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Funny story: Blackstone To Buy Paris Hilton

Blackstone To Buy Paris Hilton

US private equity group Blackstone has agreed a $26billion all-cash deal to buy celebrity heiress and former jailbird Paris Hilton, in news announced yesterday.
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Funny story: Blackstone Goes Public

Blackstone Goes Public

The private equity firm Blackstone has now gone public for 41 billion. With the movie Evan Almighty a disappointment at the box office on Friday, Americans had little else to do but bid up the price of Blackstone from 31 to 35 dollars.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Sold to Blackstone in Private Equity Deal

Ron Paul Sold to Blackstone in Private Equity Deal

Ron Paul, a second-tier candidate for the Republican presidential nomination, was purchased today by the Blackstone Group in a private equity transaction estimated to be worth $6 billion.
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L.A.P.D Weighs in on Jenner's Transformation

"Bruce Jenner drove like a prick," said a police spokesman. " Caitlyn drives like a cunt. Any questions?"
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