Following a night of copious drinking, excessive cigarette smoking and reckless gambling with his wife's gin money, Little Divot man Clive Peddle has issued a stark warning to anyone else contemplating doing the same.
Mr Peddle told us, "After all...
There is to be a major overhaul of limos and other stretched vehicles bringing an end to the presence of these luxuries to British streets. All limos are to be shipped back to USA.
Parliament voted unanimously to return these vehicles to the Stat...
Germany is threatening to take the Number Binge Drinkers spot from Britain. Latest survey results show that Germany now has more alcoholics per population than Britain.
"This is down to two factors," said Hans Shakin, German Alcohol Minister. "Fir...
The time is 6 pm, and my location is Leeds, West Yorkshire, England. I have been commissioned by this magazine to investigate the British phenomenon of binge drinking. I will be reporting my experiences electronically in real time to our head office.
Unfortunately, to infiltrate this world, I need to drink copious amounts of alcohol. This will enable me to be totally accepted by the local sharp...
Post-codes where there are vastly more off-licence premises than there are available school places have been linked to the number of underage drinkers admitted to hospital for alcohol-related problems, a study suggests.
The research for campaign...
Taking a few minutes to speak to the press outside 10 Downing Street this morning before heading off to Parliament, Prime Minister David Cameron stopped to provide a short explanation for why the coalition government had decided to only impleme...
As if 18 " of snow wasn't enough to cause holiday havoc on the road in the northeast after a record snowfall over Christmas, the Rhode Island airport was forced to close even though plows had kept the runways clear after all the deicer went missing!...
Michelle Obama is said to be considering a forced rehab stint for Barry as his recent physical at Walter Reid Army Hospital has confirmed her worse fears; the Closet Muslim is a Closet Alcoholic!
According to close advisors, Michelle is close to h...
Frank Miller investigates past and present Police methods of tackling the increase of drunken behaviour on the streets of the UK.
Another ASBO
You may have heard about the Drunken ASBO launched this week, but this isn't the whole story.
In a less publicised initiative, the streets of Newport in Wales have become the arena for a new pilot scheme which about to begin its six month trial.
UK Saturday night female binge drinkers have been given a monster boost to their habits from a most unusual source, Spanish scientists!
After intensive testing on old alcoholic "Biddies" in Spain the scientists discovered that ageing "Alco Senorit...
Doctors have announced today ''Binge drinking is good for you'' ending years of debate in an instant.
The study commissioned by leading beverage peddlar,interbrewed, found that huge amounts of alcohol consumed in a short period actually helps young...
The cause of the bar room brawl, which saw Liverpool star Steven Gerrard and 4 associates arrested and held in custody, has been revealed.
Alledgedly a 'Daphne & Celeste' song was requested for the Liverpool star.. The DJ's announcement 'i kno...
Gordon Brown has called for pubs and clubs to stay open 24/7 to help the UK spend its way out of recession.
Speaking at the Mop and Bucket pub in Wimslow Cheshire he said "People drinking more alcohol will have a knock on effect in lots of ways, m...
As an epidemic of handbag violence sweeps the UK a government minister, Doctor Derek Vasectomy has announced.
'This is probably the greatest challenge that any government has faced since prohibition in the USA.' said the minister. 'We are faced wi...
As this country sinks further into the slough of despond, the Home Office is to launch a series of adverts encouraging 18- to 24-year-olds to drink more in order to forget about their troubles. Idiotic behaviour shou...
In a scathing attack on the drinks industry, the Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Atkinson, riding high on the success of his new movie "Archbishop Bean", is one of several cross-religion senior clerics to slam 24-hour drinking.
Binge-drinking has been banned in a concerted move by the worlds governments today. In a shock announcement made by the Prime Minister it was revealed that Binge will no longer be available for sale.
A study carried out by Liverpool John Moore's university has found almost all of 15-to-16-year-olds in North West England are involved in underage binge drinking and violence.