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New Mexico's Governor Bill Richardson Refuses To Pardon Billy The Kid - And Adds "And I Ain't Kidding!"

Funny story: New Mexico's Governor Bill Richardson Refuses To Pardon Billy The Kid - And Adds "And I Ain't Kidding!"

SANTA FE, New Mexico - Sitting in the governor's mansion Casa Cactus, Governor Bill "The Pill" Richardson flat out refused to issue a state pardon for one of the most notorious outlaws to ever wreak havoc upon the American Wild West. Billy The Kid...

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Kim Jong Il Crush on Bill Richardson Intensifies after Latest Visit

Funny story: Kim Jong Il Crush on Bill Richardson Intensifies after Latest Visit

Kim Jong Il is said to still be talking about the wonderful visit he had with his "American GI buddy" earlier this month. Those who know Kim Jong Il intimately claim that it was no coincidence that Richardson was chosen to travel to North Korea to di...

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New Mexico Makes Green Chili Cheeseburgers Official State Food

Funny story: New Mexico Makes Green Chili Cheeseburgers Official State Food

While most states have official state birds, state trees, state songs, or state mottos, New Mexico has now decided that they need an official state food. This new choice fits in well with the official state question ("Red or Green?") as it deals wit...

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Bill Richardson Proposes Tax Increases To Balance State Budget

Funny story: Bill Richardson Proposes Tax Increases To Balance State Budget

New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson has announced plans to increase tax rates on several items in order to balance the state budget. The budget was balanced and the state had a surplus before Richardson took office, but is now in huge economic crisi...

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New Mexico's Governor Bill Richardson Signs Hispanic Education Act Into Law

Funny story: New Mexico's Governor Bill Richardson Signs Hispanic Education Act Into Law

New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson, who has also served as a cabinet member and U.N. Ambassador and was a presidential candidate, has signed the Hispanic Education Act into law. Public Education Secretary Veronica Garcia said that "the act is neede...

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Harry Potter Named to Obama Cabinet

Funny story: Harry Potter Named to Obama Cabinet

Citing the growing economic crisis, President-Elect Barack Obama today named Harry Potter to a key position in his cabinet. Potter will serve as Deputy Secretary of Commerce. "We need change in Washington," said Obama as he announced the selection...

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Bill Richardson Tapped For Secretary of Commerce

Funny story: Bill Richardson Tapped For Secretary of Commerce

When Gary Johnson was Governor of the State of New Mexico, the ecomony within the state was thriving. There was a balanced budget. There was no state debt. There was a state surplus. Shortly after his successor, Bill Richardson took over, he in...

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New Skills Added To Driver's License Examination/Testing

Funny story: New Skills Added To Driver's License Examination/Testing

New Mexico has added several new procedures to their standard driver's road test for new applicants to receive a driver's license. According to state Governor Bill Richardson, "these are due to the changing times and changing environment on the road...

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With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote

Funny story: With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote

New Mexico Governor and former U.N Ambassador and Energy Secretary Bill Richardson has withdrawn his name from the Presidential race. The Democrat was the only prominent candidate from either party that had a Hispanic background. Now, others seekin...

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Presidential Candidates Keeping Fit on the Campaign Trail

Funny story: Presidential Candidates Keeping Fit on the Campaign Trail

IOWA - Tough guy Dennis Kucinich competes every Friday night in local kickboxing matches. "I use my yoga martial arts training to beat the snot out of my opponent." His...

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Super Bowl Predictions Issued By Political Candidates

Funny story: Super Bowl Predictions Issued By Political Candidates

Political candidates for the office of The President of The United States from both parties issued their predictions on which teams would go to the Super Bowl today. While some admitted to not being the greatest of sports fans, all were eager to sup...

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Iowa Farmer Vital to US Politics

Funny story: Iowa Farmer Vital to US Politics

HORTON, IOWA - After 28 years of farming corn, Walter Hosch announced this week that he's all done planting corn. "Over the years, I've made a fair living from growing and selling corn. A lot of my neighbors think that, with the rising d...

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Obama Makes Another Speech Blunder That Echoes Party's Current Woes

Funny story: Obama Makes Another Speech Blunder That Echoes Party's Current Woes

Two weeks ago, he wanted to sit down for tea with his country's enemies. Last week, he was willing to go in and bomb their friends and allies. In his latest example of foot in mouth disease, Illinois freshman Senator and Democratic Presidential...

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Presidential Candidate Fred Thompson Beats Edwards By Having His Own Cancer

Funny story: Presidential Candidate Fred Thompson Beats Edwards By Having His Own Cancer

In an announcement that will slow down the John Edwards campaign publicity, Senator and actor Fred Thompson said that he himself has cancer. The former Law and Order star said that he will not allow this to affect his running for President of the Un...

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Cockfighting Banned in New Mexico by Governor Bill Richardson

Funny story: Cockfighting Banned in New Mexico by Governor Bill Richardson

The state of New Mexico in the southwestern United States has banned the sport of cockfighting. This has been a form of entertainment in that region of the country for several years among small towns and Hispanics. In the sport, chickens with razor...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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