The proposed high speed rail link between London and Manchester, with the shortest possible stay in Birmingham as is technically feasible, has been given the green light to be built, despite opposition.
However, protesters against the new rail lin...
Birmingham - The latest rash of Palace riot tourism hit Birmingham today with the arrival of royal eyesores William and Kate.
Bewildered locals were subjected to an hour of Middleton's relentless hair-flicking as the grief-gawping walkabout procee...
Aston Villa fans have made a complaint to the Premier League pleading for an immediate 'employment threatening' investigation into their clubs apparent rule breach after reportedly tapping up former Birmingham manager, Alex McLeish.
The Premier Le...
In a hastily drawn-up statement written on the back of an old copy of the Big Issue, the BABS (British Association of Beggars and Scroungers) announced that it could no longer take responsibility for its members actions.
Earlier this morning, a gr...
BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - After reports that the United States has killed Bin-Laden, many thought that the Taliban and Al-Qauda would fall.
However, they were mistaken.
Just a few hours ago, three separate bombs exploded in the British city of Birming...
BIRMINGHAM - Spoofer Inhopeless was captured by a rogue gang of chavs today, and was forced to live with them.
"Oh," he said. "MY GOD! I was away from my fricking mother! That sucks!"
He said that experience was harrowing.
"After two hours,...
Living in Britain as an ethnic minority (guess which one), it's kinda... well you know how. Luckily, for most of my life, I have not been on the receiving end of some treatment, but nonetheless, it is shocking to see something like this happen. Hell, it happened right on my lawn.
This is a conversation between a Liberal Democrat candidate, me, and my mother.
A backnote: He was canvassing fo...
BIRMINGHAM - After a long flight Lady Godiva got down from the plane, and met her friend Inhopeless.
After a short drive, both went into the city centre and into the Birmingham Rep Theatre.
Not suspicious you say?
Two hours later the two Spo...
BIRMINGHAM - A teenager - those evil youths - was found to be helping within his community today.
Rob Smith, 15, who is a teenager, and therefore a baby-eating monster - was helping an old lady across the road.
"He came up to me," recalled Dais...
Birmingham City Council have tonight issued a statement saying that they are banning the sale of Meerkat Carpets.
They say it is an outrage that the wool of the furry little creatures has been used in such a way. They also said they will be ban...
Alabama Governor Robert J. Bentley waited nearly half-an-hour after being sworn in to office before delivering a speech that alienated the entire state.
"Anybody here today who has not accepted Jesus Christ as their savior, I'm telling you, you're...
Rubbish Tip Island, off the North Coast of the EU$$R: England may have retained the Ashes in Cricket in Australia where there have been 'Biblical floods', but Great Britain is 'drowning' in 'Biblical Rubbish!
All over the British Isles in gardens...
BIRMINGHAM & LONDON - In a surprising move today, the BBC and Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. will move their base of operation to the city of Birmingham.
Many other media outlets, such as ITV and EMI Music will also move.
"We're sick of London...
BIRMINGHAM - A new Ministry of Transport report confirms what everbody has been doing since the 1960s. Honking horns, shouting profanities at other drivers, revving engines do move traffic along faster.
The report analysed over 250 miles of motorw...
Certain areas of Birmingham, UK, with majorities of Muslim inhabitants, have decided to ban CCTV cameras because they feel it is an infringement on their privacy and "The Great One" doesn't want to be spied on!
Now as we know Birmingham is actuall...
According to the latest BBC report, London, Birmingham and Manchester constitute 'two cities', not, as is commonly thought, three.
The news came during an article on the BBC's website about the US singer Chris Brown, who had been refused a visa to...
The archaeological community was buzzing this morning following the discovery of some lumps of wood here at Langley Hill, just a stone's throw away from the busy M6 motorway.
Local Time Team fan, Chester Duggit, 67, a retired panel beater from Cas...
Mother Teresa, the prune faced nun with the heart of gold and the slightly right wing tendencies is not dead. Reports that she had died were a mistake. She was just asleep, but when you look like her it's difficult to tell sometimes.
Mo' T (as she...