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Funny story: Obama Called Out Second Time in Two Weeks During Joint Session of Congress!

Obama Called Out Second Time in Two Weeks During Joint Session of Congress!

Washington,DC/ Political Advertising News - For the second time in two short weeks an embattled President Obama was called out during his 'infomercial' plugging Universal Health Care. This time, however, it wasn't an incensed Republican who called...
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Funny story: Billy Mays Last Infomercial, "The Lucky Hoodoo Hound's Tooth" Stopped By Judge

Billy Mays Last Infomercial, "The Lucky Hoodoo Hound's Tooth" Stopped By Judge

Billy Mays, who was always on late at night on one channel or another and who died recently, had one more item for sale apparently. The makers of "The Lucky Hoodoo Hound's Tooth" the luckiest charm of them all for only $9.95 plus postage and hand...
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Funny story: TV Pitchman Billy Mays Died of Hair Dye Overdose, Says Toxicology Report

TV Pitchman Billy Mays Died of Hair Dye Overdose, Says Toxicology Report

San Diego, California - Known for his pitch black beard almost as much as for the cleaning products he pitched on TV, Billy Mays apparently died of an overdoes of hair dye product claims the finding of a toxicology report released today. "We all...
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Funny story: Autopsy: Cocaine contributed to Billy Mays' death

Autopsy: Cocaine contributed to Billy Mays' death

TAMPA, Fla. -- Things don't always go better with coke. A Florida coroner says that Infomercial King Billy Mays died of heart disease, and a holy host of other drugs including cocaine according to the autopsy report released Friday by the Hillsbourog...
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Funny story: Pitchman Sniffed Poxy-Kleen, Removed Self with Power of Active Oxygen!

Pitchman Sniffed Poxy-Kleen, Removed Self with Power of Active Oxygen!

ORANGE GLO, FL - An autopsy report issued Friday by Orange Glo County, Florida, cites Poxy-Kleen inhalation as a primary factor in the death of TV pitchman Bill E. Mayes, who died in June at age 50. "Mayes died from a heart arrhythmia with the po...
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Funny story: Billy Mays to be Buried in "Mighty Coffin"

Billy Mays to be Buried in "Mighty Coffin"

Orlando - Famed "yell and sell" pitchman Billy Mays will be buried tomorrow in what he hoped to be his latest consumer necessity, the "The Mighty Coffin". Ironically Billy penned the script for the upcoming commercial for the "Mighty Coffin" just...
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Funny story: Billy Mays Death Will Affect More People Than Jackson, Fawcett & McMahon Combined!

Billy Mays Death Will Affect More People Than Jackson, Fawcett & McMahon Combined!

Billy (not Willy) Mays who sold us all those WONDERFUL products over the years has passed away almost unnoticed during the "Dying Spell" as we in the South call it, last week at the age of 50. However, the effect of Billy's passing will have a bi...
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Funny story: Vince, the 'Sham-WOW' Guy Should Have Died Instead of Billy Mays(!)

Vince, the 'Sham-WOW' Guy Should Have Died Instead of Billy Mays(!)

The public has spoken: Vince, the much despised 'Sham-WOW' guy should be six feet under instead of Billy Mays. Mays, the enthusiastic spokesman for miracle cleaning products was best known for his LOUD late-night TV commercials and his full, magni...
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Funny story: Billy Mays Killed by Stain that Won't Go Away

Billy Mays Killed by Stain that Won't Go Away

ORANGE GLO, FL - Superstar of the infomercial world Billy Mays was pronounced dead this morning at his home in Orange Glo, Florida. The shouting spokesman, 50, was reportedly trying to remove a particularly stubborn stain from his carpet when he s...
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Funny story: Product Pitchman Billy Mays Joins List of Dying Celebrities

Product Pitchman Billy Mays Joins List of Dying Celebrities

Billy Mays, the 50 year old pitchman for such products as OrangeGlo and Oxyclean, was found dead in his Florida home this morning. Mays is the fifth celebrity to die in the past two weeks, joining David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Mic...
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Funny story: "Pitchman" Billy Mays' Historic Laryngeal Bypass Operation a Complete Success

"Pitchman" Billy Mays' Historic Laryngeal Bypass Operation a Complete Success

ORANGE GLO, FL - When Discovery's Channel aired its new show "Pitchman," many viewers were surprised to find Billy Mays had a softer side. They can thank Dr. Les Lowden of Tampa General Hospital for this minor miracle. Just weeks before the show...
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Funny story: Billy Mays' Autobiography Riddled With Exclamation Points

Billy Mays' Autobiography Riddled With Exclamation Points

Billy Mays, the infomercial sensation, is planning to release an autobiography later in the year. His stellar beard, colorful wrist wear, and booming voice has helped companies sell millions of products ranging from household cleaning, to kitchen cle...
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Funny story: TV Pitchman silenced

TV Pitchman silenced

Extremely annoying TV Pitchman Billy Mays was caught up in a prank last night. Two area boys, 16-year-old Terry Little and his friend Jason Large, 28 jumped the loud-mouthed adman as he left the St. Petersburg, Florida, headquarters of the Home Shop...
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