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Funny story:  David Arquette Gives Adam "The Birthday Boy" Lambert a Lap Dance

David Arquette Gives Adam "The Birthday Boy" Lambert a Lap Dance

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The glamboyant singer Adam Lambert celebrated his 31st birthday at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge with friends, band members, and one of the club's owners David Arquette. Arguette, who is an alumni of Dancing With The Stars, got so caug...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan, The Birthday Girl Turns 26, Going On 6

Lindsay Lohan, The Birthday Girl Turns 26, Going On 6

LOS ANGELES - The Hollywood starlet whose world has suddenly turned into one great big roller coaster ride has just turned 26. Lindsay Lohan was driven to her favorite restaurant The Flamboyant Tortilla Mexican Restaurant in Avocado Heights by her...
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Funny story:  Gravity, Time, Celestial Mechanics... All Bastards Says Local Woman

Gravity, Time, Celestial Mechanics... All Bastards Says Local Woman

A local woman has lashed out at the workings of the universe following the realisation that her birthday fell on a Sunday. She claims that if the universe had been better arranged, she would not face going to work on Monday with a hangover. Mrs...
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Funny story:  J-Lo and Mariah Carey Line Up at Justin Bieber's Back Door for 18th Birthday

J-Lo and Mariah Carey Line Up at Justin Bieber's Back Door for 18th Birthday

Reportedly not wanting to miss out on the celebratory and legal milestone birthday fun, both Mariah Carey and Jennifer Lopez were seen just outside the festivities at Justin Bieber's 18th birthday bash. While publicists for the two mature entertai...
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Funny story:  Nottingham residents asked: Will you be celebrating Charles Dickens Birthday?

Nottingham residents asked: Will you be celebrating Charles Dickens Birthday?

A survey was carried out yesterday, in Nottingham's City Centre. by Woodstock Appraisals Ltd's assessor Tim Burr, on behalf of the Nottingham branch of the Charles Dickens Appreciation Society, funded by the City Council's Education Spokesman Oliver Dickens. Nottingham's City Centre visitors were each asked: Will you be celebrating Charles Dickens Birthday? Here is a selection of the surve...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Donates $1 Million To The Tijuana, Mexico Police Department To Help In Their Fight To Keep Counterfeit Piñatas and Counterfeit Maracas Out Of The USA

Miley Cyrus Donates $1 Million To The Tijuana, Mexico Police Department To Help In Their Fight To Keep Counterfeit Piñatas and Counterfeit Maracas Out Of The USA

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus is still upset at the fact that on her 19th birthday she was presented with a birthday cake of noted reggae singer Bob Marley which many people including the supermarket tabloid Just Saying said suggested she was a pothea...
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Funny story:  Holy guacamole! Spoof writer's face materialises on kebab wrapper at midnight on 54th birthday

Holy guacamole! Spoof writer's face materialises on kebab wrapper at midnight on 54th birthday

Dorking Magma - A writer from the Spoof website was in shock tonight as a strange oily apparition began, er, manifesting all over his £4.95p doner kebab wrapper.... just as he turned 54 years of age! At first glance the trompe l'oeil looked a dead...
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Funny story:  President Barack Obama and Colonel Muammar Gadddafi Shared The Same Birthday

President Barack Obama and Colonel Muammar Gadddafi Shared The Same Birthday

WASHINGTON D.C. - In what is being deemed the worst timing for a political coincidence for some, it is also being dubbed a conspiracy too close to comfort for others. When the news broke world wide that Colonel Gaddafi was captured and allegedly s...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift and Kanye West To Perform At President Obama's 50th Birthday Celebration

Taylor Swift and Kanye West To Perform At President Obama's 50th Birthday Celebration

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just announced that the plans for President Barack Obama's White House Birthday Party have been finalized. Colfax said that the party will be held on Thursday, August 4, in the backyard...
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Funny story:  Happy Birthday to people celebrating their birthdays

Happy Birthday to people celebrating their birthdays

In unrelated news, high street purveyor of books, stationary, stamps, cards, and other life materials WH Smith has wished a Happy Birthday to everyone who has a birthday today. Anyone who has a birthday today (1st April) can go into the shop, with th...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Her 25th Birthday With A Three-Tiered Birthday Cake In The Shape of A Bottle of Bourbon

Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Her 25th Birthday With A Three-Tiered Birthday Cake In The Shape of A Bottle of Bourbon

VENICE BEACH - Well happy birthday to the poor, troubled, lost, spoiled, little rich girl aka Lindsay Lohan who turned 25 going on 15 on July 2. LiLo, which rhymes with kilo, celebrated her 25th birthday with a bash at her Venice Beach home which...
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Funny story:  Commercial Television is 70; Today's TVs Reflect on the Good Old Days

Commercial Television is 70; Today's TVs Reflect on the Good Old Days

Roberta Reporter, on the entertainment beat of a local newspaper, got the surprise of her life last night when she happened to be at an electronics store after closing time. It turned out that the TVs awaiting sale were throwing themselves a big bash to celebrate the 70th birthday of their family. Roberta learned that it was in July of 1941 that commercial television was born. "A different...
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Funny story:  Coalition Celebrate First Birthday

Coalition Celebrate First Birthday

The Coalition Government has celebrated its first birthday at the five star Montcalm Hotel in London. The first UK Coalition Government for 60 years has had its fair share of ups and downs and there were major doubts expressed by sources on both s...
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Funny story:  Prince William Says The Rumor Of His "Lustfully Lascivious" Lap Dance From Heidi Montag Is Simply Not True

Prince William Says The Rumor Of His "Lustfully Lascivious" Lap Dance From Heidi Montag Is Simply Not True

LONDON - The soon-to-be wed Prince William recently attended a surprise birthday party for one of his childhood friends Wycliffe Burgershire at Wycliffe's home in Upper Tooting. Wycliffe is the long time friend who first taught William all about f...
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Funny story:  Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato Buy Justin Bieber A Shetland Pony For His Birthday

Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato Buy Justin Bieber A Shetland Pony For His Birthday

LOS ANGELES - Two of America's favorite young female singers have just bought one of America's favorite male singers a very special birthday gift. Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato went on eBay and purchased a Shetland pony to give to their fellow sing...
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Funny story:  Paris Still Has Pulling Power

Paris Still Has Pulling Power

Birthday Girl Paris Hilton wowed fans at her 30th Birthday bash wearing a wonderful low cut dress to show all her fans she's still got what it takes. Paris, who's famous for doing absolutely nothing of any importance smiled and waved at photographers...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Il Allows Son to Shoot Missile as Birthday Gift

Kim Jong Il Allows Son to Shoot Missile as Birthday Gift

On Wednesday, Kim Jong Il celebrated his 69th (or 70th, depending on whom you ask) birthday drinking American beer, opening gifts, and eating lots of cake. But the special gift that day was not for himself but for his third son, Kim Jong Un, who is e...
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Funny story:  Vannessa Hudgens Stops Sending Zac Efron Nude Pictures of Herself, He Kicks Her to the Curb

Vannessa Hudgens Stops Sending Zac Efron Nude Pictures of Herself, He Kicks Her to the Curb

Hollywood's, golden, it couple for the last four years, have decided to un-it, it. Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have broken up after their long term relationship has run it's natural course. According to inside sources Zac had been recieving nu...
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