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Funny story: Brad Pitt Blames His 21 Pound Weight Gain On Hot Dogs

Brad Pitt Blames His 21 Pound Weight Gain On Hot Dogs

NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt said that the tremendous stress that he has gone through the past two weeks has caused him to eat like a thoroughbred racehorse. And as a result he has gained a whopping 21 pounds which he blames mostly on his addiction t...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt Tells Angelina Jolie To Stop Texting That Loser Billy Bob Thornton Or The Engagement Is Off

Brad Pitt Tells Angelina Jolie To Stop Texting That Loser Billy Bob Thornton Or The Engagement Is Off

NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt has reportedly had enough of Billy Bob Thornton and his hidden agenda of trying to break him and Angelina up. Pitt told Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tapioca Swizzle that he is also fed up with Angelina texting the wormy-lookin...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt Having Second Thoughts About Marrying Angelina Jolie

Brad Pitt Having Second Thoughts About Marrying Angelina Jolie

NEW YORK CITY - Even Las Vegas oddsmakers are leery of making odds on if and when Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will officially tie the knot. Brad recently expressed that he is having second thoughts about the whole wedding situation. When promp...
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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Has Remarked That If Brad Pitt Leaves Angelina Jolie She'll Take Him Back In A Snap of Her Finger!

Jennifer Aniston Has Remarked That If Brad Pitt Leaves Angelina Jolie She'll Take Him Back In A Snap of Her Finger!

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston was recently getting her hair trimmed and she told her hairdresser FuFi Fondue that she has been keeping up with the goings on in the Pitt-Jolie-Thornton carnival sideshow. Aniston who was married to Pitt before...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt Warns Angelina Jolie To Cool It With Billy Bob Thornton Or Else It's Goodbye, Adios, Arrivederci, and See Ya!

Brad Pitt Warns Angelina Jolie To Cool It With Billy Bob Thornton Or Else It's Goodbye, Adios, Arrivederci, and See Ya!

BERLIN, Germany - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie recently attended The Berlin International Film Festival. Jolie was being honored for her directorial debut for the film In The Land of Blood and Honey. According to Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber, Adam Lambert to Star in New Movie Remake

Justin Bieber, Adam Lambert to Star in New Movie Remake

News has just arrived here that singer Justin Bieber has signed with a top Hollywood studio to do a new version of an old movie, something seldom done in Hollywood these days. "Justin is a natural for the movie", stated Producer Hiram Crabtree for...
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Funny story: Billy Bob Thornton is Pregnant

Billy Bob Thornton is Pregnant

Yep, Billy Bob is intentionally pregnant and happy eating pickles and ice cream. When asked whom the father/mother was Thornton stated, "I've been married five times and it don't work for me. I'm on my own on this one". In actuality, an army of...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Eyeballed By Billy Bob Thornton

Angelina Jolie Eyeballed By Billy Bob Thornton

It's getting harder and harder to keep up with all the new stories about Angelina Jolie lately but the latest and probably most unexpected is that she is being pursued by her former husband, Billy Bob Thornton. "Angie is older now and can appreci...
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Funny story: Meanderings From Billy Bob Thorton's Brother, Duncan Bob

Meanderings From Billy Bob Thorton's Brother, Duncan Bob

What's with all these people who want to give you a photograph of their kid, or their grand kid? Like they might mean something to me? I can understand my own close family, that is the nephews and the nieces but you go to one family function in 20 years and you come home with your pockets stuffed with photographs of kids and you haven't the slightest idea who they are. I put every one of the...
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Funny story: Billy Bob Thornton To Do "The Alan Greenspan Story"

Billy Bob Thornton To Do "The Alan Greenspan Story"

We thought it impossible but Billy Bob Thornton has captured the raw courage, the great excitement of Federal Chairman Alan Greenspan, over those hectic years. Alan Greenspan (born March 6, 1926) was THE American economist who served as Chairman of the Federal Reserve of the United States from 1987 to 2006. This reporter was simply amazed at the sneak preview. The door opens. Congress is...
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Funny story: Billy Bob Thornton breaks up with long term lover, his couch

Billy Bob Thornton breaks up with long term lover, his couch

Billy Bob Thornton, 54, has broken up with his long term lover, his couch - nicknamed "Cassie". Cassie the couch became famous in 2004, after the breakup of Thornton's marriage to Angelina Jolie. Thornton famously stated that even though Angelina w...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle: Has Billy Bob Thornton Actually Proposed Marriage?

Susan Boyle: Has Billy Bob Thornton Actually Proposed Marriage?

Has she or has she not had her eyebrows done or not? That WAS the question...until a still bigger one suddenly exploded on the scene. What was the big Susan Boyle question of the day? In paparazzi pics from photo agency Pacific Coast News taken ea...
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Funny story: Rednecks of America To Billy Bob Thornton - "Shut Up Already!"

Rednecks of America To Billy Bob Thornton - "Shut Up Already!"

Cletus Huckabee IV, President of the Redneck Association of America, has one thing to say to actor, screenwriter, performer Billy Bob Thornton. "SHUT THE F*&% UP". After enduring the scorn of millions of Youtubers for his scornful treatment of...
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Funny story: Billy Bob Thornton Kicked Out of Canada

Billy Bob Thornton Kicked Out of Canada

TORONTO - Billy Bob Thornton, who many now believe to be the biological brother of Joaquin Phoenix has been kicked out of Canada. The actor, screenwriter, director, singer infuriated the entire country of Canada with his absolutely pathetic interv...
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Funny story: Billy Bob Thorton Does His Joaquin Phoenix Imitation

Billy Bob Thorton Does His Joaquin Phoenix Imitation

Joaquin, you have some competition. In a radio appearance reminiscent of David's Letterman's interview of Joaquin Phoenix who went nuts and finally ran into the audience, Billy Bob Thornton gave a puzzling and difficult interview Wednesday night in C...
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Funny story: Brad and Angelina Nearly Come To Blows At Discovery Twins Look Like Billy Bob Thornton and Jennifer Aniston

Brad and Angelina Nearly Come To Blows At Discovery Twins Look Like Billy Bob Thornton and Jennifer Aniston

Hollywood mega-stars and U.N. parents of the year Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie nearly came to blows when they discovered that their newborn twins closely resemble their ex-lovers, Jennifer Aniston and Billy Bob Thornton. The newborns, who refused to...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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