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Funny story:  The Biggest Mosquito In The World

The Biggest Mosquito In The World

THIBODAUX, Louisiana - A Louisiana game warden, John Claude Du Croissant has reported finding a ginormous mosquito in a bayou just outside of the town of Thibodaux. The town of Thibodaux is noted for having the best crawfish étouffée in the entire...
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Funny story:  The Amazon Rainforest To Be Completely Paved Over

The Amazon Rainforest To Be Completely Paved Over

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - A League made up of nine South American countries, who share in the Amazon Rainforest, has decided to act on a very important issue facing the area. Alejandro Alfredo Chimichanga, who is the President of the nine nation gr...
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Funny story:  US Government Might Turn Over Air Traffic Control to Bird Watchers

US Government Might Turn Over Air Traffic Control to Bird Watchers

If the mandatory budget cuts known as sequestration go into effect in a few days, the Federal Aviation Administration says it will have no choice but to turn over air traffic control services to bird watchers. "I think it'll work out great," sai...
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Funny story:  Costco Rotisserie Chicken Replaces Bald Eagle as National Bird

Costco Rotisserie Chicken Replaces Bald Eagle as National Bird

The bald eagle has been the national bird of the US since 1782, but it will soon lose that official designation to the Costco rotisserie chicken. The National Board of Official Designated Stuff (NBODS) announced their decision to replace the eag...
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Funny story:  A Couple of Dog Gone Hunting Stories

A Couple of Dog Gone Hunting Stories

BURNT CORN, Alabama - A few weeks ago Hampton "Bubba" Settingset, 59, was bird hunting with his bird dog Larry on a 40 acre patch of land on his Burnt Corn farm. After about two hours of walking around Settingset decided to take a little break. He carefully laid his rifle up against a tree. Larry, suddenly saw a flock of birds appear in the autumn sky and he started barking and jumping up a...
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Funny story:  My life as a man #18

My life as a man #18

Love/Hate relationships I have mixed feelings about my feathered "friends." On the one hand, I spend over a thousand dollars a year on feeding, housing, and bathing songbirds, hummers, owls, hawks, waders, and, yes, vultures too. I love watching birds throughout the year. Not only has my knowledge grown to the point where I can identify them by breed, but truly, I know some of them, indi...
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Funny story:  My life as a man #15

My life as a man #15

It's gonna be a crap day! I don't know about you, but I can tell, from the get-go, what kind of day it's going to be as soon as I wake up. If I wake up hearing the birds happily chirping their hearts out and I want to get up and rip their tiny asshole hearts out, it's going to be a shitty day. If I wake up and hear the birds happily chirping their hearts out and I want to go out and fee...
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Funny story:  Birdwatching with Bill and Kenneth

Birdwatching with Bill and Kenneth

Bill: Hello there, and welcome to Birdwatching. My name's Bill Palmer. Kenneth: And I'm Kenneth Purves. B: We're here at Dorking Reservoir, it's a real top place for birdwatching and having a lark. We've got our little hide, Ken's got his thermos of coffee so we're all ready for a good night's twitching. K: I'm hoping we'll see lots of birds tonight. B: Well, Ken, this here reservoir u...
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Funny story:  Alfred Hitchcock was a Creepy Old Man Claims Former Starlet

Alfred Hitchcock was a Creepy Old Man Claims Former Starlet

Tippi Hedren, former starlet of the Alfred Hitchcock classic The Birds claims that Hitchcock was a creepy old man. "He was constantly ogling at me and making wear low cut tops and he arranged the cameras so he could see my cleavage," claims Hedre...
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Funny story:  US Sending Ospreys to Japan

US Sending Ospreys to Japan

TOKYO (AP) - The United States is moving ahead with plans to deploy its first Ospreys to Japan, despite strong opposition from residents over safety issues and concerns about their behavior patterns. Local residents have heard of the damage they have...
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Funny story:  Twitter Birdies Pull Work Stoppage

Twitter Birdies Pull Work Stoppage

Most folks thought it was just a plain old "outage" when there was no Twitter for a while on Thursday. But that's not the whole story. The Spoof has learned that the real reason for the problem (although the company denies it) is that the Twitt...
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Funny story:  The Dyson bird feeder is not 100% squirrel proof

The Dyson bird feeder is not 100% squirrel proof

In his bid to make the world are more aesthetic place that is safer, easier to navigate and largely yellow and purple, Dyson's new range of bird feeders have hit the trees and branches of suburbia. "It's an elegant design," said Ellie James, an e...
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Funny story:  Carpenter evicts 12 families of African immigrants in one day

Carpenter evicts 12 families of African immigrants in one day

A self-unemployed carpenter from the Irish Midlands has been condemned, castigated and called a callous c-unit for heartlessly evicting twelve families of African immigrants from their temporary accommodation. The families, believed to be from Sou...
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Funny story:  Avian Ecologists Challenge Green Energy Advocates

Avian Ecologists Challenge Green Energy Advocates

Sacramento CA: Large wind farms in the Golden State employ upwards of 5,000 wind turbines to generate green electricity. These turbines have been killing federally protected raptors (hawks and eagles), as the birds fly into the windmill blades and ar...
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Funny story:  Vicious Seaside Attack Leaves Locals 'Perturbed'

Vicious Seaside Attack Leaves Locals 'Perturbed'

Locals in the harbour town of Brixham have been left 'seriously perturbed', say emergency service personnel, after witnessing a vicious and unprovoked attack on the quayside. Witnesses say that an unnamed woman was eating a choc-ice whilst staring...
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Funny story:  More Preposterous Letters To The Editor About Pecking Orders

More Preposterous Letters To The Editor About Pecking Orders

Dire Sear. I have wishings to explort the known phrase, that is of "pecking order". I as you are knowing to, am from the origin, that which is of People's Republic de Chine, or that witch is the "Chinamen" to of old standings, leferences to such Blingo Harlls of etc, Narlwhich, Hrull, Wokington, etc many "Top Rlank" Blingo, fatty comickal jhoke-takure and so Forthe. "Pleas twoe Jingo-Jingo...
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Funny story:  Magnetic Pole Shift Causes Massive Pile Up of Birds at Equator

Magnetic Pole Shift Causes Massive Pile Up of Birds at Equator

The saying "Birds of a Feather Flock Together" rang true today when residents living at or near the equator around the world noticed an over abundance of birds in their yards and fields. Eduardo Morales, who lives just five miles from the Equator...
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Funny story:  Flocks Of Starlings Forming Over The Vatican In Late September To Signal The End Of The World?

Flocks Of Starlings Forming Over The Vatican In Late September To Signal The End Of The World?

Fatalist extraordinaire, Morbid Gloomy, self styled leader of The End Of The World Is Nigh movement today issued a chilling warning to the rest of humanity, following hot on the heels of massive sardine shoals appearing in the wake of the Japanese ea...
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