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Bizarre Bjork Songs Confess Tour Killing Spree

Funny story: Bizarre Bjork Songs Confess Tour Killing Spree

Reykjavk, Iceland - Authorities at the very small and very cold police station in the Icelandic Capitol are hesitant to drive their ice-mobiles up to the ice castle on the mountain ledge overlooking town, to arrest the queen of the village, avant-gar...

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Stranded Former Spice Girl Björk Removes Bunion from Foot with Swiss Army Knife

Funny story: Stranded Former Spice Girl Björk Removes Bunion from Foot with Swiss Army Knife

Former Spice Girl, Björk Guðmundsdóttir, performed surgery on herself after being stranded in Iceland's Jökulsárgljúfur National Park for the past four days. According to her publicist, Ms. Guðmundsdóttir was hiking when she lost her sense of dire...

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Bjork's Attempt to Steal Limelight from Barney Goes Horribly Wrong

Funny story: Bjork's Attempt to Steal Limelight from Barney Goes Horribly Wrong

Recent photos of Bjork wearing what appears to be a completely crocheted purple jumpsuit with a cut-out belly that appears to have a panty-hose seam down the middle of it exposing a black bra underneath--you have to see it to believe it--are making t...

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Singer Bjork Calls Lady Gaga Phony Weirdo

Funny story: Singer Bjork Calls Lady Gaga Phony Weirdo

The latest celebrity to come right out and question the authenticity of Lady Gaga's weirdness is the queen of weird herself, Bjork. Bjork was in New York to perform a few intimate gigs in the Village when someone asked her what she thought about Lady...

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Bjork sings "Its Oh So Quiet" as Iceland brings UK Airports to complete Silence

Funny story: Bjork sings "Its Oh So Quiet" as Iceland brings UK Airports to complete Silence

Icelandic Singer-Songwriter Bjork, is to re-release her single "Its Oh So Quiet", after the Volcanic dust cloud, that has come from the eruption of the volcano in Iceland, has brought complete silence to UK Airports. Strangely the song written by...

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Ashes to Ashes Susan Boyle and Bjork duet for Scottish ski centre

Funny story: Ashes to Ashes Susan Boyle and Bjork duet for Scottish ski centre

Pure white snow at the Lecht, in Scotland, turned black as ash from Iceland coated everything in a thick film. Skiers at the Lecht could not ash plough and snowboarders were soon head to toe black ruining all their expensive grunge gear. Scotti...

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Bjork Works To Save Iceland From Bankruptcy

Funny story: Bjork Works To Save Iceland From Bankruptcy

Pop singer Bjork (pronounced BEE-YORKKKKK, just like you are upchucking a bad pizza), always a fountainhead of new and eccentric ideas, has decided to help alleviate Iceland's terrible economic problems. Iceland, long a self reliant land, made a...

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Bjork To Be New Artistic Adviser For Beijing Olympic Games

Funny story: Bjork To Be New Artistic Adviser For Beijing Olympic Games

Well-known Communist, Bjork, has been hailed by officials in China as a Superwoman, and will take over the Artistic Adviser post vacated recently by Steven Spielberg.

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Shock as Hammers appoint Bjork Director of Football

Funny story: Shock as Hammers appoint Bjork Director of Football

In a suprise move today, West Ham's Icelandic chairman Eggert Magnusson today announced 90's singing sensation Bjork as their new footballing supremo.

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Swan turns the tables on Bjork

Funny story: Swan turns the tables on Bjork

In a follow-up to Bjork's controversial appearance at the 2002 Oscars in a swan dress, that sparked both applause and condemnation from Critcs, the Swan at the center of the event has decided to wear a Bjork dress at the Opening Gala dinner of th...

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