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Funny story: Kate Middleton and Chelsey Davies Bailed In Blood Diamond Crackdown Bust

Kate Middleton and Chelsey Davies Bailed In Blood Diamond Crackdown Bust

The world was stunned yesterday as Kate Middleton and Chelsea Davies were sensationally held after a dawn raid at Buckingham Palace. S019 and Customs sealed off a cordon in excess of 1000 meters around the swish London pad and applied for a 3 mil...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle misery at blood diamond headlines exclusion

Susan Boyle misery at blood diamond headlines exclusion

The Hague - (Haemorrhage News): Oh, the sheer bloody unfairness of it all! The singer is said to be feeling upset this week that lesser divas are hogging all the limelight at the Prince Charles Taylor whore crimes trial. Although never official...
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Funny story: Prince Charles Taylor war crimes tribunal to subpoena Fergie

Prince Charles Taylor war crimes tribunal to subpoena Fergie

The Hague - (On-The-Rocks): Was virtual bankrupt Sarah, Duchess of York plied with blood diamonds 'like all the other hos' testifying in The Hague this week? Insolvency voluntary arrangement sources said today Fergie's rapacious greed has seen her...
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Funny story: The 'crown jewels' of all blood diamond lies

The 'crown jewels' of all blood diamond lies

Balmoral Castle - (On-The-Rocks News): The Queen has received a subpoena to testify at the blood diamonds trial in The Hague. Apparently a parure - a suite of jewellery comprising a tiara, necklace, earrings, bracelets, rings, brooch and belt clas...
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Funny story: Diana Memorial Fountain 'funded by bloody diamonds $$$s'

Diana Memorial Fountain 'funded by bloody diamonds $$$s'

Netherlands - (Haemorrhage News): The bloody diamonds war crimes trial in The Hague has now heard it all. Nelson Mandela's secret, illigitimate daughter told the judge yesterday that Princess Di's tiara was behind the outrage. The Spencer Diad...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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