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Funny story: Free Gift For "One Show" Viewers From BBC

Free Gift For "One Show" Viewers From BBC

The BBC has offered to provide free airline-type sick bags for its Blue Peter - like "One Show" broadcasts, During the time at which the program is transmitted record incidences of vomiting are invariably reported. More viewers throw up while watch...
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Funny story: Van Gogh On Viagra? Secret Ingredient Passed Around.

Van Gogh On Viagra? Secret Ingredient Passed Around.

Artist Vincent Van Gogh is well known post-impressionist whose works bring millions of dollars in any auction. But why did he change his paintings later in his life? "He went from bright Sunflowers to Blue self-portraits", stated one art critic. H...
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Funny story: Blue Peter reveals a guide to hacking mobile phones

Blue Peter reveals a guide to hacking mobile phones

The popular BBC children's magazine show, Blue Peter, has revealed to its viewers a fascinating guide on how to hack into your favourite celebrity's mobile phone. 'It's as easy as making exploding cat food' said excitable presenter Suzy Chimpteeth. 'All you need is the phone number of someone famous, like David Beckham for example, two tin cans, a ball of string, some double sided sticky tap...
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Funny story: Blue Peter Pet Death Angers Animal Rights Activists

Blue Peter Pet Death Angers Animal Rights Activists

News that Mabel, the Blue Peter dog, has died has been received angrily by animal rights campaigners. Mabel, a border collie, was a rescue dog and joined the BBC children's magazine show 14 years ago. She had the unusual condition, heterochromia -...
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Funny story: Blue Peter Dog Laid To Rest

Blue Peter Dog Laid To Rest

Blue Peter dog Lucy has finally been laid to rest after lying in state in BBC centre reception since her sudden death on April 4th. The 13 year old golden retriever was one of the most famous pets ever and she has been buried in the BBC garden alo...
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Funny story: Blue Peter Dog Dies

Blue Peter Dog Dies

Tributes have been pouring in for Blue Peter dog Lucy who died of cancer last week aged 13. The golden retriever became an instant hit with the viewers when she first appeared on the children's show in 1999 and has remained a firm favourite ever s...
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Funny story: Let England Shake: PJ Harvey's Battersea Power Station High Wire Walk

Let England Shake: PJ Harvey's Battersea Power Station High Wire Walk

Diminutive West-Country trapeze artiste P J Harvey has always exuded an unattainable, urgent sexuality. Her influence on circus stunts has always been a subversive yet powerful one, with a singular, raw, physical magnetism augmented by a fierce profe...
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Funny story: Helen Skelton Slaughters New Radiohead Album

Helen Skelton Slaughters New Radiohead Album

Painfully Manic Blue Peter presenter Helen Skeleton has slaughtered arty rock band Radiohead and their latest album The Queen of Bones. The disc was inspired by the bog-preserved remains of a medieval pauper girl child plague victim which is displ...
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Funny story: Blue Peter presenter offered £250,000 for nude high wire telethon act

Blue Peter presenter offered £250,000 for nude high wire telethon act

London - (Helter Skelter): A mystery bidder upped the stakes this weekend in Helen Skelton's high wire bid between Battersea Power Station's chimneys. The children's show presenter is being tempted with a whopping £250,000 to get her kit off for h...
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Funny story: John Leslie In News For All The Wrong Reasons

John Leslie In News For All The Wrong Reasons

Celebrity John Leslie is making headlines again and this time for all the wrong reasons. The former Blue Peter presenter woke up this morning to find reporters camped out in front of his door step. Leslie, who had gone out to get the milk in a...
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Funny story: Shep Dead - Heartache At The Beeb

Shep Dead - Heartache At The Beeb

Scramble Central at Spoof HQ today as we received an E-mail informing us that Blue Peter dog, Shep, has died. Hurriedly grabbing our equipment and constantly on the look out for Taleban insurgents we raced to Shepherd's Bush, ignoring the market,...
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Funny story: Blue Peter to show how to make a Large Hadron Collider

Blue Peter to show how to make a Large Hadron Collider

Popular children's television programme Blue Peter revealed today that they will be making a LHC using a variety of items found in the typical home. "We are hoping to make science more approachable for today's youngsters," said new series producer...
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Funny story: The Hadron Collider: John Noakes Describes How It Works

The Hadron Collider: John Noakes Describes How It Works

Scientists in Switzerland will today try to recreate the conditions of 'Just After The Big Bang' by setting in motion a train of events not seen since ancient times. Using the Hadron Collider, the researchers hope to be able to find out how the Ea...
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Funny story: Blue Peter dog's death inspired Godfather equine scene

Blue Peter dog's death inspired Godfather equine scene

London - (Shaggy Dog Mess): The former editor of BBC children's TV program Blue Peter has written a book that smashes the mythology of the show's canine star Petra and claims the Alsatian was the true inspiration behind the equine head scene in Oscar...
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Funny story: Secrets of the Disappeared No #666: The Blue Peter Garden

Secrets of the Disappeared No #666: The Blue Peter Garden

London - (Ass Mess): Frantic Hellfire Club attempts to 'list' the BBC Television Centre in West London as a Grade 1 erection are shielding the notorious IRA Provos' burial ground known as the Blue Peter Garden from being bulldozed.
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Funny story: John Leslie - Trial By Spoof - Who Needs Evidence?

John Leslie - Trial By Spoof - Who Needs Evidence?

There is nothing more distasteful in life then to see an innocent man such as a former Blue Peter presenter being pilloried in places such as TheSpoof.com.
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Funny story: Dog Shit Found in Blue Peter Garden

Dog Shit Found in Blue Peter Garden

Police and forensic scientists have this morning been called to the BBC Television Centre studios after a live dog turd was discovered in amongst some rhododendrons in the Blue Peter garden
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Funny story: Blue Peter Was Always a Fake Claims ex-Staff Man

Blue Peter Was Always a Fake Claims ex-Staff Man

Former Blue Peter employee Lester 'Lester' Lester, 67, plunged the children's flagship programme into new depths of scandal-despair yesterday, when he claimed - in the light of recent revelations about faked competition winners and rigged...
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