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New York Mets down to one last fan

Funny story: New York Mets down to one last fan

Flushing, New York - The New York Mets have been a disaster at the plate, an abomination on the mound and a catastrophe in the field. Yet they've always managed to attract a base of supporters. But not anymore. Tired of empty promises and finishe...

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Beer & Bingo - Jolly Good Fun!

Funny story: Beer & Bingo - Jolly Good Fun!

Grant Scnapps, Tory Chairman - whose father was a well known immigrant from Eastern Europe - has twitted that Beer & Bingo are the working man's (and woman's) greatest joys. But he has landed himself in at Eton Mess. He has been clobbered by t...

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Budget favourable to People with Bingo Wings

Funny story: Budget favourable to People with Bingo Wings

Chancellor George Osborne has hailed his Budget as one for "makers, doers and savers...with bingo wings" after many measures made seemed to favour those with excess flesh around their upper arm area. The ability for those exhibiting surplus arm sk...

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Bingo! Now available to workers aswell as the unemployed

Funny story: Bingo! Now available to workers aswell as the unemployed

Thanks to George Osbourne's 2014 budget, the pastime of Bingo is no longer confined to the elite and those on benefits. As a resulting cut in Bingo tax, even the common working class can afford to take part in the game which was only affordable t...

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Bingo Game Turns Nasty in Poughkeepsie Retirement Home

Funny story: Bingo Game Turns Nasty in Poughkeepsie Retirement Home

POUGHKEEPSIE, NEW YORK - Administrators of the Cranky Petunia Retirement Home confirmed today that a fight broke out among some of the bingo players at their facility Thursday afternoon. "It was bedlam," exclaimed director Candace Cruikshank, "One...

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Kneeling down and facing Mecca Bingo cures Haemorrhoids

Funny story: Kneeling down and facing Mecca Bingo cures Haemorrhoids

Tests carried out on Scunthorpe Mecca Bingo enthusiasts show a level of Haemorrhoid problems one tenth of the National average. Some link to the curative properties of pork pies from a public house at the rear of the Bingo Hall has been made. Onl...

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Man Arrested While Running Through Hall Naked Yelling "BINGO!!!"

Funny story: Man Arrested While Running Through Hall Naked Yelling "BINGO!!!"

Louisville, Kentucky - Everybody loves a Bingo winner. In fact the 1967 song by William Bell provides an excellent musical accompaniment to this story if there are those looking for a multimedia experience, according to the Louisville Journal. Las...

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Morning bingo sessions responsible for economic downturn

Funny story: Morning bingo sessions responsible for economic downturn

A new government report has blasted UK bingo clubs for their part in the current financial crisis. Since some bright spark at Bluerinse Bingo Club in Sheffield had the revolutionary idea of getting their balls out three times a day instead of two, al...

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The Only Way Is Worthing

Funny story: The Only Way Is Worthing

Soixante Neuf Films is promising "new birds and blokes" in it's latest reality programme The Only Way Is Worthing. A host of glamorous locations have been lined up, including the Worthing Pavilion Bowls Club, where 93 year old Doris Slapper, a re...

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Worthing pensioners caught in Doggy position

Funny story: Worthing pensioners caught in Doggy position

Retired cinema usherette Marjorie Fosdyke-Spratt has set tongues wagging in Worthing. Miss Fosdyke-Spratt, who is 102, was discovered under West Pier slumped over her zimmer frame with her knickers in a twist. PC Eric Nonce feared that the pens...

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Bing-No: Bono Bans Bingo On Bands Bus

Funny story: Bing-No: Bono Bans Bingo On Bands Bus

Short-arsed Irish singing turd, Bono, has banned bingo on the U2 tour bus, say insiders. The loud-mouthed leprechaun had a hissy-fit after bassist Adam Clayton won three times on the trot. Bono, almost named after the famous dog treat, is said to...

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Iran to let USA send UN bingo ball inspectors to check bingo ball stock piling site

Iran today agreed to let UN inspectors into Tehran to check the alleged stock pile of bingo balls the United States suspects them of having. In a statement from her penthouse in New York the Iranian ambassador had this to say. "We have sent a twi...

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Student reveals bingo ball counting strategy - Bingo as we know it finished

Funny story: Student reveals bingo ball counting strategy - Bingo as we know it finished

A math student who discovered and put into practice a bingo ball counting system at casino's, winning thousands in coverall jackpots in the process, has revealed the secret behind his system. The system which found a major flaw in the way that bingo...

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American official deny G-bay inmates were forced to play online bingo

Funny story: American official deny G-bay inmates were forced to play online bingo

Details are surfacing that officers at the Guantanamo bay navel base forced inmates to play online bingo in an attempt to 're-educate' them into western values. The leader of Al-queda, who wished not to be named, has posted a blog on his facetofac...

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Celebrities to stage charity concert for A1B1 victims

Funny story: Celebrities to stage charity concert for A1B1 victims

A concert for A1B1 (nobingo) syndrome sufferers, now nearly numbering double figures, is to be arranged next week sponsored by the big three online bingo operators. A spokesman for BIMGO (Bingo Is My Game OK) was overjoyed: "It really shows how h...

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US accuses Iran of stockpiling Bingo Balls

Funny story: US accuses Iran of stockpiling Bingo Balls

In an extraordinary development the USA and UK governments have accused Iran of stock piling massive quantities of Bingo Balls at a time when bingo players are suffering from the Nobingo (A1B1) syndrome. The US claims that a back packer in Tehran...

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A1B1 syndrome cases increase - World government leaders to meet

Funny story: A1B1 syndrome cases increase - World government leaders to meet

Bingo players from around the world are showing more signs of A1B1 syndrome due to not being able to play bingo because of the world bingo ball shortage. Governments around world led by the US and UK are to meet to discuss the crisis and how an A1B1...

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World bingo ball crisis - Ping Pong players outraged

Funny story: World bingo ball crisis - Ping Pong players outraged

After the big bingo demonstrations seen in the UK and USA it's now the turn of Ping Pong players to complain. Reports are coming in that UK and USA bingo players are looting ping pong sports halls and taking all their ping pong balls. Although un...

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