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NYPD swaps 'Stop & Frisk' for 'Cop A Ride'

Funny story: NYPD swaps 'Stop & Frisk' for 'Cop A Ride'

New York -- With a Federal judge challenging the constitutionality of its "Stop & Frisk" initiatives, the New York Police Department is trading its racially profiled patdowns for a more aggressive game plan. Called "Cop A Ride," the new campa...

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Bloomberg Bids To Become The Second Jewish Pope

Funny story: Bloomberg Bids To Become The Second Jewish Pope

The Vatican -- New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg is moving to complete a deal that would make him the second Jewish Pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church. "St. Peter was Jewish and he turned out to be the indestructible rock God chose to head his ch...

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Mayor Bloomberg to Allow Central Park Camping

Funny story: Mayor Bloomberg to Allow Central Park Camping

Manhattan, NY - After taking some heat for his handling of Super Storm Sandy, Mayor of New York City, Michael Bloomberg, opened up Central Park to displaced residents, allowing them to camp legally in certain sections of the park for the first time s...

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Nightsticks vs Vibrators: NYPD Cracks Down on Dildo Dealers

Funny story: Nightsticks vs Vibrators: NYPD Cracks Down on Dildo Dealers

New York - A mixed squad of undercover and uniformed police has broken up "a sex ring" that was attempting to distribute "vibrating devices" in "broad daylight" at locations in Rockefeller Center and the Meatpacking District. The disrupted giveawa...

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Elvis robot destroyed by 32 ounce soda

Funny story: Elvis robot destroyed by 32 ounce soda

NEW YORK - UPDATE 1 - Elvis is dying again. The robot was signing well when it paused for refreshment. After drinking a sugary 32 ounce soda in New York city, angry mobs of Bloomberg supporters chased the robot down Broadway, carrying 2 liter bott...

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Bloomberg Network Television will never ever host another Presidential Republican Debate again

Funny story: Bloomberg Network Television will never ever host another Presidential Republican Debate again

NEW YORK CITY - Nielson statistics showed that only very few Americans watched the Republican debate on Bloomberg TV two nights ago. Even fewer DVR'd it. A spokesperson For Bloomberg TV said, "The number of Americans who watched the Republican de...

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Terror Trial Slated for Governor's Island

Funny story: Terror Trial Slated for Governor's Island

NEW YORK, NY -- After marathon negotiations throughout the week with Mayor Bloomberg's office, the Port Authority and New Jersey's Governor Christie, Attorney General Erica Holder's office is expected to make a major announcement on Monday. Sources c...

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Bloomberg To Ban Smoking, Sex In NYC Parks?

Funny story: Bloomberg To Ban Smoking, Sex In NYC Parks?

No puffing or poking in the the parks? No lighting up or lifting up on the lawn? No butts on the beach? "We don't think it's too far to say that people shouldn't be smoking or having sex in parks," Health Commissioner Tom Farley said Monday. Ma...

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E-E-T: Southwest Bags Children, Michael Bloomberg Apologizes (Kind Of) And Google Waves

(Washington, D.C.) The U.S. economy shrank to a 5.7 percent annual pace in the first quarter of 2009, ending its worst drop in five decades due to declines in housing, inventories and business investments. However, a ray of hope, the White House Gene...

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New Photography Laws hit the US

Funny story: New Photography Laws hit the US

(MUSICMAN PRESS) There's a new bill on the table for Mayor Michael Bloomberg. The new bill dubbed, "The Crappy Pic Bill," is designed to prevent the production any more non-professional photograph of the Statue of Liberty.

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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

Gosh, since Ireland was successful with their referendum to remove the ban on abortion, can the U.S. have a referendum to ban and remove Trump?
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