London - A man plunged to his death today from an apartment building next door to one of Britain's most notorious mobster hangouts hexed for posterity since 1275 by Simon de Montfort's son Henry the Blind.
This morning's sudden unexplained fatalit...
Lucas Mattingly, a man on the street, says that the United States economy has gone to S*it.
"I blame the President and the continent", he told the people who would stop and listen. He also happened to buttonhole Tom Thatcher, reporter at large (40...
Hangover report on the state of Manchester United's feeble attempts to play football in 2014!
MANCHESTER EVENING NEWS REPORTS:
Blind Captain Moyes (why take Kagawa off and replace him with a one footed parrot?) has hit an iceberg with his sinking Titanic and the first to jump ship are the "Roo & Ro" rats! Where were they?
Searching for their amputated injured legs or too busy countin...
London - Some patrons at the Duke of Cambridge public house on Whitechapel Road were too arseholed to notice it, of course.
But barman Dave Skagliss was the first to point out to TV reporters today that it's a sign of new-found respectability for...
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