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Funny story:  Paula Deen Blows Off Today Show Interview To Drink Malt Liquor and Apply For Food Stamps

Paula Deen Blows Off Today Show Interview To Drink Malt Liquor and Apply For Food Stamps

Fresh from admitting that she routinely referred to African-Americans as "n-words", Food Network Fry-cook Paula Deen acted like one this morning when the celebrity porker completely blew off a Today Show interview-- and the show's all-white cast is...
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Funny story:  New Pope will be from Africa

New Pope will be from Africa

It was only a matter of time before it happened, but it appears that the next Pope will be Cardinal Peter Kodwo Appiah Turkson. Turkson, a high ranking member of the Ghanaian Catholic Church, will be the first black pope for fifteen hundred years, an...
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Funny story:  Rob "The Mouth" Parker Suspended For His Robert Griffin III, Cornball Remark

Rob "The Mouth" Parker Suspended For His Robert Griffin III, Cornball Remark

NEW YORK CITY - ESPN's sports contributor Rob Parker has once again stuck his big foot in his mouth on national television. Parker, who looks a lot like CNN's contributing journalist Roland Martin, has a history of saying things that most TV sport...
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Funny story:  Aunt Jemima resigns Vice Presidential appointment

Aunt Jemima resigns Vice Presidential appointment

Washington DC - Aunt Jemima held a brief press conference today. She announced that she would no longer agree to be Gaston's pick for Vice President of the United States of America. "I's no way gunna serve no pancakes with crappy aspartame syrup.
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Funny story:  Cosmologists answer science's biggest question: What colour is space?

Cosmologists answer science's biggest question: What colour is space?

Space, according to Douglas Adams at least, is big. Very big. But what does Douglas Adams know? Cosmologists already know it's so much bigger than that. What they didn't know was what colour space was. They know it smells of fish and tastes of roa...
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Funny story:  Paul McCartney's "Ebony & Ivory" banned in the UK!

Paul McCartney's "Ebony & Ivory" banned in the UK!

Britain's Nr 1 supermarket have unleashed a multi-culti "can of worms" because they stupidly priced a black doll cheaper than a white doll; idiots. Now it seems the UK are to go completely colourless and even the pop world is feeling the "wind of cha...
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Funny story:  20 PRINT "A giant"; X$; "goes out to Darren Aronofsky...

20 PRINT "A giant"; X$; "goes out to Darren Aronofsky...

APPLE ][e LOAD APPLEBasi > SYNTAX ERROR LOAD APPLESoft Basic > COPYRIGHT 1977, 1979, 1980 > Apple Computers, Inc. CLS ?5 HOME: CLS 10 LET X$ = "F--k you!" 20 PRINT "A giant"; X$; "goes out to Darren Aronofsky for "; 30 PRINT "Black Swan. Spoiler Alert: It sucks. Act 1 "; 40 PRINT "Natalie Portman is weepy and looks in mirrors a lot. Act 2 "; 50 PRINT "Nat...
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Funny story:  Black kids in the US can't swim, why?

Black kids in the US can't swim, why?

The US black population cannot swim, don't want to learn and have never bothered, WHY? A US survey has discovered that Blacks just don't like water (swimming in it) and tend to avoid swimming pools and lessons like the pest. A Professor at Yale...
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Funny story:  Laura Schlessinger Uses The "N" Word 11 Times On The Air - She Makes Mel Gibson Seem Like Donny Osmond

Laura Schlessinger Uses The "N" Word 11 Times On The Air - She Makes Mel Gibson Seem Like Donny Osmond

LOS ANGELES - Dr. Laura Schlessinger, a radio advice show host and author of several self-help books, who certainly did not get her doctorate in race relations, racial sensitivity, or femininity has gone and put, or rather shoved her size 11 high hee...
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Funny story:  Charles Barkley Rips Into LeBron James Calling Him A Punk

Charles Barkley Rips Into LeBron James Calling Him A Punk

SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - Charles Barkley, aka The Round Mound of Rebound may have done gone and stepped smack dab in it this time. Barkley in town judging a Crayfish Eating Contest was asked what he thought about LeBron James leaving the Cleveland...
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Funny story:  Obama Asks Conservatives for Legitimate List of People They Would Like to See Fired

Obama Asks Conservatives for Legitimate List of People They Would Like to See Fired

In yet another bold move by President Obama to prove to the country that he is willing to put partisan politics aside and do what is best for the country, has asked for a list from the leaders of various conservative and libertarian groups naming dem...
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Funny story:  Historians Discover That Brigham Young Was Really Black

Historians Discover That Brigham Young Was Really Black

Historians have discovered that Brigham Young, the second prophet of the LDS (Mormon) Church was actually black. Dr. Hyrum Kimball at Northern Utah State University revealed his controversial findings at a symposium of Mormon History marking the 180...
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Funny story:  The BET Awards: Chris Brown, Kanye West, And Prince - The Yo Bro's Do The Do

The BET Awards: Chris Brown, Kanye West, And Prince - The Yo Bro's Do The Do

LOS ANGELES - The BET Awards (Black Entertainment Television) were held in L.A.'s Aunt Jemima Commemorative Auditorium, which has recently been remodeled to include a special 'Big Assed' section for plus plus size gals such as Aretha Franklin, Oprah...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga becomes the Lady In Black

Lady Gaga becomes the Lady In Black

Lady Gaga was seen yesterday with yet another bizarre outfit as she arrived at a dance studio in Los Angeles, wearing a bizarre black bodysuit and funeral veil. Some people were calling her the Lady in Black, instead of the Lady in Red, in the famous...
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Funny story:  Dr Who disappears into 8 minute black hole

Dr Who disappears into 8 minute black hole

Soon-to-be-exterminated Dr Who - the actor David Tennant - caused a panic among his fans yesterday when he was not spotted on any televsion network for more than eight minutes. Worried supporters flooded the switchboards of all the major channells...
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Funny story:  Local Man Goes On Holiday To Blackpool - Comes Back A Black Man!

Local Man Goes On Holiday To Blackpool - Comes Back A Black Man!

Local man George Seacroft spent a delightful weekend in glamorous Blackpool and returned to his village as a much younger black man. The 72-year old pensioner couldn't explain the change and is no adjusting to life as a hunky 29-year old black dud...
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Funny story:  Philadelphia Cops Keep Forgetting About White Trash

Philadelphia Cops Keep Forgetting About White Trash

PHILADELPHIA, PA - Several black Philadelphia police officers filed a federal lawsuit against their department Thursday, alleging the online forum used by its officers is "infested with racist, white supremacist and anti-African-American content."...
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Funny story:  "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers" to be Remade by Gays, Blacks, Mormons, Nerds, and Others

"Seven Brides for Seven Brothers" to be Remade by Gays, Blacks, Mormons, Nerds, and Others

The rights for the 1954 movie Seven Brides for Seven Brothers have been lost and have fallen into Public Domain. The movie tells the story of the Pontipee brothers, who kidnap a group of girls to become their wives. As they live in backwoods Oregon...
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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