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Funny story: Susan Boyle to sing at The Priory Clinic, London

Susan Boyle to sing at The Priory Clinic, London

Susan Boyle has accepted a recent invitation to sing at The Priory Clinic in London. Susan has agreed on one condition, that the Red Scarf Fanatics, residing there at present, are heavily sedated for the duration of her visit. The mini-concer...
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Funny story: The Big Yin vs Obi Wan

The Big Yin vs Obi Wan

Scots comedian Billy Connolly headbutted Liam Neeson at a glitzy Hollywood party last night. The party was being held to promote the new A-Team movie. One party-goer heard Mr Connolly remark to the Irishman "Can ye no leave any parts fer the rest...
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Funny story: Billy Connolly Not Scottish!

Billy Connolly Not Scottish!

In an interview with armfeetandtoe, The Big Yin confessed to being English and proud of it! "I have, for many years, been living with this terrible secret, and it was only with the help of my wife, Pamela a world renoun Psychiatrist, that I am abl...
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Funny story: Billy Connolly on Chelsea's win and Susan Boyle

Billy Connolly on Chelsea's win and Susan Boyle

Och! Well...what canna say aboot the wee boys in blue? They sure deserved ta win today. Arv sure been busy lately with all ma concerts, films an' stuff, bu' A just luv ta watch the fitball. A was watching the match wi' sum o' me gud frends an enjoyin' a glass o' heavy an' a wee fish supper, as yer dee. Christ Almighty wo' a freaking game. 7 - 0. Oh! Christ! A believe it was 8 - 0.
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Funny story: Billy Connolly writes new song about Susan Boyle

Billy Connolly writes new song about Susan Boyle

Billy, the Big Yin, has put pen to paper for Susan Boyle. His new ditty is sung to the tune of D-I-V-O-R-C-E which is a parody of another song which I know nothing aboot. A C-H-E(space)Q-U-E arrived for Susan Boyle today. She earned it from the great CD that recently came our way. Simon Cowell, he was so chuffed, he wet his P-A-N-T-S When asked to record another CD -Susan Boyle said Y-...
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Funny story: Billy Connolly tells Icelanders what to do

Billy Connolly tells Icelanders what to do

Billy Connolly has read enough about the nasty Icelanders attempts to sink his native land. He has decided it's time for action. "I've gone back to my early years and recorded a song that no one will ever understand. No, it's not my classic Welly...
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Funny story: Billy Connolly To Take The Reins At Turf Moor

Billy Connolly To Take The Reins At Turf Moor

Following Owen Coyle's shock defection to Bolton Wanderers, Burnley Chairman, Frank Sideboard this evening announced that the Premier League club already had it's eye on a possible successor. "We're giving serious consideration to offering Billy C...
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Funny story: Billy Connolly Is An Android

Billy Connolly Is An Android

In a shocking turn of events today it was discovered that beloved Scottish Comedian and Presenter Billy Connolly was an Android when his head exploded in a shower of sparks and circuits during his once yearly hair wash.
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