London - A man plunged to his death today from an apartment building next door to one of Britain's most notorious mobster hangouts hexed for posterity since 1275 by Simon de Montfort's son Henry the Blind.
This morning's sudden unexplained fatalit...
Lucas Mattingly, a man on the street, says that the United States economy has gone to S*it.
"I blame the President and the continent", he told the people who would stop and listen. He also happened to buttonhole Tom Thatcher, reporter at large (40...
Hangover report on the state of Manchester United's feeble attempts to play football in 2014!
MANCHESTER EVENING NEWS REPORTS:
Blind Captain Moyes (why take Kagawa off and replace him with a one footed parrot?) has hit an iceberg with his sinking Titanic and the first to jump ship are the "Roo & Ro" rats! Where were they?
Searching for their amputated injured legs or too busy countin...
London - Some patrons at the Duke of Cambridge public house on Whitechapel Road were too arseholed to notice it, of course.
But barman Dave Skagliss was the first to point out to TV reporters today that it's a sign of new-found respectability for...
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F.B.I. Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
Scamatology TV Has Resulted in Flood of New Visits to Orgs
Jake Tapper's Plastic Surgery
United Airlines Sends Dog To Japan
Trump Blames Global Warming on Violent Video Games
Scores of Porn Stars Contact Trump's Lawyer for Payouts
Trump Excludes Golf Clubs from Steel and Aluminum Tariffs
In Retaliation for Putin's and Kim Jong Un's Videos, Trump Makes His Own Video
Jarad Kushner's Security Clearance Downgraded From Hush-Hush to Just Hush
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