HARVARD UNIVERSITY (ABSNN)- Dr. Karen L. King, a Harvard Divinity School professor, has discovered a scrap of parchment written by the wife of Jesus Christ.
The announcement of the discovery was made at an international conference of Coptic schola...
When she was growing up, Hillary Clinton was determined to break through traditional barriers to feminine achievement. In other words, Hillary was NEVER going to be just a secretary.
However, like many women, Hillary found that traditional feminin...
The dog voted ugliest in the world called Yoda has died, RIP, and it wasn't a pretty sight. Skinny, pale with sunken boss-eyed-eyes, Yoda passed away sadly and her owners have sworn to have her stuffed so they will never forget how ugly she really wa...
The "ice cold" truth about male gays, penguins that is, has now been witnessed in a Canadian zoo. After spending many warm winters snuggled up together, Pedro and his intimate buddy, Buddy, have decided to split up because a wretched female has enter...
BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - Social scientists at the University of Birmingham, have found out new information in the field of 'Douchebaggery'.
The report entitled, How All Douchebags and Bitches Are Actually On Symbiotic Being, states that most douchebags...
A San Francisco, California man was arrested and charged with a hate crime when he called a neighbors female dog "a dumb bitch". Apparently, 43 year old Jerry Dunston, was passing by the neighbor's fenced yard and saw the female dog named Hillary, w...
Skippy Meets A Friend
Introduction: Skippy the dog liked his new master. He liked sleeping on the warm floor of the laundry room in an old laundry basket, curled up in his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles blanket. He also enjoyed his dog biscuits and the occasional belly rubs from his owners.
Skippy, however, was not really a dog!
Even though he was picked up from the pound, even though he...
Personal conflict is marring the race between Spain's Edurne Pasaban and South Korea's Oh Eu-bitch to become the first woman to climb the world's 14 highest mountains after Pasaban claimed, "I should be first. I'm by far the prettiest and the media w...
Underdog admitted his sexual frustrations to a listening media audience at a Superhero Press Conference in Gotham City. "I'm tired of always being on the bottom," said the caped crime fighter. "Just for once, I want to give Sweet Polly Purebred the...
Theatre impresario, multi-trillionaire and the world's leading impersonator of decomposing cauliflowers, Andrew Lloyd-Webber, has today cracked open another huge magnum of bubbly to celebrate the launch of his new talent show to find a mutt to play '...
Angela Quick was about to have a cup of tea when she noticed she had totally run out of milk. She left her faithfull dog Rover to watch her baby daughter who was lying sleeping in her bed while she went to her local shop which was 100 yards down the...
Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay, host of the television series Hell's Kitchen, was bitch slapped by the husband of one of his contestants Tuesday evening. Ramsay had screamed at the woman because the grill marks on her grilled chicken were not in a per...
Well, no doubt you are trying to read this fantastic, humourous, well-crafted piece of literature with your pleased eyeballs, and somewhere off in the distance you can hear a buzzing. You really want to plough on with this article, hoping, yearning, almost praying that it will give you an excuse to behave like the belligerent, misogynistic, self-satisfying prick you know and pretend to despise. Yo...
A Sussex woman who constantly displayed an attitude of arrogance, and who was described as having "a bee in her bonnet", has received her comeuppance, and been brought back down to earth with a severe bump.
The woman, Violet Brash, from Brighton,...
A woman born with a rare genetic disease which has left her with two mouths and satellite dish sized ears has terrorized her local community by spreading malicious gossip and rumors.
Everyone knows that Lassie had several husbands (Jeff and Timmy being the most notable) but how many of you knew she had three mothers?...
I rarely refer to a woman as a "bitch". The only time I do so is when the woman desperately deserves it.
Following his humiliating defeat in the Iraqi War, Saddam Hussein spent many hours in his jail cell pondering his fate. During this time he was urged to write of his life and experiences and our top reporter managed to get a sneak preview.