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America's Homeless Problem: The Final Solution

Funny story: America's Homeless Problem: The Final Solution

America's Homeless Problem: The Final Solution. By General Wolfgang Puck America Heritage Foundation. "We Offer Final Solutions To America's Problems." Every day there are over 3.5 million people in the United States that are homeless. Of course, many of them are hungry. As part of what is increasingly called the "war on the homeless" local governments and businesses are united in tryi...

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The Artists Formerly Known As Blackwater- Xe, Start Up New 'Thrill To Kill' Theme Park

Funny story: The Artists Formerly Known As Blackwater- Xe, Start Up New 'Thrill To Kill' Theme Park

Soldiers of Fortune, para military buffs and serial killers can all revel in the new theme park started by Xe, the artists once known as Blackwater. Fresh from getting off their convictions of killing 17 Iraqi civilians at a traffic circle in Baghdad...

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Blackwater hangs out Help Wanted sign

In an effort to improve their domestic operation, Blackwater Corppoation, the darling of the Defense Department has decided to start a domestic operation to boost it's sales and improve its image. Starting it's recruiting effort at Health Care ral...

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BlackWater Fever Strikes Again!

Funny story: BlackWater Fever Strikes Again!

In the bizarro world of Bush big business and war interests massacring Iraqi civilians, being investigated by the FBI, the State Dept, the Pentagon and Congress means you get another shot at the brass ring.

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Private Security Organisation Announce Life Insurance Plans

Funny story: Private Security Organisation Announce Life Insurance Plans

A US private security organisation, at the centre of the ongoing investigation into killing of 17 innocent Iraqi civilians, has announced plans to sell Life Insurance.

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Dali Lama says Blackwater chief will be reincarnated as a fly

Funny story: Dali Lama says Blackwater chief will be reincarnated as a fly

It was confirmed today from somewhere high in the Himalayan mountains that Blackwater USA founder Erik Prince would be reincarnated as a fly. Blackwater has been in the news lately defending their position that they acted in self-defense after killin...

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Andrew Meyer causes U.S. Attorney General nominee, Michael B. Mukasey, to replace all U.S. Attorneys with Blackwater security forces

Funny story: Andrew Meyer causes U.S. Attorney General nominee, Michael B. Mukasey, to replace all U.S. Attorneys with Blackwater security forces

Washington, D.C. - With Andrew Meyer, a Florida University student, being tasered for asking too many questions about election outcomes at a public Democratic Presidential rally. Movie stars being bleeped on award shows for commenting on the Iraqi wa...

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