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Caitlyn Jenner to join Bold and the Beautiful cast

Funny story: Caitlyn Jenner to join Bold and the Beautiful cast

Transgender superstar Caitlyn Jenner will be joining the cast of the daytime drama "Bold and the Beautiful" this September. Caitlyn will be playing Vanessa Forrester a mysterious aunt who arrives in LA to claim her share of the Forrester Creations...

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General Motors appoint female CEO! She once was a back-seat-driver!

Funny story: General Motors appoint female CEO! She once was a back-seat-driver!

Ex back-seat-driver, Mary Barra, has moved forward and been appointed the first ever CEO of a major car producing company; General Motors not General Kitchen sinks! Henry Ford has just been heard turning in a Ford Mondeo grave and matcho Mercede...

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The true story of Marvel Comics' Wolverine

Wolverine was born in Canada. He has no mother; his father, Marvel artist Len Wein, is thought to have created him through masturbation, much as the ancient Greeks created the gods who ruled them. In the comic books, however, Wolverine's origin is attributed to the Canadian government (as if the Canucks' scientists were capable of creating anything akin to sheer damn manliness). Soon after his...

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Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

TORONTO, Canada - Those kooky Canucks! They hit the Hollyweird jackpot, and all they do is bitch! Imagine winning a role in the remake of Total Recall and complaining about it. That's exactly what Canadian actress Kaitlyn Leeb did in a recent interview, much to the chagrin of Original Films executives and their counterparts at Columbia Pictures, the company distributing the movie. Leeb's compla...

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Man Threatens Dog With Kebab

Funny story: Man Threatens Dog With Kebab

Police in Edinburgh have launched an investigation after a local dog was threatened with a doner kebab. The incident happened in the early hours of Wednesday morning in the Leith area of the city. The dog, Scamp, an executive with Woof Woof Com...

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Harvard Prof finds 'Honey Do' list from Jesus' wife!

Funny story: Harvard Prof finds 'Honey Do' list from Jesus' wife!

HARVARD UNIVERSITY (ABSNN)- Dr. Karen L. King, a Harvard Divinity School professor, has discovered a scrap of parchment written by the wife of Jesus Christ. The announcement of the discovery was made at an international conference of Coptic schola...

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In Effort to Foster Office Camaraderie, Hillary Clinton Begins Referring to Female Staff as "Bitches"

Funny story: In Effort to Foster Office Camaraderie, Hillary Clinton Begins Referring to Female Staff as "Bitches"

When she was growing up, Hillary Clinton was determined to break through traditional barriers to feminine achievement. In other words, Hillary was NEVER going to be just a secretary. However, like many women, Hillary found that traditional feminin...

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Ugliest dog in the world is dead and it wasn't pretty!

Funny story: Ugliest dog in the world is dead and it wasn't pretty!

The dog voted ugliest in the world called Yoda has died, RIP, and it wasn't a pretty sight. Skinny, pale with sunken boss-eyed-eyes, Yoda passed away sadly and her owners have sworn to have her stuffed so they will never forget how ugly she really wa...

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Male gay penguin finds female penguin pussy more attractive!

Funny story: Male gay penguin finds female penguin pussy more attractive!

The "ice cold" truth about male gays, penguins that is, has now been witnessed in a Canadian zoo. After spending many warm winters snuggled up together, Pedro and his intimate buddy, Buddy, have decided to split up because a wretched female has enter...

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Report: Asshole Guy Is Actually a Shapeshifter, Turns Into Other Asshole Guy

Funny story: Report: Asshole Guy Is Actually a Shapeshifter, Turns Into Other Asshole Guy

BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - Social scientists at the University of Birmingham, have found out new information in the field of 'Douchebaggery'. The report entitled, How All Douchebags and Bitches Are Actually On Symbiotic Being, states that most douchebags...

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Man Charged With Hate Speech Crime for Calling Female Dog "A Dumb Bitch"

A San Francisco, California man was arrested and charged with a hate crime when he called a neighbors female dog "a dumb bitch". Apparently, 43 year old Jerry Dunston, was passing by the neighbor's fenced yard and saw the female dog named Hillary, w...

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Skippy Meets A Friend

Funny story: Skippy Meets A Friend

Skippy Meets A Friend Introduction: Skippy the dog liked his new master. He liked sleeping on the warm floor of the laundry room in an old laundry basket, curled up in his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles blanket. He also enjoyed his dog biscuits and the occasional belly rubs from his owners. Skippy, however, was not really a dog! Even though he was picked up from the pound, even though he...

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Bitching mars womens' race for world's highest peaks

Funny story: Bitching mars womens' race for world's highest peaks

Personal conflict is marring the race between Spain's Edurne Pasaban and South Korea's Oh Eu-bitch to become the first woman to climb the world's 14 highest mountains after Pasaban claimed, "I should be first. I'm by far the prettiest and the media w...

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Underdog Says "I'm Tired Of Being On The Bottom And Want To Ride Sweet Polly For Once"

Funny story: Underdog Says "I'm Tired Of Being On The Bottom And Want To Ride Sweet Polly For Once"

Underdog admitted his sexual frustrations to a listening media audience at a Superhero Press Conference in Gotham City. "I'm tired of always being on the bottom," said the caped crime fighter. "Just for once, I want to give Sweet Polly Purebred the...

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Lloyd-Webber Launches TV Bid To Find A Hot New Bitch

Funny story: Lloyd-Webber Launches TV Bid To Find A Hot New Bitch

Theatre impresario, multi-trillionaire and the world's leading impersonator of decomposing cauliflowers, Andrew Lloyd-Webber, has today cracked open another huge magnum of bubbly to celebrate the launch of his new talent show to find a mutt to play '...

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Daft Bitch Kills Dog

Funny story: Daft Bitch Kills Dog

Angela Quick was about to have a cup of tea when she noticed she had totally run out of milk. She left her faithfull dog Rover to watch her baby daughter who was lying sleeping in her bed while she went to her local shop which was 100 yards down the...

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Gordon Ramsay Bitch Slapped on Hell's Kitchen

Funny story: Gordon Ramsay Bitch Slapped on Hell's Kitchen

Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay, host of the television series Hell's Kitchen, was bitch slapped by the husband of one of his contestants Tuesday evening. Ramsay had screamed at the woman because the grill marks on her grilled chicken were not in a per...

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Sexist Britain - Letting the bitch know whos boss

Funny story: Sexist Britain - Letting the bitch know whos boss

Well, no doubt you are trying to read this fantastic, humourous, well-crafted piece of literature with your pleased eyeballs, and somewhere off in the distance you can hear a buzzing. You really want to plough on with this article, hoping, yearning, almost praying that it will give you an excuse to behave like the belligerent, misogynistic, self-satisfying prick you know and pretend to despise. Yo...

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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

Gosh, since Ireland was successful with their referendum to remove the ban on abortion, can the U.S. have a referendum to ban and remove Trump?
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