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Funny story: The true story of Marvel Comics' Wolverine

The true story of Marvel Comics' Wolverine

Wolverine was born in Canada. He has no mother; his father, Marvel artist Len Wein, is thought to have created him through masturbation, much as the ancient Greeks created the gods who ruled them. In the comic books, however, Wolverine's origin is attributed to the Canadian government (as if the Canucks' scientists were capable of creating anything akin to sheer damn manliness). Soon after his...
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Funny story: Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

TORONTO, Canada - Those kooky Canucks! They hit the Hollyweird jackpot, and all they do is bitch! Imagine winning a role in the remake of Total Recall and complaining about it. That's exactly what Canadian actress Kaitlyn Leeb did in a recent interview, much to the chagrin of Original Films executives and their counterparts at Columbia Pictures, the company distributing the movie. Leeb's compla...
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Funny story: Man Threatens Dog With Kebab

Man Threatens Dog With Kebab

Police in Edinburgh have launched an investigation after a local dog was threatened with a doner kebab. The incident happened in the early hours of Wednesday morning in the Leith area of the city. The dog, Scamp, an executive with Woof Woof Com...
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Funny story: Harvard Prof finds 'Honey Do' list from Jesus' wife!

Harvard Prof finds 'Honey Do' list from Jesus' wife!

HARVARD UNIVERSITY (ABSNN)- Dr. Karen L. King, a Harvard Divinity School professor, has discovered a scrap of parchment written by the wife of Jesus Christ. The announcement of the discovery was made at an international conference of Coptic schola...
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Funny story: In Effort to Foster Office Camaraderie, Hillary Clinton Begins Referring to Female Staff as "Bitches"

In Effort to Foster Office Camaraderie, Hillary Clinton Begins Referring to Female Staff as "Bitches"

When she was growing up, Hillary Clinton was determined to break through traditional barriers to feminine achievement. In other words, Hillary was NEVER going to be just a secretary. However, like many women, Hillary found that traditional feminin...
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Funny story: Ugliest dog in the world is dead and it wasn't pretty!

Ugliest dog in the world is dead and it wasn't pretty!

The dog voted ugliest in the world called Yoda has died, RIP, and it wasn't a pretty sight. Skinny, pale with sunken boss-eyed-eyes, Yoda passed away sadly and her owners have sworn to have her stuffed so they will never forget how ugly she really wa...
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Funny story: Male gay penguin finds female penguin pussy more attractive!

Male gay penguin finds female penguin pussy more attractive!

The "ice cold" truth about male gays, penguins that is, has now been witnessed in a Canadian zoo. After spending many warm winters snuggled up together, Pedro and his intimate buddy, Buddy, have decided to split up because a wretched female has enter...
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Funny story: Report: Asshole Guy Is Actually a Shapeshifter, Turns Into Other Asshole Guy

Report: Asshole Guy Is Actually a Shapeshifter, Turns Into Other Asshole Guy

BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - Social scientists at the University of Birmingham, have found out new information in the field of 'Douchebaggery'. The report entitled, How All Douchebags and Bitches Are Actually On Symbiotic Being, states that most douchebags...
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Funny story: Man Charged With Hate Speech Crime for Calling Female Dog "A Dumb Bitch"

Man Charged With Hate Speech Crime for Calling Female Dog "A Dumb Bitch"

A San Francisco, California man was arrested and charged with a hate crime when he called a neighbors female dog "a dumb bitch". Apparently, 43 year old Jerry Dunston, was passing by the neighbor's fenced yard and saw the female dog named Hillary, w...
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Funny story: Skippy Meets A Friend

Skippy Meets A Friend

Skippy Meets A Friend Introduction: Skippy the dog liked his new master. He liked sleeping on the warm floor of the laundry room in an old laundry basket, curled up in his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles blanket. He also enjoyed his dog biscuits and the occasional belly rubs from his owners. Skippy, however, was not really a dog! Even though he was picked up from the pound, even though he...
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Funny story: Bitching mars womens' race for world's highest peaks

Bitching mars womens' race for world's highest peaks

Personal conflict is marring the race between Spain's Edurne Pasaban and South Korea's Oh Eu-bitch to become the first woman to climb the world's 14 highest mountains after Pasaban claimed, "I should be first. I'm by far the prettiest and the media w...
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Funny story: Underdog Says "I'm Tired Of Being On The Bottom And Want To Ride Sweet Polly For Once"

Underdog Says "I'm Tired Of Being On The Bottom And Want To Ride Sweet Polly For Once"

Underdog admitted his sexual frustrations to a listening media audience at a Superhero Press Conference in Gotham City. "I'm tired of always being on the bottom," said the caped crime fighter. "Just for once, I want to give Sweet Polly Purebred the...
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Funny story: Lloyd-Webber Launches TV Bid To Find A Hot New Bitch

Lloyd-Webber Launches TV Bid To Find A Hot New Bitch

Theatre impresario, multi-trillionaire and the world's leading impersonator of decomposing cauliflowers, Andrew Lloyd-Webber, has today cracked open another huge magnum of bubbly to celebrate the launch of his new talent show to find a mutt to play '...
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Funny story: Daft Bitch Kills Dog

Daft Bitch Kills Dog

Angela Quick was about to have a cup of tea when she noticed she had totally run out of milk. She left her faithfull dog Rover to watch her baby daughter who was lying sleeping in her bed while she went to her local shop which was 100 yards down the...
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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay Bitch Slapped on Hell's Kitchen

Gordon Ramsay Bitch Slapped on Hell's Kitchen

Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay, host of the television series Hell's Kitchen, was bitch slapped by the husband of one of his contestants Tuesday evening. Ramsay had screamed at the woman because the grill marks on her grilled chicken were not in a per...
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Funny story: Sexist Britain - Letting the bitch know whos boss

Sexist Britain - Letting the bitch know whos boss

Well, no doubt you are trying to read this fantastic, humourous, well-crafted piece of literature with your pleased eyeballs, and somewhere off in the distance you can hear a buzzing. You really want to plough on with this article, hoping, yearning, almost praying that it will give you an excuse to behave like the belligerent, misogynistic, self-satisfying prick you know and pretend to despise. Yo...
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Funny story: Woman With Bee In Her Bonnet Gets Her Comeuppance

Woman With Bee In Her Bonnet Gets Her Comeuppance

A Sussex woman who constantly displayed an attitude of arrogance, and who was described as having "a bee in her bonnet", has received her comeuppance, and been brought back down to earth with a severe bump. The woman, Violet Brash, from Brighton,...
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Funny story: Woman with Two Mouths and Huge Ears Can Gossip and Bitch at Same Time

Woman with Two Mouths and Huge Ears Can Gossip and Bitch at Same Time

A woman born with a rare genetic disease which has left her with two mouths and satellite dish sized ears has terrorized her local community by spreading malicious gossip and rumors.
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