Geneva - A plot to flog off a 'rare yellow diamond' has gone pear-shaped Interpol sources said today.
Brilliant refraction by the 110.3 carat 'Sun Dance Squid' - said to resemble an octopus' testicles, er...tentacles! - makes the stone worth an e...
The world was stunned yesterday as Kate Middleton and Chelsea Davies were sensationally held after a dawn raid at Buckingham Palace.
S019 and Customs sealed off a cordon in excess of 1000 meters around the swish London pad and applied for a 3 mil...
The Hague - (Haemorrhage News): Oh, the sheer bloody unfairness of it all!
The singer is said to be feeling upset this week that lesser divas are hogging all the limelight at the Prince Charles Taylor whore crimes trial.
Although never official...
The Hague - (On-The-Rocks): Was virtual bankrupt Sarah, Duchess of York plied with blood diamonds 'like all the other hos' testifying in The Hague this week?
Insolvency voluntary arrangement sources said today Fergie's rapacious greed has seen her...
Balmoral Castle - (On-The-Rocks News): The Queen has received a subpoena to testify at the blood diamonds trial in The Hague.
Apparently a parure - a suite of jewellery comprising a tiara, necklace, earrings, bracelets, rings, brooch and belt clas...
Netherlands - (Haemorrhage News): The bloody diamonds war crimes trial in The Hague has now heard it all.
Nelson Mandela's secret, illigitimate daughter told the judge yesterday that Princess Di's tiara was behind the outrage.
The Spencer Diad...
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