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Funny story: Johnson - Not enough snow fallen on London. Snow making machines to be employed next week.

Johnson - Not enough snow fallen on London. Snow making machines to be employed next week.

Boris Karloff Johnson, the Mayor of London is to cover London and the Home Counties with 4 metres of snow on Monday with a M.O.D. atomic snow bomb. On looking through the accounts it was found that there was a 10 billion pounds surplus which must be...
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Funny story: Dairy Queen's New Snowzilla Blizzard™ Has Taken Off

Dairy Queen's New Snowzilla Blizzard™ Has Taken Off

MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - The tremendous snowstorms that have struck the United States have taken a toll on the ice cream business as noted by Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine. Tucker spoke with Dairy Queen spokesperson Columbus Vee and...
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Funny story: Snowflakes spotted in the South: 21 Confirmed Dead

Snowflakes spotted in the South: 21 Confirmed Dead

Millions of viewers turned on their television sets to watch hordes of "Walkers" terrorizing the outlying areas of Atlanta recently. No, this was not the latest mid-season premiere of AMC's hit show The Walking Dead. Every major news outlet was...
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Funny story: A Blizzard Hits The Sahara Desert

A Blizzard Hits The Sahara Desert

SOUTHEASTERN, Algeria - Algeria's national weather agency has commented that as astounding as it seems, a full-blown blizzard has hit the Sahara Desert dumping 13 inches of snow on the sand. Reports are that it is the very first time that snow has...
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Funny story: Dairy Queen Adding A Beer Blizzard For Its Adult Customers

Dairy Queen Adding A Beer Blizzard For Its Adult Customers

EDINA, Minnesota - Dairy Queen was founded in 1940, and in all that time it has seen its share of improvements that helped to boost its customer numbers. DQ has 6,000 restaurants throughout the world with many more in the planning stages. A corpor...
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Funny story: Nemo Is America's Top Baby Boy Name

Nemo Is America's Top Baby Boy Name

CHICAGO - According to The Amalgamated Department of Data Gathering, which is based in Chicago, the name Nemo has just surpassed the names Liam, Noah and Mason as the most popular new male baby name in the United States. Bagby B. Buckleybox, a rep...
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Funny story: East Coast Blizzard Snow To Be Shipped To Colorado

East Coast Blizzard Snow To Be Shipped To Colorado

NEW YORK CITY - The mayor of the Big Apple, Michael Bloomberg has just informed the news media that he has been in contact with several mayors of East Coast cities regarding the horrific blizzards. He spoke with the mayors of Philadelphia, Baltimo...
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Funny story: The Dalai Lama's World of Warcraft Account May Be Cancelled

The Dalai Lama's World of Warcraft Account May Be Cancelled

For 99% of RPG players, the story is the same: obtaining quests, journeying into the unknown, completing extraordinarily mundane tasks, slaying any jerks along the way, gaining experience points to level up and having nerd conversations with the onl...
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Funny story: Snow Expected to Wallop Bermuda Wednesday

Snow Expected to Wallop Bermuda Wednesday

Hamilton, BERMUDA - Emergency relief supplies are headed to the island nation of Bermuda in the North Atlantic Ocean as a once-in-a-lifetime blizzard is quickly crossing the United States. The snow that is blanketing a third of the US is expected to...
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Funny story: Local Man Breaks Wind, Changes Town's Weather Pattern

Local Man Breaks Wind, Changes Town's Weather Pattern

Unintentionally saving the small town of Saugus, Massachusetts from the first blizzard of 2011, Barney Funderton, house bound 520 pound man with a love of sausages and cabbage and a propensity for methane production has apparently and single handedly...
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Funny story: Snow Miser put on 'No Fly' list

Snow Miser put on 'No Fly' list

Mr. Snow Miser who played, well the 'Snow Miser', on the hit Christmas television special, The Year Without a Santa Claus, discovered to his dismay that he has been put on the TSA's 'No Fly' list. Mr. Miser, who was trying to get back to his hom...
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Funny story: US Blizzard Expected to Reach Isle of Wight by Tuesday

US Blizzard Expected to Reach Isle of Wight by Tuesday

US Meteorologists are saying that a major storm front bringing blizzard conditions to almost a dozen states so far is expected to cross the Atlantic and land on Britain's doorstep come Tuesday. "I've not seen anything like it in my 32-year career...
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Funny story: Windapocalypses and Chiclones and NDizzards, Oh My

Windapocalypses and Chiclones and NDizzards, Oh My

Meteorologists, or Weather Forecasters, as they like to refer to themselves as, have always found it hard to keep their audiences happy. If they say it is going to be sunny and it rains, the first people to be blamed are the forecasters. Forecast some really bad weather and get people preparing for the worst only to realize that they had it all wrong is a forecaster's worst nightmare. The ugly vie...
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Funny story: Frozen Hurricane To Obliterate East Coast

Frozen Hurricane To Obliterate East Coast

2010's first hurricane has formed--and she is one cold bitch! Hurricane Aaaagh formed last night off Miami and she will take a run up the chilly East Coast in the next few days. Hurricane Aaaagh will bring 200MPH winds, 200 inches of snow, and deva...
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Funny story: Sony 'Not Responsible' For Blizzards

Sony 'Not Responsible' For Blizzards

The Sony Corporation today denied any involvement with the arctic weather conditions which have dogged the entire northern hemisphere recently. The blizzards which have lashed the United States, Europe, and much of Asia, as far south as Texas, Bar...
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Funny story: Scientists Warn Blizzards Will Trigger A Massive Earthquake To Destroy The East Coast

Scientists Warn Blizzards Will Trigger A Massive Earthquake To Destroy The East Coast

Washington DC-- An urgent, ominous warning was released this morning from the Union of Distraught Scientists. The weight of the snow from the recent blizzards is straining the tectonic plates underneath the East Coast. Scientists believe the incred...
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Funny story: CWIA Climate-Control Plot Goes Awry; Snopocalypse Buries East Coast

CWIA Climate-Control Plot Goes Awry; Snopocalypse Buries East Coast

In a press conference today, Professor Ferbert T. Weedledom and Dr. Felicia T. Weedledee exposed a covert Central Weather Intelligence Agency (CWIA) operation to deploy a cloud-seeding strategy to defeat Al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden by creating a ser...
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Funny story: Global Warming Scientists To Move From Washington To Warmer Climate

Global Warming Scientists To Move From Washington To Warmer Climate

BLIZZARDS, POWER FAILURES AND EXTENDED COLD TEMPERATURES have apparently prompted Global Warming experts in Washington D.C. to announce the relocation of their offices to Florida. "This weather is ridiculous," said Dick Allshank, Chief Scientific Sp...
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