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Funny story: Tiger Woods Admits He Is Getting Fed Up With Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn

Tiger Woods Admits He Is Getting Fed Up With Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn

CHICAGO - Tiger Woods flew into the Windy City to attend a new golf products convention. He told sports reporters that he had come across a terrific golf club that is excellent for hitting the ball out of a sand trap. The 38-year-old Woods said...
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Funny story: An 8-Months Pregnant Los Angeles Woman Is Arrested For Weightlifting

An 8-Months Pregnant Los Angeles Woman Is Arrested For Weightlifting

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for the LAPD has said that a woman exercising is a wonderful thing, but a woman who is 8-months pregnant and lifting weights is not only not wonderful it is downright dangerous. LAPD Spokesman Hilario Fandango, 34, sai...
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Funny story: Katie "The Cougar" Couric Finally Lands Her Boy Toy

Katie "The Cougar" Couric Finally Lands Her Boy Toy

NEW YORK CITY - Katie Couric, 56, recently talked with Ellen DeGeneres and wondered if she would ever become a wife again. Well her wonderment is over as her boyfriend of 2 years, 4 months, and 13 days, Johnny "Johnny Boy" Molner popped the questi...
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Funny story: Andrea Mitchell: The Unauthorized Biography

Andrea Mitchell: The Unauthorized Biography

MSNBC's version of Fox News' typical blonde bombshell reporters, Andrea Mitchell pretends to be the network's chief foreign affairs correspondent, reporting upon the sexual infidelities of foreign heads of state. She also hosts Andrea Mitchell Reports, on which she repeats gossip concerning the adulterous pursuits of U. S. politicians, unless they are members of the Democratic Party. To show th...
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Funny story: Being "blonde" may be catching

Being "blonde" may be catching

GAY PARIS, France - According to a recent scientific study, being "blonde" may be catching. The dumb blonde stereotype, it turns out, may be true, not only of blondes themselves, but also of others who come within 500 feet of them. To paraphrase Shak...
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Funny story: Melissa McCarthy Furious With Chelsea Handler For Referring To Her As Mount St. Melissa

Melissa McCarthy Furious With Chelsea Handler For Referring To Her As Mount St. Melissa

HOLLYWOOD - Melissa McCarthy appeared on Chelsea Handler's television show Chelsea Lately and she came very close to turning the dishwater blonde into a dishrag. McCarthy was there to promote her upcoming movie The Heat in which she stars with San...
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Funny story: Deborah Harry is not Blonde!

Deborah Harry is not Blonde!

Photographs of Deborah Harry, lead singer for the group Blondie have revealed that she dies her hair blonde, and isn't a natural blonde. "It was hard to tell in her early photos," said Harry Blondiefan, Deborah Harry's number one fan, who has pict...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Shocked To Hear That His New Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn May Be Dumping Him Soon

Tiger Woods Shocked To Hear That His New Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn May Be Dumping Him Soon

INDIANAPOLIS - Tiger Woods had just finished playing 18 holes at the Indianapolis Invitational when he was asked about the Lindsey Vonn rumor. Woods still had the putter in his hand as he was taken aback by the question. Sports Territory Magazi...
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Funny story: Elin Nordegren Hates Tiger Woods So Much She's Hired A Voodoo Woman

Elin Nordegren Hates Tiger Woods So Much She's Hired A Voodoo Woman

JUPITER ISLAND, Florida - Close friends of Tiger Woods' ex-wife Elin Nordegren are reporting that the Swedish beauty is furious at the semi-naked public antics of her former philandering husband and his new girlfriend Lindsey Vonn, 28. Friends are...
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Funny story: O.J. Simpson To Be Released From Prison

O.J. Simpson To Be Released From Prison

LAS VEGAS - Many people were shocked to learn that O.J. Simpson, who was sentenced to serve 33 years in prison, could be released by Labor Day. A spokesperson for Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Center stated that Simpson, who has ballooned up to 3...
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Funny story: Rihanna In A Fit of Rage Destroys Her Chris Brown Bobblehead Doll

Rihanna In A Fit of Rage Destroys Her Chris Brown Bobblehead Doll

TUCSON - Rihanna was in town as the featured guest speaker at The Annual Battered Women Who Forgive Their Husbands and/or Boyfriends Convention. The Caribbean beauty told the group that she has caught a lot of flack from millions of American women...
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Funny story: Elin Nordegren Rejects Tiger Wood's Marriage Proposal

Elin Nordegren Rejects Tiger Wood's Marriage Proposal

NORTH PALM BEACH, Florida - Elin Nordegren has said that she does not care to play a second round of having her husband cheat on her with starstruck blonde bimbo's. The former Mrs. Tiger Woods told Hollywood Innuendo that she is quite content with...
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Funny story: Great Britain's Ye Merry Olde Rehab Clinic Wants To Speak With (The Beautiful) Samantha Brick As Soon As Possible

Great Britain's Ye Merry Olde Rehab Clinic Wants To Speak With (The Beautiful) Samantha Brick As Soon As Possible

LONDON - Nigel Winston Buckingshire, the director of the famed Ye Olde Merry Rehab Clinic of Upper Tooting, has been informed about a situation that needs his immediate attention. According to Neville Twickenbuck of Tickety Boo News, a woman named...
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Funny story: Are Blondes Dumb?

Are Blondes Dumb?

Question: How many Blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: Five, one to hold the light bulb and four to spin the ladder around! Recently a friend emailed me several Blonde jokes, including the one above. I first heard this "dumb" joke in the playgrounds of the 1940s, but they weren't Blondes who were spinning the ladder around. Back then the "they" were Americans of certai...
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Funny story: Heather Locklear Told To Check Herself Into A Rehab Clinic or Risk Being Deported

Heather Locklear Told To Check Herself Into A Rehab Clinic or Risk Being Deported

LOS ANGELES - Reports out of LaLaLand are that the much troubled actress Heather Locklear has been told that she needs to make arrangements to enter into a rehab clinic. A close, unnamed friend informed Bedroom Pillow Talk that the 50-year-old Loc...
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Funny story: After Announcing That She Has Not Done 'The Horizontal Hokey Pokey' In Two Years, Charlize Theron Has Received Thousands and Thousands of Offers

After Announcing That She Has Not Done 'The Horizontal Hokey Pokey' In Two Years, Charlize Theron Has Received Thousands and Thousands of Offers

TARZANA - Noted film star Charlize Theron was recently spotted visiting The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana. The very attractive actress says that she loves spending time at the zoo because it brings back childhood memories of when she wa...
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Funny story: The Stunningly Sexy Cat Deeley Host of 'So You Think You Can Dance' Denies That She Is One of Kobe Bryant's "105" Lovers

The Stunningly Sexy Cat Deeley Host of 'So You Think You Can Dance' Denies That She Is One of Kobe Bryant's "105" Lovers

LOS ANGELES - Cat Deeley, the host of the reality show So You Think You Can Dance was recently spotted having a nice quiet dinner at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in Beverly Hills. The 5-foot-9-inch tall reality show host was asked by F...
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Funny story: Herman Cain Says He Is 'Suspending' His Presidential Bid (Plan A) And Then Announces He Has A Plan B, Which He Fails To Announce

Herman Cain Says He Is 'Suspending' His Presidential Bid (Plan A) And Then Announces He Has A Plan B, Which He Fails To Announce

ATLANTA - GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain says that he is not one to go down without kicking, hollering, and raising a damn effen ruckus. As reported by GOPicky Magazine Amos Soursuckle the former CEO of Godfather's Pizza and architect of t...
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Bill Clinton: U. S. can't win ground war vs. Iraq

Bill Clinton insists the U. S. armed forces cannot win a land war against Iraq "or any other country, no matter how many booties are on the ground, because there are too many gays in the military."

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