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Funny story: Elderly blind man prevents aircraft hijacking

Elderly blind man prevents aircraft hijacking

There have been numerous reports of aircraft disasters in recent weeks. Some of the aircraft went down in freak accidents while others were taken down by antiaircraft missiles shot by terrorists on the ground. Yesterday, in an unintended heroic act o...
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Funny story: Blindness Could Lead To Not Being Able To See Things

Blindness Could Lead To Not Being Able To See Things

Although yet to be confirmed by independent scientific corroboration, a research group from Chadswhipple Crosshire Down By The Lake Rockshire University, outside London, has asserted that blindness could have a definite connection to someone not bein...
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Funny story: "Playboy" launches Braille issue

"Playboy" launches Braille issue

CHICAGO, IL - Christie Hefner, Hugh's daughter and president and CEO now that her father, the magazine's founder and publisher emeritus, is encumbered by his having to wear Depends diapers for adults to avoid embarrassing accidents, announced during...
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Funny story: Street Braille to be rolled out after a successful trial

Street Braille to be rolled out after a successful trial

In a bid to help the blind and partially sighted, a new scheme of Street Braille is to be rolled out across the UK after a successful trial in Stockport. Over the coming weeks, bumps will appear on pavements across Britain's streets informing the...
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Funny story: Millions of idiots expected to go blind Sunday

Millions of idiots expected to go blind Sunday

San Francisco CA - Scientists predict that millions of rebellious idiotic, rude, young adults will be blinded Sunday. Dr. Smerve Leude of the Whackover Institute told reporters that the eclipse of the sun Sunday would not be total. Damaging rays wo...
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Funny story: Chinese Dissident Faked Blindness to Escape

Chinese Dissident Faked Blindness to Escape

Escaped political prisoner Chen Guangcheng is getting the last laugh on his former Chinese captors. "I can see perfectly well through these magic sunglasses," Chen chuckled at a post-escape press conference in San Francisco. "Those stupid priso...
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Funny story: Homoeopathic paint cures colour blindness

Homoeopathic paint cures colour blindness

Pseudo Sciences have developed a new formulation paint that has been shown in clinical trials to cure colour blindness. The new paint, available in any colour, is used like ordinary paint and comes in both matt and gloss. "We take common dyes...
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Funny story: Colour blind? There's an app for that

Colour blind? There's an app for that

The latest applelet from MyWay Apps is set to be a godsend to the fifteen percent of the world's population that suffers from anomalous trichromacy, or colour blindness. The app, iCanSeeClearlyNow, makes use of the iPhone 4's extraordinary camera...
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Funny story: Deaf, dumb and blind kid is hopeless at pinball

Deaf, dumb and blind kid is hopeless at pinball

A 12 year old boy from Romford who is deaf, dumb and blind came a disappointing last in the annual Essex under 18's ParaPinball Championship. Robert Dultry entered the competition hoping to emulate the achievements of the character from the rock o...
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Funny story: Blind fans watch blind footballers in blind world cup

Blind fans watch blind footballers in blind world cup

Thousands of blind fans piled into a football stadium in London to watch England play China in the blind football world cup. The ball has hundreds of tiny ball bearings inside so that players can hear it. The pitch is smaller than a regular sized...
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Funny story: Braille porn magazine for the blind is a huge success

Braille porn magazine for the blind is a huge success

The blind have had their prayers answered. Well, all right not quite - because we assume that their prayers would involve something about them getting their sight back. But they have had their "back up" prayers answered. As of last week there is a ne...
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Funny story: Seeing Eye Dog Craps in Woods, Blind Man Fined For Not Noticing!

Seeing Eye Dog Craps in Woods, Blind Man Fined For Not Noticing!

A Scottish blind man was arrested and briefly detained today after his seeing eye dog was observed crapping under a bush in a wooded area outside of Renfrow, Scotland. According to a council warden in charge of investigating such things as 'does...
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Funny story: Blind soldier uses tongue to see the world!

Blind soldier uses tongue to see the world!

A UK soldier has received a new device that allows him to see using his tongue. Spoof's science correspondent told us, "The device which looks like a pair of super cool sunglasses uses the tongue to interpret complex things and then translate light i...
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Funny story: Stevie Wonder Admits His One Eyed Trouser Snake Is Blind Too

Stevie Wonder Admits His One Eyed Trouser Snake Is Blind Too

Recording artist Stevie Wonder is one of the most famous blind musicians of all time, joining such greats as Ray Charles and Country Singer Ronnie Milsay. He is an inductee of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and winner of the Presidential Medal of Fr...
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Funny story: Farmer's Wife In Jail For Cruelty To Animals

Farmer's Wife In Jail For Cruelty To Animals

Mrs. Cecilia Scoggins, wife of Farmer John Scoggins, has been arrested on charges of cruelty to animals. The police report states that on September 31st, Mrs. Scoggins apprehended three blind mice in her kitchen and cut off their tails with a carvin...
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Funny story: Blind Valet Hangs Actor in Closet

Blind Valet Hangs Actor in Closet

Bangkok-Actor David Carradine thought nothing of it when he hired blind muscle builder Igor Slopsinsky (Slo-Pinsk-e)for his personal assistant. Helping those less fortunate came easily for the famous actor, who in the past has hired a vertically chal...
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Funny story: Can I Do It Until I Lose One Eye?

Can I Do It Until I Lose One Eye?

The University of Trousersnake Creek 's Eye, Nose and Ear Institute has lent scientific validity to the concept that intense sexual activity, such as masturbating 3-4 times a day, can cause blindness - at least temporarily. Dr. Donald Lincoln repo...
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Funny story: Blind People Given Clear Signal

Blind People Given Clear Signal

The government today gave blind people a clear signal. The level of disability allowance that blind people received would now be the same as those who could not walk. This is because blind people walk into everything and take as long to get about as...
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