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Funny story: Ex-President Bill Clinton Admits To "Still Being Troubled Over Balkan Bombing Campaign"

Ex-President Bill Clinton Admits To "Still Being Troubled Over Balkan Bombing Campaign"

Washington DC - Calling his cock a "massive pressure valve," former President Bill Clinton said that his sexual escapades with teenage Latin American prostitutes will "continue unabated" because they are his "only source of psychological release."...
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Funny story: Democratic Donors "Unfazed" By Hilary Clinton Email Scandal

Democratic Donors "Unfazed" By Hilary Clinton Email Scandal

Washington DC - Big time Democratic blood and organ donors vowed to "up their game" in the face of attacks on Hilary Clinton. "I'll give her my other kidney," said the Chairman of the Organs For Hilary Campaign, Zachary Brown "We don't have bea...
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Funny story: Plastic Surgery Horror Sidelines Hillary Clinton

Plastic Surgery Horror Sidelines Hillary Clinton

Washington, DC-- The biggest unkept secret in Washington these days is that Hillary Clinton has gone into hiding. The former first lady has refused to show her face in public for the last two weeks. Now, Clinton insiders are leaking the horrible tr...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Caught Writing Spoofs For TheSpoof.com

Hillary Clinton Caught Writing Spoofs For TheSpoof.com

New York, NY-- Hillary Clinton is in more hot water today after it was revealed she is a writer for TheSpoof.com. Her private email account was found to have links to this very website. It is now certain she will never be elected president in 2016.
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Funny story: Hilary Clinton Promises "Clinton Era Economy, Minus White House Blow Jobs"

Hilary Clinton Promises "Clinton Era Economy, Minus White House Blow Jobs"

Baltimore - Presidential hopeful Hilary Clinton promised supporters at a $5,000 a forkful fundraiser that her administration would bring back the "roaring engine of economic prosperity" of her husband's administration without the distraction of her h...
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Funny story: Hillbilly Clinton "misremembers" previous lies

Hillbilly Clinton "misremembers" previous lies

In the wake of Bri Willyums' lies about his "adventures and misadventures in and out of combat," renewed interest has arisen with regard to former First Lady-Senator-presidential candidate-Secretary of State Hillbilly Clinton's claim that she landed...
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Funny story: Secretary Clinton asks again, "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

Secretary Clinton asks again, "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

According to intimates, in case she is unsuccessful in her 2016 presidential bid, Hillbilly Clinton is secretly preparing for an alternative career as either a scientist, a kindergarten teacher, or a writer for Heartbreak Greetings Cards. She has...
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Funny story: Despite polls, Hillary says no to servicing Mitt

Despite polls, Hillary says no to servicing Mitt

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC/AC - Hillary Clintoon is celebrating the news: forty percent of the respondents to a Phew Poll affirmed that they want to see a woman in the Oval Orifice. Clintoon (Hillary, not Bill), who may run for president in 2016, beamed...
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Funny story: Hillary addresses world domination convention in Las Vegas

Hillary addresses world domination convention in Las Vegas

Ms. Hillary Rodham Clinton (aka HRC) addressed the annual WDC yesterday, blue eyes flashing. Her candidacy is just about wrapped up, she stated, in the sense of publicly announcing what everyone already knows. She will be running for president through 2024 and beyond if possible. If FDR could run more than twice, why not HRC? This line brought sustained, loud applause, and shouts of...
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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Couldn't Dodge Bubba's Crooked Pocket Rocket

Monica Lewinsky Couldn't Dodge Bubba's Crooked Pocket Rocket

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a speech before a woman's group, Monica Lewinsky was unable to justify blaming herself or President Clinton for the notorious affair she had with Clinton in the Oval Office. Implying that she was the unwitting collateral dama...
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Funny story: Clinton Once Planned Oral Sex Rendezvous With Bin Laden's Wives

Clinton Once Planned Oral Sex Rendezvous With Bin Laden's Wives

WASHINGTON -- Former President Bill Clinton once told an audience in Australia that he could have received oral sex from at least two dozen of Osama bin Laden's teen-age wives, and had in fact packed ennough cigars and sanitary smocks for the rendezv...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Caught Panhandling

Hillary Clinton Caught Panhandling

Philadelphia, PA-- Former first lady and secretary of state Hillary Clinton was spotted panhandling today outside a Starbux on Broad Street. Ms. Clinton was disguised in a dirty pink pantsuit and floppy hat, but her prominent cankles gave her away.
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Funny story: Who Is Paying For Hillary's Pizza Deliveries?

Who Is Paying For Hillary's Pizza Deliveries?

While students are looking forward to a 17% increase in tuition, Hillary's speaking fees of $225,000 at the University of Nevada in Las Vegas and $300,000 at the University of California, Los Angeles, remain a huge and difficult hard lump for these s...
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Funny story: Former Presidents Become Transexuals

Former Presidents Become Transexuals

Washington, DC-- All of the former presidents of the United States have changed their sex from male to female. Not one of the four men had any reason to switch genders. They did it simply because they wanted to. In a world gone completely insane,...
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Funny story: Still on the Run, Hillary Sighted at a Costco in Arlington

Still on the Run, Hillary Sighted at a Costco in Arlington

Arlington, Virginia (STT NEWS) - Hillary Clinton, sought nationwide after her daring escape from an official federal mental health facility, was most recently sighted at a Costco store across the Potomac in Arlington, Virginia. According to Demowire,...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Reveals She Was Original Member of "The Beverly Hillbillies"

Hillary Clinton Reveals She Was Original Member of "The Beverly Hillbillies"

New York City - Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton came out of the poor house long enough today, on her current book tour, to confess to the world how hard her life has been. She and former President Clinton were "dead broke." Clinton,...
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Funny story: Clinton scoops Lifetime Achievement Award from Felonious Monk Institute

Clinton scoops Lifetime Achievement Award from Felonious Monk Institute

Washington - A think tank commemorating thieving Russian monk Grigori Rasputin is to honor Bill Clinton with a lifetime achievement award. The bent shaman famously hypnotised the Tsar's relations into handing over millions of dollars-worth of pre...
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Funny story: Nasty Brawl at Museum Dedication

Nasty Brawl at Museum Dedication

After opening remarks offered by ex-NYC Mayor Rudolph Giuliani at the dedication of the National 9/11 Memorial Museum at Ground Zero in Ney York city today, pointed remarks were yelled from the "leaders section" of the museum's gallery. Seemingly tak...
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Fat Albert Disassociates Himself from Bill Cosby

Most people thought I was just a character made up by Bill Cosby, or maybe just one of his multiple personalities, but I'm real and I'm tired of Cosby telling me I have to remain fat "for my image!"
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