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Funny story:  Deborah Harry is not Blonde!

Deborah Harry is not Blonde!

Photographs of Deborah Harry, lead singer for the group Blondie have revealed that she dies her hair blonde, and isn't a natural blonde. "It was hard to tell in her early photos," said Harry Blondiefan, Deborah Harry's number one fan, who has pict...
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods Shocked To Hear That His New Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn May Be Dumping Him Soon

Tiger Woods Shocked To Hear That His New Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn May Be Dumping Him Soon

INDIANAPOLIS - Tiger Woods had just finished playing 18 holes at the Indianapolis Invitational when he was asked about the Lindsey Vonn rumor. Woods still had the putter in his hand as he was taken aback by the question. Sports Territory Magazi...
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Funny story:  Elin Nordegren Hates Tiger Woods So Much She's Hired A Voodoo Woman

Elin Nordegren Hates Tiger Woods So Much She's Hired A Voodoo Woman

JUPITER ISLAND, Florida - Close friends of Tiger Woods' ex-wife Elin Nordegren are reporting that the Swedish beauty is furious at the semi-naked public antics of her former philandering husband and his new girlfriend Lindsey Vonn, 28. Friends are...
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Funny story:  O.J. Simpson To Be Released From Prison

O.J. Simpson To Be Released From Prison

LAS VEGAS - Many people were shocked to learn that O.J. Simpson, who was sentenced to serve 33 years in prison, could be released by Labor Day. A spokesperson for Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Center stated that Simpson, who has ballooned up to 3...
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Funny story:  Rihanna In A Fit of Rage Destroys Her Chris Brown Bobblehead Doll

Rihanna In A Fit of Rage Destroys Her Chris Brown Bobblehead Doll

TUCSON - Rihanna was in town as the featured guest speaker at The Annual Battered Women Who Forgive Their Husbands and/or Boyfriends Convention. The Caribbean beauty told the group that she has caught a lot of flack from millions of American women...
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Funny story:  Elin Nordegren Rejects Tiger Wood's Marriage Proposal

Elin Nordegren Rejects Tiger Wood's Marriage Proposal

NORTH PALM BEACH, Florida - Elin Nordegren has said that she does not care to play a second round of having her husband cheat on her with starstruck blonde bimbo's. The former Mrs. Tiger Woods told Hollywood Innuendo that she is quite content with...
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Funny story:  Great Britain's Ye Merry Olde Rehab Clinic Wants To Speak With (The Beautiful) Samantha Brick As Soon As Possible

Great Britain's Ye Merry Olde Rehab Clinic Wants To Speak With (The Beautiful) Samantha Brick As Soon As Possible

LONDON - Nigel Winston Buckingshire, the director of the famed Ye Olde Merry Rehab Clinic of Upper Tooting, has been informed about a situation that needs his immediate attention. According to Neville Twickenbuck of Tickety Boo News, a woman named...
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Funny story:  Are Blondes Dumb?

Are Blondes Dumb?

Question: How many Blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: Five, one to hold the light bulb and four to spin the ladder around! Recently a friend emailed me several Blonde jokes, including the one above. I first heard this "dumb" joke in the playgrounds of the 1940s, but they weren't Blondes who were spinning the ladder around. Back then the "they" were Americans of certai...
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Funny story:  Heather Locklear Told To Check Herself Into A Rehab Clinic or Risk Being Deported

Heather Locklear Told To Check Herself Into A Rehab Clinic or Risk Being Deported

LOS ANGELES - Reports out of LaLaLand are that the much troubled actress Heather Locklear has been told that she needs to make arrangements to enter into a rehab clinic. A close, unnamed friend informed Bedroom Pillow Talk that the 50-year-old Loc...
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Funny story:  After Announcing That She Has Not Done 'The Horizontal Hokey Pokey' In Two Years, Charlize Theron Has Received Thousands and Thousands of Offers

After Announcing That She Has Not Done 'The Horizontal Hokey Pokey' In Two Years, Charlize Theron Has Received Thousands and Thousands of Offers

TARZANA - Noted film star Charlize Theron was recently spotted visiting The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana. The very attractive actress says that she loves spending time at the zoo because it brings back childhood memories of when she wa...
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Funny story:  The Stunningly Sexy Cat Deeley Host of 'So You Think You Can Dance' Denies That She Is One of Kobe Bryant's "105" Lovers

The Stunningly Sexy Cat Deeley Host of 'So You Think You Can Dance' Denies That She Is One of Kobe Bryant's "105" Lovers

LOS ANGELES - Cat Deeley, the host of the reality show So You Think You Can Dance was recently spotted having a nice quiet dinner at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in Beverly Hills. The 5-foot-9-inch tall reality show host was asked by F...
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Funny story:  Herman Cain Says He Is 'Suspending' His Presidential Bid (Plan A) And Then Announces He Has A Plan B, Which He Fails To Announce

Herman Cain Says He Is 'Suspending' His Presidential Bid (Plan A) And Then Announces He Has A Plan B, Which He Fails To Announce

ATLANTA - GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain says that he is not one to go down without kicking, hollering, and raising a damn effen ruckus. As reported by GOPicky Magazine Amos Soursuckle the former CEO of Godfather's Pizza and architect of t...
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Funny story:  I'm Coming To Get You! Says Mystery Blonde

I'm Coming To Get You! Says Mystery Blonde

A while back some guy in Japan wrote a story about a man who was picked at random to be famous for absolutely no reason. Just to be famous for existing on earth. And guess what happened to him? He was featured on bill boards, televison and radio a...
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Funny story:  Downing Street To Set Up Immediate Inquiry Into Mystery Blonde Mystery

Downing Street To Set Up Immediate Inquiry Into Mystery Blonde Mystery

Beleaguered Downing Street staffers today promised an immediate (or as soon as we can get around to it) inquiry into the circumstances surrounding the almost legendary "Mystery Blonde" who is on the verge of attaining legendary status. Following t...
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Funny story:  Key to Mystery Blonde's Identity 'Could Be Me' says James Blunt

Key to Mystery Blonde's Identity 'Could Be Me' says James Blunt

As speculation runs rife and Britain's tabloid press outbid each other in offering huge rewards as to the identity of the mysterious 'Mystery Blonde' - who has been spotted at several English locations in the last day - singer and rhyming slang star...
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Funny story:  Sebastian Vettel Almost Loses It In Silverstone Qualifying - Blames Mystery Blonde

Sebastian Vettel Almost Loses It In Silverstone Qualifying - Blames Mystery Blonde

As gentle drizzle sporadically rained down on Silverstone this afternoon, German F1 ace, Sebastian Vettel, alarmingly for Red Bull, almost lost it taking Stow Corner. Eye witnesses stated that Vettel appeared to momentarily lose control, before re...
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Funny story:  Mystery Blonde Sighted Heading For Silverstone

Mystery Blonde Sighted Heading For Silverstone

The mystery blonde woman, who has been the subject of so much press speculation all over the world in the past month or so, has apparently been sighted heading towards Silverstone, ahead of tomorrow's F1 British Grand Prix. London man, Tommy Sherm...
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Funny story:  "Do You Know Who I Am?" Mystery Blonde Screams At Basingstoke Station

"Do You Know Who I Am?" Mystery Blonde Screams At Basingstoke Station

There was some confusion today among commuters arriving at Basingstoke Station, as they found themselves confronted by a mystery blonde woman in the ticket hall, acting strangely. The woman, suspected to be the mystery blonde who has recently been...
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Nation Mourns Death of Serial Killer

"There's nothing on television, rotten movies, sex has gotten boring, tired of seeing youth with rings through their digits!", admits several at Jim's Bar & Girl.

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