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Shebby Singh explains 'Global Advisor' role at Blackburn Rovers

Funny story: Shebby Singh explains 'Global Advisor' role at Blackburn Rovers

Blackburn Rovers Global Advisor Shebby Singh broke his silence today to explain what his job title actually means. Speaking to Robbie Savage on BBC radio phone-in 606 (nicknamed moan-o-moan in the football industry) he finally revealed the answer...

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Venkys 'Considering' Bid Offer In Order To Offload Blackburn Rovers

Funny story: Venkys 'Considering' Bid Offer In Order To Offload Blackburn Rovers

Venkys, the Indian chicken industry giants are currently said to be giving serious consideration to an offer tabled by a group of businessmen with a view to taking over Blackburn Rovers Football Club. Venkys relationship with the Blackburn fans co...

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Sambas Final Solution

Ex-Blackburn Rovers captain, Half Man- Half Flesh Fortress, Chris Samba says his move to Mafia legally run Russian side Anzhi Makhachkala was not purely about money. The club which was founded by Russians who saw all the poverty, starvation and c...

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Blackburn Rovers are Becoming Ridiculous, says a Man

A man said earlier today that Blackburn Rovers, the much-loved northern soccer club, are becoming ridiculous. When pressed on his astonishing accusation the man, 45, said that every time they appear in the newspapers or on Sky Sports News, Blackbu...

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Transfer Window: Samba wants to leave Blackburn; on his way to London

Funny story: Transfer Window: Samba wants to leave Blackburn; on his way to London

In demand Blackburn defender Chris Samba, who handed in a transfer request yesterday, is expected to sign for four London clubs in the next few days. The unique transfer deal will see the current Blackburn captain sign contracts with London rivals To...

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Eamonn Holmes says Manchester United fans 'starved' of success

Funny story: Eamonn Holmes says Manchester United fans 'starved' of success

SKY tv presenter and disgruntled celebrity Manchester united fan Eammon 'donut' Holmes spoke out today about his beloved United's poor run of form and recent downgrading by credit rating agencies S&P, Moodys and Fitch. "The whole thing is a s...

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Blackburn boss Steve Kean named 'Manager of The Year'

Funny story: Blackburn boss Steve Kean named 'Manager of The Year'

Under fire Blackburn Rovers boss has been named 'Manager Of The Year' after an amazing 3-2 win on December 31st at Old Trafford, the home of world famous Manchester United. Dignified Scottish slap head Kean scooped the prize after the incredible...

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Manchester United Defeat By Blackburn Rovers - Authorities Promise Action

Funny story: Manchester United Defeat By Blackburn Rovers - Authorities Promise Action

Football authorities in England are promising to take decisive action to prevent further incidents like Manchester United's home defeat by Blackburn Rovers yesterday. The move follows public reaction to the match on United manager Sir Alex Ferguso...

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Neil Warnock blames tart's boots

Funny story: Neil Warnock blames tart's boots

QPR manager Neil Warnock has blamed flimsy footwear for his team's draw against Blackburn on saturday. "DJ Campbell broke his metatarsal while training in a pair of yellow Jimmy Choos on Thursday and it has cost us two points" claimed an angry Wa...

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Diouf Keen To Stay At Ibrox

Funny story: Diouf Keen To Stay At Ibrox

El Hadji Diouf, who spent half of last season on loan at Rangers, would be delighted to sign for the Glasgow club on a permanent basis. Its understood that his parent club Blackburn Rovers would be willing to let the controversial winger go for a...

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Blackburn Rovers frustrated at missing out on panda signing

Funny story: Blackburn Rovers frustrated at missing out on panda signing

Blackburn Rovers Venky group owners have expressed frustration at losing out in their pursuit of a giant panda who shunned the advances of the Lancashire club in favour of a move to minnows Edinburgh Zoo. The club had hoped to make Yangguang their...

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Blackburn Sign Wrong Ronaldinho in January Transfer Chaos

Funny story: Blackburn Sign Wrong Ronaldinho in January Transfer Chaos

Blackburn FC have been forced to apologise to its fans today after completing the signing of the wrong person, in a desperate attempt to sign Brazilian superstar Ronaldinho. Instead they managed to sign an 87 year old, former butcher, called Ronal...

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Blackburn and Sunderland in Bore Score Draw. Surprised?

Funny story: Blackburn and Sunderland in Bore Score Draw. Surprised?

There were 22 players on the pitch. And not one of them made an impact. In a game which has always brought plenty of excitement, Blackburn and Sunderland were about as effective as the Germans during trench warfare in World War One: effectively...

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Swine Flu Could Wipe Out Football Season

Funny story: Swine Flu Could Wipe Out Football Season

Following the outbreak of swine flu at Blackburn Rovers there are fears that the football fixture list could be decimated. Sam Allardyce, the Rovers boss set the blame squarely at the door the of the Premier League, and hinted that the infection m...

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Blackburn Rovers v Burnley Amid Massive Security Operation

Funny story: Blackburn Rovers v Burnley Amid Massive Security Operation

Blackburn Rovers will tomorrow entertain neighbours and bitter rivals Burnley at Ewood Park tomorrow under tighter security measures than anything that ever existed at Guantanamo Bay. Burnley supporters, regardless of where they live, will be forc...

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Tranmere Rovers Set John Barnes Free

Funny story: Tranmere Rovers Set John Barnes Free

There was good news for former Liverpool and England striker John Barnes this evening, after he was relieved of his managerial duties at Tranmere Rovers, and, thereby, awarded his freedom. Before last weekend's game at Millwall, Tranmere had won j...

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Rafa Benitez gesture to Sam Allardyce explained

Funny story: Rafa Benitez gesture to Sam Allardyce explained

The controversial gesture made by Liverpool FC manager Rafa "Chief Akimwolo" Benitez at the Blackburn dugout last week has been identified, not as implying that the game was over, but as an ancient Aztec gesture. The Liverpool manager has been rec...

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Hull City Premier League Title Tilt Over, Concedes Phil Brown

Funny story: Hull City Premier League Title Tilt Over, Concedes Phil Brown

Hull City manager Phil Brown has reluctantly conceded that, in the wake of his side's 2-1 home defeat to fellow strugglers Blackburn Rovers this very afternoon, the Tigers' tilt at the Premier League title is over for another season. Brown spoke t...

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