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Funny story:  Chelsea Clinton Pregnant With the anti-Christ

Chelsea Clinton Pregnant With the anti-Christ

Chelsea Clinton, the 34-year-old daughter of former wife cheater President Clinton and ex-Secretary of State and forgiving wife Hillary Rodham Clinton, announced Thursday that she and her husband, Marc Mezvinsky, are expecting the anti-Christ. Th...
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Funny story:  Bush Ranch House Explosion

Bush Ranch House Explosion

While ex-President George W, Bush was on the book signing tour, he managed to watch the Ky/Uconn Championship game alongside former President Bill Clinton. What Bush and Laura didn't know, since she was in Florida, was that a drama was being playe...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Clinton - I Taught My Mom How To Give Head

Chelsea Clinton - I Taught My Mom How To Give Head

In her first visit to South by Southwest Interactive, the tech-themed conference underway in Austin Texas, former first daughter Chelsea Clinton devoted the bulk of her prepared talk Tuesday to explaining how had to teach her mother "a lot of things"...
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Funny story:  Hillary to study history in preparation for likely 2016 presidential run

Hillary to study history in preparation for likely 2016 presidential run

NEW YAWK, NEW YAWK -- In an effort to appear "tough," presidential candidate Hillary Clinton called Russian president Vladimir ("Vlad the Impaler") Putin "another Hitler." Except for Putin's mustache, she said, he looks just like the Nazi dictator...
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Funny story:  Former President inaugurates Clinton Leadership Institute at IRA University

Former President inaugurates Clinton Leadership Institute at IRA University

Shergar, County Louse - Global Piss Process luminary Bill Clinton has opened a new college within Ireland's top postgraduate terrorism school in a dedication ceremony tarred and feathered - uh, marred! - by heckling. The former US president said h...
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton sues over nude photo

Hillary Clinton sues over nude photo

NEW YAWK - Failed presidential candidate and controversial former secretary of state, Hillary Clinton recently had an employee of Bare It All Glamor Shots fired for having had the "temerity to photograph" her while she was naked. The employee, Joh...
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Funny story:  Bill Clinton disses Obummer

Bill Clinton disses Obummer

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC - During the previous presidential election, former president Bill Clinton suppressed his true feelings for his wife's arch rival. To project the appearance of political unity within the Demcats Party, Clinton refrained from criti...
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Funny story:  Kerry Kennedy is Bill Clinton's daughter and he commissioned the RFK hit

Kerry Kennedy is Bill Clinton's daughter and he commissioned the RFK hit

New York - Newly declassified papers from the 1960s have shed a lurid light on the woodshed conception of Kerry Kennedy, the human frights troll. Farrowed in a Shergar, County Louse cattle byre young Kerry was smuggled out of Eire straight into t...
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Funny story:  Pope put out a contract on Mayor Giuliani after Clintons clash

Pope put out a contract on Mayor Giuliani after Clintons clash

New York - The hit was ordered just weeks after the two-bullet 'suicide' of ex-Rose Law Firm attorney Vince Foster whose body was found in a Fort Marcy Park, Virginia car lot in 1993. This morning aides of ex-New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani recalled...
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Funny story:  Pardoned by Clinton ex-Dem congressman Mel Reynolds now in hot water with Zimbabwe cops

Pardoned by Clinton ex-Dem congressman Mel Reynolds now in hot water with Zimbabwe cops

Harare, Zimbabwe - His 78-month jail sentence for fraud and lying to SEC investigators was commuted to halfway house by outgoing President Bill Clinton who fought hard but failed to quash Reynolds' five year custodial term for 12 cunts - uh, counts!...
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Funny story:  Billionaire defense of wealth road tour stunned by audience response and awards program

Billionaire defense of wealth road tour stunned by audience response and awards program

Led by Thomas "Kristallnacht" Perkins, representatives of The Rich are using their pin-striped private jets to fly to large auditoriums around the USA and defend their wealth. Also attending are billionaire Samuel "the one percent work harder" Zel...
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Funny story:  Russian oligarchs revealed as Clinton Foundation bagmen

Russian oligarchs revealed as Clinton Foundation bagmen

Little Cock, Arkansas - Temperatures his a crazy 75 degrees at Sochi's VIP yachting marina this weekend where a motley ragbag of seedy Russian billionaires was seen toasting their tootsies in the balmy winter sunshine. Their IDs are the subject of...
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Funny story:  President Obama Tells Rand Paul To Stop Talking About Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky or Face The Wrath of The White House

President Obama Tells Rand Paul To Stop Talking About Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky or Face The Wrath of The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Word coming out of the White House is that President Obama is not at all happy with the way Kentucky Senator Rand Paul has been carrying on lately. According to Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine, who spoke to an inside...
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Funny story:  Bill Clinton shagged Elizabeth Hurley in the back of Scareforce One says sordid news scoop

Bill Clinton shagged Elizabeth Hurley in the back of Scareforce One says sordid news scoop

Washington - The former Bedazzled! and Austin Powers movie actress swears blind it was just emergency First Aid mouth to mouth resuscitation gone wrong after her tongue got caught in the president's zip. "All that turbulence on Air Force One made...
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Funny story:  Michelle Angry With Hillary: She Set Me Up!

Michelle Angry With Hillary: She Set Me Up!

Michelle Obama stated that it was nothing at the time but she has now changed her story about her husband and the Prime Minister of Denmark. A Source at the White House told our reporter that it was all a set-up so that Hillary could get back at...
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Funny story:  Obama May Be Going On Mount Rushmore!

Obama May Be Going On Mount Rushmore!

At a press conference this morning, President Obama announced that he is to be placed on Mount Rushmore. For one thing, this will create at least one thousand jobs and increase tourism in South Dakota. The White House Press Corps erupted in appla...
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Funny story:  Hillary Having Flashbacks Of Gunfire, Dodging Bullets!

Hillary Having Flashbacks Of Gunfire, Dodging Bullets!

Hillary Clinton, possible candidate for the Presidency in 2016, has been having flashbacks of the day she got caught in a crossfire and making a narrow escape in Bosnia 17 years ago. We got a copy of a report from a CIA hacked memo of Hillary's co...
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Funny story:  FBI strips Bill Clinton of his binoculars following 'I wanna see a woman in the White House' remarks

FBI strips Bill Clinton of his binoculars following 'I wanna see a woman in the White House' remarks

Washington AC/DC (Reuterus) - "He told us he was just stargazing at Comet Ison, Mr President," the chief of White House security explained to Barack Obama this morning, "until we extracted the smart chip that records everything he pointed the binocs...
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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