Invade Blue States

Killer Carp Invade Blue States

Genetically altered killer carp are suddenly turning up in the waters of all blue states, causing biologist to suspect they are agents of biological warfare sent to destroy all human life in the unpatriotic region. "They're big, they're bad, they're...
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