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Funny story: Labour Win General Election

Labour Win General Election

The Labour party has won the 2010 General Election by a landslide. Gordon Brown, who was expected to suffer a massive and humiliating defeat, has done the impossible and turned the most likely of losses into the most unlikely of victories. Ecstati...
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Funny story: Bill Weirdie's 'Political Bird Watch'

Bill Weirdie's 'Political Bird Watch'

Political bird watcher Sir Bill Weirdie's 'Political Bird Watch' began a new series today, co-presented with Jay Starling and Myrtle Crowe. 'And here we see the lesser-spotted Obama during its annual migration from America to France', Weirdie said.'When it's in America its plumage is predominately black, but after it arrives for its spring stay in Europe it turns light brown, almost whitish.' A...
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Funny story: Idyllic Village Pond Invaded By Dirty Duck

Idyllic Village Pond Invaded By Dirty Duck

Consternation today amongst Twitchers and locals alike in the village of Spoof On Why as a dirty duck invaded the pond on the village green and proceeded to intimidate the local duck population. Local pond-watcher, conservationist, and cross-dress...
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Funny story: Goodies Terminally Ill

Goodies Terminally Ill

The Goodies are terminally ill and are very near the end. Their sickness first came to light when they released "A Man's Best Friend Is His Duck". They were never to recover. Graham Garden, Tim Brooke-Taylor and Bill Oddie have gradually wasted aw...
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Funny story: Goody to be mounted and stuffed

Goody to be mounted and stuffed

Bill Oddie, the "unfunny Goody" and bird-watching depressive, is to be stuffed and mounted in a tableux featuring himself on a bike with differend species of birds, announced his agent today. The bearded twitterer has already chosen his final res...
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Funny story: Bill Oddie Abandons baby birds

Bill Oddie Abandons baby birds

The world's most famous twitcher and beard wearer, Bill Oddie, has announced that he will not be presenting the next series of the BBC's little watched program Springwatch, and the search is on for a replacement. "At first it was a lark, but latel...
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Funny story: Princes go on Goodies Bike Ride - Goodies, goodie-goodie-yum-yum!

Princes go on Goodies Bike Ride - Goodies, goodie-goodie-yum-yum!

Royal Princes William and Harry are in the media again, not for hitting a journalist or for any more deaths in their family, but because they've been given their very own television show. The slapstick show, provisionally titled Windsors!, will se...
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Funny story: Bill Oddie Spit-Roasted by Amazonian Tribe

Bill Oddie Spit-Roasted by Amazonian Tribe

Bird watcher Bill Oddie has been spit-roasted while searching for parrots in the Brazilian jungle - he is recovering in Rio. Several male members of the Zazuma Tribe captured the bearded dwarf, often mistaken for Baldrick from Blackadder - but not...
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Funny story: Alex Ferguson To Retire Early

Alex Ferguson To Retire Early

Sir Alex Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, has shocked fans of the Old Trafford club by announcing his intention to retire early - at about 10pm tonight after Springwatch, which is presented by Bill Oddie.
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Funny story: Bill Oddie Arrested For Watching Dippers & Beavers

Bill Oddie Arrested For Watching Dippers & Beavers

Former 'Goodie' and Wildlife Presenter Bill Oddie has been arrested at the Highland Widlife Centre Car Park in Kingussie, Scotland for watching Dippers and Beavers, he insisted "I was only there as an observing 'twitcher'."...
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Funny story: Jade Goody to join with Bill Oddie

Jade Goody to join with Bill Oddie

Jade 'Is there a camera around. I don't get up without the papers knowing about it' Goody is to be teamed up with the nations favourite Twitcher Bill Oddie for a one off edition of comedy show 'The Goodies'...
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Funny story: Bill Oddie and Paparazzi to Blame for Aircrash at Heathrow

Bill Oddie and Paparazzi to Blame for Aircrash at Heathrow

Civil Aviation Aircraft Crash Investigators have been closely examining the wreckage of the Boeing 777 airliner which crashed last week narrowly missing 6 lanes of traffic and yet with no fatalities. British airways were quick to preserve the integri...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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