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Birmingham City Council's computerised phone system goes into 'meltdown'!

Funny story: Birmingham City Council's computerised phone system goes into 'meltdown'!

Brum, Land of the Brummies: Exasperated Brummies have been left with long waits and repeatedly been transferred to wrong Departments because the strong Brummie accent has baffled the voice recognition software. The Brummie twang causes the machin...

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Football Gossip & comments 21st July 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 21st July 2012

Manchester United, Manchester City and Juventus confirm bids for Robin Van Persie from Arsenal. Leaving Wenger enough cash to sign another Frenchman... Birmingham supporter Rob Shannon has not missed one of his team's matches for 38 years, seeing the Blues play 1,800 consecutive games since 1974. And he only missed one that year because he was too ill to get out of bed. 1,800 consecutive...

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Alex McLeish Can Expect No Red Carpet Welcome At Aston Villa

Funny story: Alex McLeish Can Expect No Red Carpet Welcome At Aston Villa

Aston Villa supporters' groups appear to be pretty unanimous in the view that former Birmingham City boss, Alex McLeish, who could be about to take over the reins at Villa Park, will not be regarded by the fans as a welcome addition to the Villa fold...

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Birmingham City fans perplexed as world ends 24 hrs later than predicted

Funny story: Birmingham City fans perplexed as world ends 24 hrs later than predicted

Birmingham City followers have been left scratching their heads after a blonde haired Russian bloke who was supposed to have been Jesus Christ, ended their world 24 hrs later than had been recently predicted. Evangelist broadcaster, Harold Camp...

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Arsenal Confusion In Defence Hands Birmingham City Carling Cup

Funny story: Arsenal Confusion In Defence Hands Birmingham City Carling Cup

Birmingham City won their first major silverware since 1963 as they beat Arsenal 2-1 in the Carling Cup at Wembley yesterday, when on-loan striker Obafemi Martens scored two minutes from the end of normal time, after a howler of a mix-up in the Gunne...

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Arsenal - Six Years And Counting...

Funny story: Arsenal - Six Years And Counting...

It's six years since Arsenal won a major trophy, much to the chagrin of Aresene Wenger. The Gunners were expected to make it all better this afternoon as they took to the field at Wembley this afternoon for the Carling Cup final as 1/4 favourites aga...

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Gunners Gift Brummies Carling Cup

A horrendous cock-up between the Arsenal goalkeeper and his defence led to the goal which won the Carling Cup for the side from the Second City. Many pundits before the game would have fancied the thoroughbred Gunners against the Premier League jo...

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Bollywood to release "Birmingham Binwalla" in response to Danny Boyle's Slumdog Millionaire

Funny story: Bollywood to release "Birmingham Binwalla" in response to Danny Boyle's Slumdog Millionaire

Binmen on strike. Union guerilla tactics to slow-down rubbish pick-ups. A nasty build-up of public garbage and waste on side streets. Refuse collectors refusing to collect refuse. Locals forced to don wellies to wade through the kak-ridden mire. T...

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£460 Million spent for TWO votes at the FIFA World Cup bid.

Funny story: £460 Million spent for TWO votes at the FIFA World Cup bid.

Zurich, SWITZERLAND: England's World's Cup bid was humiliatingly destroyed as FIFA revealed that the England bid won just two votes. 2018 World Cup bid voting. First round: England 2 votes. Belgium-Netherlands 4. Spain-Portugal 7. Russia 9. (E...

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N'Gog: I was framed

Funny story: N'Gog: I was framed

David N'Gog and Rafa Benitez have finally spoken out on last nights diving debacle against Birmingham City. Liverpool's young French foward has claimed there is a conspiracy against him. "There were 45,000 fans there, and viewers from across th...

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Home Of Golf Raided By Coppers

Funny story: Home Of Golf Raided By Coppers

St Andrews, the spiritual Home of Golf, was last night raided by City of London police, in an ongoing investigation into "corruption in golf".

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Martin Jol Would Rather Sign On The Dole Than Take Birmingham Job

Funny story: Martin Jol Would Rather Sign On The Dole Than Take Birmingham Job

Martin Jol, until recently the manager of Tottenham Hotspur, has rejected an approach from Birmingham City, saying that he would "rather sign on at the dole office."...

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Manchester United/Chelsea Premier League Title Race Could Be Over This Weekend, Say Experts

Funny story: Manchester United/Chelsea Premier League Title Race Could Be Over This Weekend, Say Experts

Another exciting season of Premier League football action gets under way later today, with the rough-and-tumble, end-to-end, last-minute-winning-goal, bruising-and-faking encounters that fans have come to know and loathe

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Miss Great Britain Search In Birmingham Proves Fruitless

Funny story: Miss Great Britain Search In Birmingham Proves Fruitless

Miss Great Britain organisers searching for contestants to enter the upcoming competition were unable to find a suitable entrant from the Birmingham area - and picked one from Stoke-on-Trent instead.

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Gay World Cup Reaches Its Anti-Climax

Funny story: Gay World Cup Reaches Its Anti-Climax

There was excitement in Birmingham at the weekend as the Gay World Cup football tournament almost reached its limp-wristed climax. The finalists, Birmingham Babbastabbers and the Arsenal Arsebandits...

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