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Funny story: Blackout Drunk Attempts Return VHS Movies to Blockbuster to No Avail

Blackout Drunk Attempts Return VHS Movies to Blockbuster to No Avail

A man was severely distruaght when finding out that he could not return his VHS movies to Blockbuster. . . because Blockbuster is no more! The man has been in a drunken stupor for decades. "I'm trying to get on the straight and narrow," he s...
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Funny story: The Expendables 3 To Be Released Straight To Betamax

The Expendables 3 To Be Released Straight To Betamax

HOLLYWOOD,CA-Insider sources at Lionsgate Entertainment say that the upcoming action sequel The Expendables 3 will forgo a traditional theatrical release in favor of home distribution via the Betamax format. "We felt it was the only way to reach our...
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Funny story: Netflix Cancels Its Subscriptions To Itself

Netflix Cancels Its Subscriptions To Itself

CALIFORNIA - In what people are calling the most shocking revelation known to mail order products and services, the United States Post Office has reported that Netflix has just canceled its subscription to itself. Post Office employee Jack Ripper...
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Funny story: Biggest Ever Disaster Movie On The Way

Biggest Ever Disaster Movie On The Way

Warner Brothers U.K. have announced to the world that the biggest ever disaster movie is due to hit the big screens later this year. The publicity material released by Warner Brothers makes exciting reading : You screamed at 'Last Day' in 1999 You thrilled at 'The Day After Tomorrow' in 2004 You were terrified by 'Meltdown: Days of Destruction' in 2006 But you ain't seen...
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Funny story: "The Little Fockers" and "The Tourist" Are Both Already Available At Blockbuster And At Red Box

"The Little Fockers" and "The Tourist" Are Both Already Available At Blockbuster And At Red Box

HOLLYWOOD - Two of the biggest movie bombs of the year, The Little Fockers and The Tourist are already available at most Blockbuster Video Stores and Red Box outlets throughout America, except for Doohickey, Arkansas which has neither a Blockbuster n...
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Funny story: Holy Sh-t! Blockbuster Inc. Intends To File For Bankruptcy Protection! Who Knew?

Holy Sh-t! Blockbuster Inc. Intends To File For Bankruptcy Protection! Who Knew?

Holy sh-t! Blockbuster Inc. has announced its intent to file for bankruptcy. Big f--king shocker. Despite financial geniuses writing stories like Blockbuster, 25, Dies After Prolonged Illness and Trust Me: Blockbuster Video Is Dead, the financi...
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Funny story: H&R Block Get Sued by Tax Pros for Criminally Negligent A--holiness.

H&R Block Get Sued by Tax Pros for Criminally Negligent A--holiness.

H&R Block, the company that last had an innovative idea when Bonanza was on TV, prove that they do not discriminate against who they choose to oppress via a lawsuit by their own employees, challenging the company-wide policy and practice of requi...
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Funny story: Shooting Starts On James Cameron's Latest Blockbuster

Shooting Starts On James Cameron's Latest Blockbuster

Following the runaway success of his 3D masterpiece, 'Avatar' James Cameron has no plans to bask in adulation or indeed let the grass grow under his feet. Cameron started shooting his latest blockbuster here in Hollywood on the Universal backlot r...
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Funny story: The lure of erratic films

The lure of erratic films

Tarquin Splint is Britain's most successful maker of erratic films to date. In 2001 he spotted a gap in the market and began casting for his first blockbuster 'Actinit', the story of the ill-fated White Stag loner who crashed into an iceberg lettuce and was drowsed. His reward was a place in the anals of cinema history and at his home in Beverley, I caught up with him to ask about his latest o...
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Funny story: Summer Movie Preview

Summer Movie Preview

This summer, several blockbuster movies will be opening. Get a jump on your summer fun: here's a preview of what we can expect!...
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Funny story: Child Pornography Arrests Shut Down Blockbuster and Other Video Stores Across United States

Child Pornography Arrests Shut Down Blockbuster and Other Video Stores Across United States

Agents from the F.B.I. (Federal Bureau of Investigation) shut down over 2600 Blockbuster Video stores and arrested almost 3000 store managers, employees, and company executives on charges of distributing child pornography (both at the stores and thro...
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Funny story: Blockbuster Sign Falls on Homeless Man

Blockbuster Sign Falls on Homeless Man

A Blue and Yellow Blockbuster sign fell on a homeless man today. The man, whose name was not released, was trapped beneath the sign for hours while firefighters worked to free him.
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