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Twitchers flocking to Australia

Funny story: Twitchers flocking to Australia

Twitchers across the world are migrating to Australia since the news spread across Twitter that a pair of rare Newcastle Tits have been sighted in Melbourne. "I've seen most varieties of tit," said the heavily bearded Bill Oddie, an avid bird-watc...

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Bird Watchers use Twitter to twatch for twites

Funny story: Bird Watchers use Twitter to twatch for twites

Bird watchers group the Blue Footed Boobies, have set up a Twitter group called Twitter Twitcher where information on the latest bird movements in the UK are posted to aid fellow bird watchers to locate the most interesting locations to head for.

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Labour Win General Election

Funny story: Labour Win General Election

The Labour party has won the 2010 General Election by a landslide. Gordon Brown, who was expected to suffer a massive and humiliating defeat, has done the impossible and turned the most likely of losses into the most unlikely of victories. Ecstati...

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Bill Weirdie's 'Political Bird Watch'

Funny story: Bill Weirdie's 'Political Bird Watch'

Political bird watcher Sir Bill Weirdie's 'Political Bird Watch' began a new series today, co-presented with Jay Starling and Myrtle Crowe. 'And here we see the lesser-spotted Obama during its annual migration from America to France', Weirdie said.'When it's in America its plumage is predominately black, but after it arrives for its spring stay in Europe it turns light brown, almost whitish.' A...

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Idyllic Village Pond Invaded By Dirty Duck

Funny story: Idyllic Village Pond Invaded By Dirty Duck

Consternation today amongst Twitchers and locals alike in the village of Spoof On Why as a dirty duck invaded the pond on the village green and proceeded to intimidate the local duck population. Local pond-watcher, conservationist, and cross-dress...

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Goodies Terminally Ill

Funny story: Goodies Terminally Ill

The Goodies are terminally ill and are very near the end. Their sickness first came to light when they released "A Man's Best Friend Is His Duck". They were never to recover. Graham Garden, Tim Brooke-Taylor and Bill Oddie have gradually wasted aw...

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Goody to be mounted and stuffed

Funny story: Goody to be mounted and stuffed

Bill Oddie, the "unfunny Goody" and bird-watching depressive, is to be stuffed and mounted in a tableux featuring himself on a bike with differend species of birds, announced his agent today. The bearded twitterer has already chosen his final res...

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Bill Oddie Abandons baby birds

Funny story: Bill Oddie Abandons baby birds

The world's most famous twitcher and beard wearer, Bill Oddie, has announced that he will not be presenting the next series of the BBC's little watched program Springwatch, and the search is on for a replacement. "At first it was a lark, but latel...

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Princes go on Goodies Bike Ride - Goodies, goodie-goodie-yum-yum!

Funny story: Princes go on Goodies Bike Ride - Goodies, goodie-goodie-yum-yum!

Royal Princes William and Harry are in the media again, not for hitting a journalist or for any more deaths in their family, but because they've been given their very own television show. The slapstick show, provisionally titled Windsors!, will se...

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Alex Ferguson To Retire Early

Funny story: Alex Ferguson To Retire Early

Sir Alex Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, has shocked fans of the Old Trafford club by announcing his intention to retire early - at about 10pm tonight after Springwatch, which is presented by Bill Oddie.

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Bill Oddie Arrested For Watching Dippers & Beavers

Funny story: Bill Oddie Arrested For Watching Dippers & Beavers

Former 'Goodie' and Wildlife Presenter Bill Oddie has been arrested at the Highland Widlife Centre Car Park in Kingussie, Scotland for watching Dippers and Beavers, he insisted "I was only there as an observing 'twitcher'."...

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Jade Goody to join with Bill Oddie

Funny story: Jade Goody to join with Bill Oddie

Jade 'Is there a camera around. I don't get up without the papers knowing about it' Goody is to be teamed up with the nations favourite Twitcher Bill Oddie for a one off edition of comedy show 'The Goodies'...

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Bill Oddie and Paparazzi to Blame for Aircrash at Heathrow

Funny story: Bill Oddie and Paparazzi to Blame for Aircrash at Heathrow

Civil Aviation Aircraft Crash Investigators have been closely examining the wreckage of the Boeing 777 airliner which crashed last week narrowly missing 6 lanes of traffic and yet with no fatalities. British airways were quick to preserve the integri...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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