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Funny story: Shakespeare Celebrates His 450th Birthday in Retirement in Greece

Shakespeare Celebrates His 450th Birthday in Retirement in Greece

April 24, 2014 -- Our roving reporter of The Globe Times was fortunate to catch up with the world's most famous playwright William Shakespeare, familiarly known as the "Bard of Avon" from the river that graces his birthplace, Stratford-on-Avon, Warwi...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Celebrates

Justin Bieber Celebrates

Justin Bieber was a happy lad after reading in an old magazine that there was a man in a circus act years ago who did trick farts! "I had never heard of him but this wasn't made up, it was true", he told a friend. Justin's friend is one of many...
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Funny story: Selena Gomez: Anyone Who Goes With Justin Bieber is Nuts, Including Me!

Selena Gomez: Anyone Who Goes With Justin Bieber is Nuts, Including Me!

Just after Justin Bieber told all the Press people that his big birthday bash on March First was not for Selena Gomez, she had a few choice words for him in return! "Nope, she won't be here", a Source told us. "She's not on the list." But when...
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Funny story: George Clooney Gives Michelle Obama A Fantastic 50th Birthday Present

George Clooney Gives Michelle Obama A Fantastic 50th Birthday Present

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has always said that two of his unofficial advisors, George Clooney and Oprah Winfrey have given him some fabulous advice. The president noted last summer that Clooney and Winfrey together have done more for the...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Sends Mrs. Obama A Belated Birthday Present

Kim Jong Un Sends Mrs. Obama A Belated Birthday Present

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un apologized to Michelle Obama for not sending her birthday greetings on her birthday. He told Mrs. Obama that he got very busy inspecting the new missile he just purchased from Kenya. Kim...
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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Sings Happy Birthday To Kim Jong Un

Dennis Rodman Sings Happy Birthday To Kim Jong Un

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Former NBA player, Dennis Rodman attended Kim Jong Un's birthday party which was held at the luxurious Pyongyang Presidential Palace. Rodman had flown several former U.S. basketball players to participate in an exhibition...
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Funny story: Yeezus One Step Closer To Becoming Jesus

Yeezus One Step Closer To Becoming Jesus

American hip-hop artist Kanye West has given his fans a Christmas gift they will never forget, deciding to legally change his date of birth to 25 December 4BC. West's groundbreaking age reclassification decision means he will not only share a birt...
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Funny story: Man furious at Facebook friends who didn't wish him happy birthday

Man furious at Facebook friends who didn't wish him happy birthday

LOS ANGELES, CA--The day after Zach Rowland's 29th birthday proved a source of anxiety rather than joy, as the video editor reportedly spent his day fuming at his 241 Facebook friends that didn't extend him birthday wishes on his timeline. "What,...
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Funny story: David Arquette Gives Adam "The Birthday Boy" Lambert a Lap Dance

David Arquette Gives Adam "The Birthday Boy" Lambert a Lap Dance

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The glamboyant singer Adam Lambert celebrated his 31st birthday at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge with friends, band members, and one of the club's owners David Arquette. Arguette, who is an alumni of Dancing With The Stars, got so caug...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, The Birthday Girl Turns 26, Going On 6

Lindsay Lohan, The Birthday Girl Turns 26, Going On 6

LOS ANGELES - The Hollywood starlet whose world has suddenly turned into one great big roller coaster ride has just turned 26. Lindsay Lohan was driven to her favorite restaurant The Flamboyant Tortilla Mexican Restaurant in Avocado Heights by her...
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Funny story: Gravity, Time, Celestial Mechanics... All Bastards Says Local Woman

Gravity, Time, Celestial Mechanics... All Bastards Says Local Woman

A local woman has lashed out at the workings of the universe following the realisation that her birthday fell on a Sunday. She claims that if the universe had been better arranged, she would not face going to work on Monday with a hangover. Mrs...
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Funny story: J-Lo and Mariah Carey Line Up at Justin Bieber's Back Door for 18th Birthday

J-Lo and Mariah Carey Line Up at Justin Bieber's Back Door for 18th Birthday

Reportedly not wanting to miss out on the celebratory and legal milestone birthday fun, both Mariah Carey and Jennifer Lopez were seen just outside the festivities at Justin Bieber's 18th birthday bash. While publicists for the two mature entertai...
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Funny story: Nottingham residents asked: Will you be celebrating Charles Dickens Birthday?

Nottingham residents asked: Will you be celebrating Charles Dickens Birthday?

A survey was carried out yesterday, in Nottingham's City Centre. by Woodstock Appraisals Ltd's assessor Tim Burr, on behalf of the Nottingham branch of the Charles Dickens Appreciation Society, funded by the City Council's Education Spokesman Oliver Dickens. Nottingham's City Centre visitors were each asked: Will you be celebrating Charles Dickens Birthday? Here is a selection of the surve...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Donates $1 Million To The Tijuana, Mexico Police Department To Help In Their Fight To Keep Counterfeit Piñatas and Counterfeit Maracas Out Of The USA

Miley Cyrus Donates $1 Million To The Tijuana, Mexico Police Department To Help In Their Fight To Keep Counterfeit Piñatas and Counterfeit Maracas Out Of The USA

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus is still upset at the fact that on her 19th birthday she was presented with a birthday cake of noted reggae singer Bob Marley which many people including the supermarket tabloid Just Saying said suggested she was a pothea...
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Funny story: Holy guacamole! Spoof writer's face materialises on kebab wrapper at midnight on 54th birthday

Holy guacamole! Spoof writer's face materialises on kebab wrapper at midnight on 54th birthday

Dorking Magma - A writer from the Spoof website was in shock tonight as a strange oily apparition began, er, manifesting all over his £4.95p doner kebab wrapper.... just as he turned 54 years of age! At first glance the trompe l'oeil looked a dead...
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Funny story: President Barack Obama and Colonel Muammar Gadddafi Shared The Same Birthday

President Barack Obama and Colonel Muammar Gadddafi Shared The Same Birthday

WASHINGTON D.C. - In what is being deemed the worst timing for a political coincidence for some, it is also being dubbed a conspiracy too close to comfort for others. When the news broke world wide that Colonel Gaddafi was captured and allegedly s...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift and Kanye West To Perform At President Obama's 50th Birthday Celebration

Taylor Swift and Kanye West To Perform At President Obama's 50th Birthday Celebration

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just announced that the plans for President Barack Obama's White House Birthday Party have been finalized. Colfax said that the party will be held on Thursday, August 4, in the backyard...
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Funny story: Happy Birthday to people celebrating their birthdays

Happy Birthday to people celebrating their birthdays

In unrelated news, high street purveyor of books, stationary, stamps, cards, and other life materials WH Smith has wished a Happy Birthday to everyone who has a birthday today. Anyone who has a birthday today (1st April) can go into the shop, with th...
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Pop star Justin Bieber and North Korean despot Kim Jong Un are both on the same fantasy basketball website, battling it out in cyberspace over the comic collection Kim says Justin ripped him off on.

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