NEW YORK CITY - ESPN's sports contributor Rob Parker has once again stuck his big foot in his mouth on national television.
Parker, who looks a lot like CNN's contributing journalist Roland Martin, has a history of saying things that most TV sport...
Washington DC - Aunt Jemima held a brief press conference today. She announced that she would no longer agree to be Gaston's pick for Vice President of the United States of America.
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Space, according to Douglas Adams at least, is big. Very big. But what does Douglas Adams know? Cosmologists already know it's so much bigger than that. What they didn't know was what colour space was.
They know it smells of fish and tastes of roa...
Britain's Nr 1 supermarket have unleashed a multi-culti "can of worms" because they stupidly priced a black doll cheaper than a white doll; idiots. Now it seems the UK are to go completely colourless and even the pop world is feeling the "wind of cha...
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The US black population cannot swim, don't want to learn and have never bothered, WHY?
A US survey has discovered that Blacks just don't like water (swimming in it) and tend to avoid swimming pools and lessons like the pest.
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LOS ANGELES - Dr. Laura Schlessinger, a radio advice show host and author of several self-help books, who certainly did not get her doctorate in race relations, racial sensitivity, or femininity has gone and put, or rather shoved her size 11 high hee...
SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - Charles Barkley, aka The Round Mound of Rebound may have done gone and stepped smack dab in it this time.
Barkley in town judging a Crayfish Eating Contest was asked what he thought about LeBron James leaving the Cleveland...
In yet another bold move by President Obama to prove to the country that he is willing to put partisan politics aside and do what is best for the country, has asked for a list from the leaders of various conservative and libertarian groups naming dem...
Historians have discovered that Brigham Young, the second prophet of the LDS (Mormon) Church was actually black. Dr. Hyrum Kimball at Northern Utah State University revealed his controversial findings at a symposium of Mormon History marking the 180...
LOS ANGELES - The BET Awards (Black Entertainment Television) were held in L.A.'s Aunt Jemima Commemorative Auditorium, which has recently been remodeled to include a special 'Big Assed' section for plus plus size gals such as Aretha Franklin, Oprah...
Lady Gaga was seen yesterday with yet another bizarre outfit as she arrived at a dance studio in Los Angeles, wearing a bizarre black bodysuit and funeral veil. Some people were calling her the Lady in Black, instead of the Lady in Red, in the famous...
Soon-to-be-exterminated Dr Who - the actor David Tennant - caused a panic among his fans yesterday when he was not spotted on any televsion network for more than eight minutes.
Worried supporters flooded the switchboards of all the major channells...
Local man George Seacroft spent a delightful weekend in glamorous Blackpool and returned to his village as a much younger black man.
The 72-year old pensioner couldn't explain the change and is no adjusting to life as a hunky 29-year old black dud...
PHILADELPHIA, PA - Several black Philadelphia police officers filed a federal lawsuit against their department Thursday, alleging the online forum used by its officers is "infested with racist, white supremacist and anti-African-American content."...
The rights for the 1954 movie Seven Brides for Seven Brothers have been lost and have fallen into Public Domain. The movie tells the story of the Pontipee brothers, who kidnap a group of girls to become their wives. As they live in backwoods Oregon...
In an effort to cut costs and help the environment, all British cities changed their street light bulbs from orange ones to black ones today.
'This will lower greenhouse gases and provide jobs for thousands of tea-drinking council workers', Prime...
A children's TV channel came in for criticism last night when complaints were made about its new presenter Simon Churchill who some parents claimed "scared their kids".
Churchill, 26, whose grandfather was from Jamaica and settled in the the UK in...