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Funny story:  The New England Patriots Sign Tim Tebow

The New England Patriots Sign Tim Tebow

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Coach Bill Belichick has said that he really feels that Tim Tebow can help the Pats. The New England coach spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said that he still is not sure how he will use Tebow...
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Funny story:  White Smoke from the Patriots on Tim Tebow

White Smoke from the Patriots on Tim Tebow

The word out of Foxboro lately is white smoke. Cardinal Bill Belichick is leading the conclave, and he has chosen to elect Tim Tebow to the team. Tebow was never a serious contender for the Patriots' big job, which is tied up for the foreseeable f...
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Funny story:  Father Bill Belichick Runs Patriots Version of Boys Town

Father Bill Belichick Runs Patriots Version of Boys Town

Alonzo Dennard, wayward boy of the New England Patriots, has been sentenced to serve thirty days in Nebraska at Boys Town Prison. Since he usually spends his time at Father Bill Belichick's home for wayward youth, this will be a piece of cake.
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Funny story:  Belichick's Latest Spying Scandal on Patriots' Wives

Belichick's Latest Spying Scandal on Patriots' Wives

With the accusation by former Patriot Ted Johnson in regard to the wife of Vince Wilfork, informants now reveal that all Coach Bill Belichick's personnel decisions are based on the players' wives. Ted Johnson, now a Houston Texan analyst and beaut...
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Funny story:  Life Without Welker Muddles On for the Patriots

Life Without Welker Muddles On for the Patriots

Now that Wes Welker won't be carrying Tom Brady next season, we may be looking at the biggest disaster since the sinking of the Titanic. For six years Tom Brady has been on the downslide. Time after time he could not find any other receivers. He w...
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Funny story:  Time To Fire Bill Belichick?

Time To Fire Bill Belichick?

Bill Belichick hates Wes Welker. You cannot deny it, Bill. The calculated plot to rid himself of a star who did not meet the cookie cutter mold that Belichick has created for his winning teams. Welker had a public sense of humor. It turns out t...
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Funny story:  Long Live King Belichick!

Long Live King Belichick!

Josh McDaniels has been anointed. It is not quite the River Jordan, but the media has dunked Josh into the Charles River to indicate that a greater one will follow Bill Belichick. Yes, the aimless speculation has been spurred by one particularly b...
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Funny story:  The Bill Belichick Xmas Special: Available on CD and DVD

The Bill Belichick Xmas Special: Available on CD and DVD

Now available for a limited time, you can hear and see the vivacious New England Patriot coach in all his glory, singing and dancing up a storm. This annual tradition happens about as often as the Patriots going to the post-season. Like the endles...
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Funny story:  Doc Rivers Pays Homage to His Fellow Legend, Bill Belichick

Doc Rivers Pays Homage to His Fellow Legend, Bill Belichick

Doc Rivers, coach of the Boston Celtics and friend of the coach of the New England Patriots, took in the Monday night game against the once-feared Houston Texans. Rivers was given the keys to the Belichick special box and also had an inside view o...
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Funny story:  Rex Ryan Versus Bill Belichick: It's Only a Game

Rex Ryan Versus Bill Belichick: It's Only a Game

Rex Ryan did the unthinkable. He defended this week's opposing coach to media criticism. Hearing that Coach Bill Belichick was under withering attack for playing Rob Gronkowski in garbage minutes. When a star player is seriously injured during a g...
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Funny story:  Coach Bill Belichick Trusts Pony Express for News

Coach Bill Belichick Trusts Pony Express for News

New England coach Bill Belichick held a press conference and announced he had not heard anything about Rob Gronkowski (his star tight end having broken a forearm). The Gronk, as he is affectionately known, had surgery at Mass. General Hospital ea...
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Funny story:  What Belichick Never Said to Talib at Their First Meeting

What Belichick Never Said to Talib at Their First Meeting

Whatever did Bill Belichick say to Aqib Talib when the latest New England Patriot showed up at Gillette Stadium? When asked at his press conference, the Head Coach declined to respond. This led certain wags to speculate about the possible advice o...
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Funny story:  Rex Ryan and Bill Belichick: Overrated and Underwhelmed

Rex Ryan and Bill Belichick: Overrated and Underwhelmed

A top-secret poll by a well-known sports magazine asked over 100 NFL players to name (anonymously) the most overrated coach in football. Hands down, Rex Ryan won the prize. Not since Norma Desmond came down those stairs for her closeup has there b...
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Funny story:  Losers of the Week: Bill Belichick and Replacement Refs

Losers of the Week: Bill Belichick and Replacement Refs

Bill Belichick found he had the losing lottery ticket in his hip pocket. He also saw a follies display by the NFL refs not seen since Florenz Ziegfeld put on shows in the 1930s. The NFL, apparently picking on losers this week, fined Mr. Belichick...
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Funny story:  Patriots Sign Hoomanawanui After Considering Kafka

Patriots Sign Hoomanawanui After Considering Kafka

If Bill Belichick believes in any philosophy, it must be surrealism. Unlike Bobby Valentine who lives a surreal professional life in the Red Sox dugout, Bill keeps his humor in tact by driving writers and media people into fits of madness. Whe...
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Funny story:  Valentine Receives Press Briefing Advice from Bill Belichick

Valentine Receives Press Briefing Advice from Bill Belichick

Bobby Valentine called Bill Belichick for advice on holding press conferences. As the master of dyspeptic answers, Belichick is well-known for putting his press followers to bed before the latest edition. Advice from the Patriot head coach came a...
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Funny story:  Gronk Plays The Invisible Man

Gronk Plays The Invisible Man

After the notorious "Summer of Gronk," a time when daily reports dominated the media on the antics of Rob Gronkowski, tight end and tweeter emeritus, we have lost all sight of the big New England Patriot superstar. Hitting home runs in a derby, po...
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Funny story:  Eagles Have Landed on Patriots Territory

Eagles Have Landed on Patriots Territory

As far as meaningless preseason games go, the prognosticators and tealeaf readers have gone for bear on the augurs. With the scandalous Red Sox dominating the tabloid pages, the Puritans of Bill Belichick frown on any senseless sinning. Thus, the...
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The Reason Illegal Aliens Are Staying Away

The U.S. Border Patrol stated the influx of illegal aliens is down by 17 percent. They say it's because illegal aliens do not want to come to a country that listens in on your phone conversations.

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