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Funny story: UFO blue ice dumped on Balmoral

UFO blue ice dumped on Balmoral

Scotland - Prince Philip has blamed carnivorous aliens for last night's 'meatier shower' that bombarded Balmoral with tons of firey space-sh*t. The equinoctial dump saw a huge dollop of methane-rich ET by-products ejected over Royal Deeside by a m...
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Funny story: Giant alien breast implant explodes over Bournemouth

Giant alien breast implant explodes over Bournemouth

Dorset - Bournemouth resident Steve Hornsby has had a lucky escape after a shower of gelatinous alien boob job filler splattered over his garden this weekend. Globules of pale blue extraterrestrial gunk were seen carpet bombing his lawn during an...
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Funny story: 'Stop Using Loch Ness As A Toilet' aliens told amid UFO 'blue ice' dump

'Stop Using Loch Ness As A Toilet' aliens told amid UFO 'blue ice' dump

Scotland - 'Mayday! Mayday! Extraterrestrial space shit attack!' The SOS message, picked up Saturday evening on marine emergency frequencies, saw Scotland's premier eerie loch trawled by rescue services after locals reported seeing a large blue b...
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Funny story: Riot cops fear 'psychotic' UFO mothership dumping toxic blue ice on Inner City hellholes

Riot cops fear 'psychotic' UFO mothership dumping toxic blue ice on Inner City hellholes

London - "Don't blame this 'alien shit' for the breakdown of law and order," a Home Office spokesman snarled at crunchtime today. The fierce rebuttal comes amid multiple sightings of a rogue spacecraft dumping over urban hotspots. Historically...
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