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Funny story: Clinton Once Planned Oral Sex Rendezvous With Bin Laden's Wives

Clinton Once Planned Oral Sex Rendezvous With Bin Laden's Wives

WASHINGTON -- Former President Bill Clinton once told an audience in Australia that he could have received oral sex from at least two dozen of Osama bin Laden's teen-age wives, and had in fact packed ennough cigars and sanitary smocks for the rendezv...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Caught Panhandling

Hillary Clinton Caught Panhandling

Philadelphia, PA-- Former first lady and secretary of state Hillary Clinton was spotted panhandling today outside a Starbux on Broad Street. Ms. Clinton was disguised in a dirty pink pantsuit and floppy hat, but her prominent cankles gave her away.
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Funny story: Who Is Paying For Hillary's Pizza Deliveries?

Who Is Paying For Hillary's Pizza Deliveries?

While students are looking forward to a 17% increase in tuition, Hillary's speaking fees of $225,000 at the University of Nevada in Las Vegas and $300,000 at the University of California, Los Angeles, remain a huge and difficult hard lump for these s...
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Funny story: Former Presidents Become Transexuals

Former Presidents Become Transexuals

Washington, DC-- All of the former presidents of the United States have changed their sex from male to female. Not one of the four men had any reason to switch genders. They did it simply because they wanted to. In a world gone completely insane,...
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Funny story: Still on the Run, Hillary Sighted at a Costco in Arlington

Still on the Run, Hillary Sighted at a Costco in Arlington

Arlington, Virginia (STT NEWS) - Hillary Clinton, sought nationwide after her daring escape from an official federal mental health facility, was most recently sighted at a Costco store across the Potomac in Arlington, Virginia. According to Demowire,...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Reveals She Was Original Member of "The Beverly Hillbillies"

Hillary Clinton Reveals She Was Original Member of "The Beverly Hillbillies"

New York City - Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton came out of the poor house long enough today, on her current book tour, to confess to the world how hard her life has been. She and former President Clinton were "dead broke." Clinton,...
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Funny story: Clinton scoops Lifetime Achievement Award from Felonious Monk Institute

Clinton scoops Lifetime Achievement Award from Felonious Monk Institute

Washington - A think tank commemorating thieving Russian monk Grigori Rasputin is to honor Bill Clinton with a lifetime achievement award. The bent shaman famously hypnotised the Tsar's relations into handing over millions of dollars-worth of pre...
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Funny story: Karl Rove's Doctor Say Hillary Clinton has just Six Months to Live

Karl Rove's Doctor Say Hillary Clinton has just Six Months to Live

Washington D. C. (Dead Chickens) - In a shocking statement Karl Rove's own Dr, Cornelious Hornblower, today stated after studying Hillary's photos, videos and horoscopes from the past 20 years, that she has just 6 months to live and should cut back o...
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Funny story: Nasty Brawl at Museum Dedication

Nasty Brawl at Museum Dedication

After opening remarks offered by ex-NYC Mayor Rudolph Giuliani at the dedication of the National 9/11 Memorial Museum at Ground Zero in Ney York city today, pointed remarks were yelled from the "leaders section" of the museum's gallery. Seemingly tak...
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Funny story: Bill and Hillary Clinton To Become Grandparents

Bill and Hillary Clinton To Become Grandparents

NEW YORK CITY - Bill and Hillary Clinton are proud to announce that their daughter Chelsea is expecting. Chelsea who is married to Marc Mezvinsky told her parents in a text message that pretty soon there will be one more Democrat in the USA. A...
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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton Pregnant With the anti-Christ

Chelsea Clinton Pregnant With the anti-Christ

Chelsea Clinton, the 34-year-old daughter of former wife cheater President Clinton and ex-Secretary of State and forgiving wife Hillary Rodham Clinton, announced Thursday that she and her husband, Marc Mezvinsky, are expecting the anti-Christ. Th...
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Funny story: Bush Ranch House Explosion

Bush Ranch House Explosion

While ex-President George W, Bush was on the book signing tour, he managed to watch the Ky/Uconn Championship game alongside former President Bill Clinton. What Bush and Laura didn't know, since she was in Florida, was that a drama was being playe...
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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton - I Taught My Mom How To Give Head

Chelsea Clinton - I Taught My Mom How To Give Head

In her first visit to South by Southwest Interactive, the tech-themed conference underway in Austin Texas, former first daughter Chelsea Clinton devoted the bulk of her prepared talk Tuesday to explaining how had to teach her mother "a lot of things"...
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Funny story: Hillary to study history in preparation for likely 2016 presidential run

Hillary to study history in preparation for likely 2016 presidential run

NEW YAWK, NEW YAWK -- In an effort to appear "tough," presidential candidate Hillary Clinton called Russian president Vladimir ("Vlad the Impaler") Putin "another Hitler." Except for Putin's mustache, she said, he looks just like the Nazi dictator...
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Funny story: Former President inaugurates Clinton Leadership Institute at IRA University

Former President inaugurates Clinton Leadership Institute at IRA University

Shergar, County Louse - Global Piss Process luminary Bill Clinton has opened a new college within Ireland's top postgraduate terrorism school in a dedication ceremony tarred and feathered - uh, marred! - by heckling. The former US president said h...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton sues over nude photo

Hillary Clinton sues over nude photo

NEW YAWK - Failed presidential candidate and controversial former secretary of state, Hillary Clinton recently had an employee of Bare It All Glamor Shots fired for having had the "temerity to photograph" her while she was naked. The employee, Joh...
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Funny story: Bill Clinton disses Obummer

Bill Clinton disses Obummer

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC - During the previous presidential election, former president Bill Clinton suppressed his true feelings for his wife's arch rival. To project the appearance of political unity within the Demcats Party, Clinton refrained from criti...
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Funny story: Kerry Kennedy is Bill Clinton's daughter and he commissioned the RFK hit

Kerry Kennedy is Bill Clinton's daughter and he commissioned the RFK hit

New York - Newly declassified papers from the 1960s have shed a lurid light on the woodshed conception of Kerry Kennedy, the human frights troll. Farrowed in a Shergar, County Louse cattle byre young Kerry was smuggled out of Eire straight into t...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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