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Funny story: Hillary sells her witches paraphernalia on EBAY

Hillary sells her witches paraphernalia on EBAY

Clinton Estate - According to our anonymous source, who wishes to be known only as "Bill", Hillary has been secluding herself in the basement where she has collected all her witches equipment: Broom with extra thick handle, black candles made from th...
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Funny story: She Thought I Was Sambo or Something: An Interview with Hillary Clinton

She Thought I Was Sambo or Something: An Interview with Hillary Clinton

My name is Chad Billings and I write for a very reputable magazine, The Republic Rag. I grew up in a middle-class neighborhood in a three-bedroom, two-bath split-level ranch, where I lived with my sister Martha (Marty for short). My parents were not divorced. My father worked at IBM like everyone else, which allowed my mother to stay home and take care of things until "the kids" were out of scho...
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Funny story: Authorities Called to Governor Pence's Mansion

Authorities Called to Governor Pence's Mansion

A host of authorities were called to 4750 North Meridian Avenue, Indianapolis, the governor's mansion, after a neighbor grew concerned over a raging fire, excessive smoke and an odd scent of burning flesh and hair. "The governor (Vice President to...
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Funny story: Election Night Drama: Hillary overheard giving spouse a tongue lashing!

Election Night Drama: Hillary overheard giving spouse a tongue lashing!

Once it was certain Hillary had lost the electoral college vote, according to insiders, she unloaded on her rumored-to-be philandering husband, Bill. (She had also had choice words for her once bestest gal-pal's hubby.) You son of a bitch, this is...
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Funny story: Trump Concedes, Calls Clinton to Congratulate Her

Trump Concedes, Calls Clinton to Congratulate Her

In a shocking turn of events Donald Trump has conceded the Election and admitted defeat to Hillary Clinton. Nearly 24 hours before the polls will close out west. Trump appeared on CNN at Trump Tower in Bogata, Idaho. "Let's get this right America!...
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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Leaked Hillary Clinton's Email Password

Monica Lewinsky Leaked Hillary Clinton's Email Password

Today U.S. intelligence services confirmed Monica Lewinsky, the infamous White House intern whose sole claim to fame is having performed fellatio on President Bill Clinton, leaked Hillary's email password to Wikileaks. Intelligent source are 100% co...
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Funny story: Trump Will Prove Bill Clinton Was Jack the Ripper

Trump Will Prove Bill Clinton Was Jack the Ripper

Gross, Nebraska From the campaign trail, Trump delivered the news that he said has recently been discovered by historians hired by the Trump organization, that Bill Clinton was, in fact, Jack the Ripper! "We have learned of some documents that wil...
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Funny story: Hillary Defends Bill's Reputation

Hillary Defends Bill's Reputation

At a press conference on Thursday night, Hillary Clinton blew off accusations that her husband was just as bad a womanizer as Donald Trump: "Come on, people," she protested. "It's not like my Billy goes around looking for a blow job. Quite on t...
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Funny story: Clinton "Blow Jobs for Votes™" Campaign Gathers Steam and Something Else

Clinton "Blow Jobs for Votes™" Campaign Gathers Steam and Something Else

As reported last weekend, Madonna officially kicked off the Clinton Blow Jobs for Votes™ campaign in front of a packed Madison Square Garden crowd before introducing comedian Amy Schumer. She said: "One more thing before I introduce this genius...
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Funny story: Bill Clinton Given Head for "Blow Jobs For Votes™" Campaign

Bill Clinton Given Head for "Blow Jobs For Votes™" Campaign

It leaked out yesterday that the Clinton camp has just launched its "Blow Jobs For Votes™" campaign. This after last Tuesday in Madison Square Garden Madonna pledged to perform oral sex on voters who cast their ballots for Hillary Clinton.
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Funny story: Bill Clinton, Donald Trump Caught in Gay Affair

Bill Clinton, Donald Trump Caught in Gay Affair

Reports have just surfaced of a gay affair between Donald Trump and Bill Clinton Apparently, The Donald grabs more than just pussies. "Yes", confirmed Trump, "my tie has tested positive for Bill's DNA. Really, though, I just wanted to get the st...
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Funny story: WikiLeaks Discloses Hillary's Unused Campaign Slogans

WikiLeaks Discloses Hillary's Unused Campaign Slogans

Washington, DC - Trump supporters waiting for their October surprise from WikiLeaks now have the ammunition they have been waiting for: Hillary Clinton's unused campaign slogans are described in several private hacked emails. The slogans were propo...
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Funny story: Melania Makes Trump Sleep on the Couch

Melania Makes Trump Sleep on the Couch

New York, NY - A livid Melania Trump is reacting to recent revelations that her husband Donald J. Trump grabs women by their genitals and kisses them. Sources state that Melania Trump now requires her husband to sleep on the living room couch at...
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Funny story: Trump team says time to take the gloves off Debate # 2

Trump team says time to take the gloves off Debate # 2

Donald Trump will spare no tactic in presidential debate number two, October 9. This means up front and nasty--with Hillary's marriage to Bill. "Last time I was kind to her, very decent," Mr. Trump has said. "But no more. That's the way it is,...
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Funny story: Bill Banging Bimbos

Bill Banging Bimbos

CHAPPAQUA, N.Y - The presidential campaign between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump reached a new low last week, even by Clinton standards, when the Hillary Clinton camp launched its barrage of misogynist, male chauvinist pig attacks at Donald Trump.
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Funny story: Hillary Should Smile When She Discusses Rape In Military

Hillary Should Smile When She Discusses Rape In Military

On Wednesday night, democratic nominee for president Hillary Clinton used her time during the Commander-in-Chief Forum to talk about, among other things, national security, and how to confront ISIS, veteran's suicide, rape in the military, and taking...
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Funny story: Hillary Explains Why She Needs So Many E-Mail Accounts

Hillary Explains Why She Needs So Many E-Mail Accounts

Washington, DC Hillary Clinton explained why she has so many e-mail accounts to the press. "I have one e-mail address I give to close friends, and then one I give to people that I want them to think are friends but aren't. There's another e-mail a...
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Funny story: Hillary Spotted at Trump Rally, Screams out to Bill for Help

Hillary Spotted at Trump Rally, Screams out to Bill for Help

Fairfield, CT -- At a rally last night, Donald J. Trump spotted a woman in the audience suspected to be Hillary Clinton. As Trump called for her "immediate eviction", the crowd became more rowdy. The mysterious woman raced out of the stadium, scream...
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Holiday tips from Santa!

When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.
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