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Quackberry Launches New Smartphone App

Funny story: Quackberry Launches New Smartphone App

As predicted, the release of Apple's new iBitch robot has prompted arch-rival Quackberry to respond with a competing product. However, Quackberry has chosen to tap the same market niche via a completely different approach. At a press conference y...

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Al Sharpton Calls For Boycott of Blackberry Products

Funny story: Al Sharpton Calls For Boycott of Blackberry Products

WASHINGTON, DC - Democrat Activist, MSNBC host and part-time clown Al Sharpton has called for a boycott of all Blackberry products. In a press release issued Monday, Mr. Sharpton said "The imminent demise of Blackberry has racist overtones and has...

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Yodaphone to take on the big four

Funny story: Yodaphone to take on the big four

It was never the intention, but so successful was a recent advert campaign staring Yoda, the diminutive Star Wars character has decided to go into business selling mobile phones with his own operating system that takes on Apple, Google, Microsoft and...

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London riots postponed as game of football breaks out between Tottenham and Everton

Funny story: London riots postponed as game of football breaks out between Tottenham and Everton

The London Riots were postponed last night on police advice after a game of football broke out at White Hot Lane between two teams of eleven footballers. The final day of riots had been pencilled in for early January after the scheduled date in Au...

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Third time's a charm, RIM sued by BFFs everywhere

Funny story: Third time's a charm, RIM sued by BFFs everywhere

WATERLOO, Ontario - Research in Motion (RIM) may wish to employ more qualified research staff in the new year as the Canadian company is being sued for the third time in as many months because of copyright infringement. It is the third encounter w...

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Tea Party demands to see Occupy Wall St. birth certificate

Funny story: Tea Party demands to see Occupy Wall St. birth certificate

ALASKA - As Occupy Wall St. protests continue to expand in influence other brand revolutionaries are becoming less relevant. Occupy Wall, now entering their fifth week of demonstrations in lower Manhattan's Zuccotti Park, has rubbed the shoulders of...

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Blackberry turns Blueberry and forced to give away apps for free

Funny story: Blackberry turns Blueberry and forced to give away apps for free

CANADA - Research in Motion Co. was not thrilled that they were forced to give something back after millions of customers lost service on their Blackberry. Some believe that Blackberry is seeking to regain attention toward itself and away from Apple,...

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World Bank decides to bail out Blackberry after new iPhone4S release

Funny story: World Bank decides to bail out Blackberry after new iPhone4S release

WASHINGTON D.C. - The international financial institution sought for the first time in its history to bail out a private company whose revenue is arguably the size of ten small nations. Normally, it only lends to rich countries whom can afford to not...

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Apple and Blackberry Crumble

Funny story: Apple and Blackberry Crumble

After the tragic news of the death of Apple guru, Steve Jobs, and the recent problems that have beset RIM's Blackberry systems, share prices at both companies have fallen alarmingly. "Although this is the ideal opportunity for a great headline," s...

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Blackberry apologise to their mobile phone users

Funny story: Blackberry apologise to their mobile phone users

Blackberry have apologised to their thousands of users over the loss of their email, texting and internet server. "We did tell people that the RIM server had gone down," said Blackberry CEO, Barry Black. "We sent them all an email, a text and put...

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Blackberry users' fury at having to use phone to make phone calls

Millions of Blackberry owners across Europe have aired their disgust at being forced into communicating by speech after a server outage in Slough meant they were left having to depend on their scarcely functioning vocal chords, rather than Instant Me...

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Bumper crop of scrumpers and bramble ramblers due to austerity measures.

Funny story: Bumper crop of scrumpers and bramble ramblers due to austerity measures.

The conurbations of England may have seen its share of troubles of late, with hoards of the great unwanted roaming the shopping arcades and retail boulevards, on the look out for a free take home treat of a flat TV or DVD, but an altogether quieter r...

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The Archers down the line

Funny story: The Archers down the line

Vanessa Whitburn, the editor of The Archers, has complained to BBC bosses that budget cuts mean far too many scenes have to be on the phone. "It's starting to show," she says. By setting a scene with several characters on their mobiles it is p...

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BlackBerry PlayBook Critiqued by Angry iPads

Funny story: BlackBerry PlayBook Critiqued by Angry iPads

The new tablet computer, just introduced to the world at a Research in Motion (that's the BlackBerry company) developer conference in San Francisco, has gotten cheers from some and jeers from others. Apple iPads are in the latter group. Could i...

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BlackBerry 'Baby' May Arrive Early

Funny story: BlackBerry 'Baby' May Arrive Early

Stand by for a premature birth! There's a rumor that the BlackBerry computer tablet (the expected name is BlackPad, although it could possibly be SurfBook) will be presented next week in San Francisco at a Research in Motion (that's the BlackBerry c...

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BlackBerry bugs India

Funny story: BlackBerry bugs India

New Delhi (India): The Canadian Blackberry has made several Indian politicians scream blue murder, even as the Indian stock markets begin resembling a half-sozzled cowboy in a Texas rodeo. It all began when the Indian Farmer's Cooperative discovered...

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India threatens to block BlackBerry - Canada said to have made unusual offer to 'sweeten the pot'

Funny story: India threatens to block BlackBerry - Canada said to have made unusual offer to 'sweeten the pot'

Following a meeting between India's home secretary, all the top pooh-bahs and mucky-mucks from India's domestic security agencies and the government's Telecom babus the Indian Govt threatened today to block BlackBerry's corporate and e-mail services...

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BlackBerry Family Expecting, iPads Say SO WHAT

Funny story: BlackBerry Family Expecting, iPads Say SO WHAT

Rumor is that the new addition will be called the BlackPad and will arrive in November. It'll be a tablet computer to compete with the Apple iPad and will be offered for sale by Research In Motion (the company that also sells the BlackBerry). iPa...

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