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Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue - Kate Upton Makes The Cover Again

Funny story: Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue - Kate Upton Makes The Cover Again

CHICAGO - The much anticipated annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has arrived and millions of red blooded American males are happily hootin and hollerin over SI's cover choice. Kate Upton has made a second splash by once again winning the co...

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Sparks and Mensa launch their denture range

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch their denture range

Sparks and Mensa, the high street store for those with more brains than brawn, are launching a new range of mouth wear, Denture Tools. "We're very pleased with our new range," said creator, Dennis Chure. "We think it is a step forward in teeth."...

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If Rap Songs Really Told It Like It Is

Funny story: If Rap Songs Really Told It Like It Is

They rap on and on, but those 'songs' the rappers spill from their lips and their hips just seem to go in circles that lead nowhere. Isn't it time they finally listened to non-rap brother Aaron Neville and just 'Tell It Like It Is"? (Rap these refrains to any ol' music that comes into your head.) I want bling, bling is everything I wear bling on my ear so long as it doesn't make me...

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Naomi Campbell Says She Wants To Adopt X-Factor's Little Hip Hop Rapper Astro

Funny story: Naomi Campbell Says She Wants To Adopt X-Factor's Little Hip Hop Rapper Astro

NEW YORK CITY - Naomi Campbell, known as "The Undisputed Queen of Mean" stated that she would like to adopt Astro, the little, arrogant rap singer on X-Factor. Campbell, who has one of the worst attitudes of anyone in the Northern Hemisphere told...

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New Phone For Rappers Launched. Aiii.

Funny story: New Phone For Rappers Launched. Aiii.

A new mobile handset is set to be launched and take the rapping world by storm. The Banana Aiii-phone is due for release in the next three minutes worldwide. Specifically designed with the rapper or 'street' bling merchant in mind, it will come pa...

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World Recession Hits Bling Bling

Funny story: World Recession Hits Bling Bling

The International slow in economic growth has finally hit the hip-hop community, as financiers report a 23' drop in bling-bling since July. Based on figures for the last fiscal year, the rate of bling-bling has dropped for the first time this dec...

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