The Bishop of Redruth has questioned the statements in the Bible that suggest the world began in 4004 BC or that Adam and Eve were the first on the scene.
In a sermon to the congregation at Redruth Cathedral, attended by three sailors and a dog, B...
Richard Dawkins, famous atheist, known for his work on Darwin's theory of evolution has upset the Bishops by suggesting only about a half of British citizen say they are Christians and of those most don't believe most of it anyway and only go to Chur...
The Bishop of Barnsley caused outrage yesterday when he announced he had undergone a surgical operation in which he was irreversibly conjoined with a pederast.
Monty Python's 1973 LP Matching Tie and Handkerchief includes a sketch called 'Elephant...
"The Rt Rev Pete Broadbent, the Bishop of Willesden, chastised the "nauseating tosh" surrounding the announcement and likened the Prince and his fiancée to "shallow celebrities". "
Not to be outdone by the Pope getting headlines in the press for l...
Women's rights and separation of church and state supporters beware, there's a new sheriff in town, and his name is Archbishop Timothy Dolan from New York.
At a time when the Catholic church should be mending fences with parishioners over a recurr...
The Bishop of Spalding has opened a new Scat Park based in the Scottish town of Arbroath on Friday morning. It is based on Ecclesiastical Way, close to the town centre.
The manager of the new facility, Herman Dribble said that he hoped that the n...
Bishop Podraig O'Malley of Birmingham today admitted that people in the city are having sex most of the time. Speaking from a desk at Aston University, he told us:
"When you do that Google Earth thing, you can see all the streets, and the building...
The British today have urged people not to let ridicule about weird freaks being Archbishops drive them to writing spoof articles about them.
Two of the freaks, Dr Rowan Pervy and Dr John Pervu, said it would be 'tragic' if they lost their jobs, a...
The German government has today hit out at Holocaust-denying Bishop Richard Williamson after his forced departure from Argentina raised headlines around the world. They are demanding that he is extradited to Germany where holocaust denial is a crimi...
The Barking Bishop - Bishop Richard Williamson - has brought the Roman Catholic Church into the internet age with the development of a special new social website in celebration of the rescinding of his 1988 excommunication by the Pope.
"Arsebook"...
Kerala, India - Catholic Bishop John Lobha of Kochi, India may be in deep elephant dung for his recent adoption of a 26 year old woman. Bishop Lobha allegedly met the young woman on a pilgrimage to Jerusalem. She is the daughter of an Orthodox pr...
Forget about gay members of the clergy, women bishops and vergers paying too much attention to their choirboys - this morning's Bishop's conference got off to a cracking, showbiz-style start.
The Archbishop of Canterbury has confirmed that the Church of England has cancelled its controversial supply contracts with various Eastern European states.
1) Keep it in your garden to prevent the ingress of Jehovah's Witnesses, wandering minstrels, excommunicated heretics, Mormons and stray domestic fowls (this is not a suitable use of a wandering bishop, who will tend to stray from his post, though auxiliary and retired bishops will be content to stand in your garden).
The small seaside community of Bournemouth is still rocking from what dozens of witnesses claim were "mysterious lights" seen over their skies in June of 2007. A team of experts from the British Occult Ley Line Organisation & Xylophonists h...
Hollywood's new star checked in for an interview with our Rogan Bishop. Beckham is rumoured to have had wood during the whole interview.
Most recently, a UFO that was described as being a "mile wide" was spotted over the skies of the Channel Islands by local residents, however this was not the first such sighting. Hardly a month ago "mysterious lights" were seen ov...
Victims in church abuse cases involving Church of England churches are calling for further investigations into possible similar offences in the past.