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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Says He Is Picking The Denver Broncos To Win The Super Bowl

Kim Jong Un Says He Is Picking The Denver Broncos To Win The Super Bowl

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy National News Agency has just announced that Kim Jong Un has made a Super Bowl prediction. The North Korean leader reportedly told his BFF former NBA star Dennis Rodman that he predicts that the Denver Bronc...
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Funny story: The New York Jets Fly Past The New England Patriots 30-27

The New York Jets Fly Past The New England Patriots 30-27

NEW YORK CITY - The New York Jets showed the New England Patriots that they are not as invincible as Coach Bill Belichick and quarterback Tom Brady think they are. The Jets beat the Boston boys 30-27 on an overtime field goal which now drops the P...
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Funny story: New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick Denies New Cheating Charge

New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick Denies New Cheating Charge

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Coach Bill Belichick is denying the recent allegations that he used an electronic sound monitoring device to listen in on the opposing team's huddles. According to Sports Balls Illustrated Daily the state-of-the-art dev...
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Funny story: Flowers Portend Patriot Future

Flowers Portend Patriot Future

PEACHTREE, ATLANTA- Playing in an igloo with Mattie Ice could be a chilling experience for Bill Belichick's hothouse flowers. The New England Patriots may be ripe for the plucking. Flores por los muertos? You may have a bunch soon. Experts and...
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Funny story: Belichick-Fearing Patriots Turn into Fraidy Cats

Belichick-Fearing Patriots Turn into Fraidy Cats

BACK ALLEY/GILLETTE STADIUM - The New England Patriots are running scared. They are also passing scared. Unfortunately, the Pats have everything to fear, including fear itself. The New England team has had a string of bad luck, and a string of bad...
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Funny story: Brandon Lloyd Suffers Side Effects from the After Effect

Brandon Lloyd Suffers Side Effects from the After Effect

GILLETTE STADIUM/ZOMBIELAND- The truth is indeed out there for Patriot fans. Now the real reason that Brandon Lloyd refused to return to the Patriots has been revealed. Yes, rumors are accurate. Brandon Lloyd has gone zombie. Having retired from t...
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Funny story: New England Coach Bill Belichick Wants Wes Welker Back Bad

New England Coach Bill Belichick Wants Wes Welker Back Bad

NEW ENGLAND - The way that Coach Bill Belichick's New England Patriots are losing receivers they may end up having to put in the team punter at the wide end slot. Due to the exodus of receivers Wes Welker, the injury to Rob Gronkowski, the convict...
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Funny story: Belichick Rewarded with New Contract by Patriots

Belichick Rewarded with New Contract by Patriots

GILLETTE STADIUM- Bill Belichick will not discuss his new contract extension. It could extend to infinity, or until he rebuilds the team to win another Super Bowl. He is probably refusing to talk about his contract in order to spare the feelings...
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Funny story: Belichick: No idea where Hernandez learned criminal disregard of others

Belichick: No idea where Hernandez learned criminal disregard of others

FOXBORO, MA--Speaking publicly for the first time about the murder charges facing former tight end Aaron Hernandez, Patriots head coach Bill Belichick emphasized that pathological wrongdoing and a lack of empathy for others were not the kind of v...
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Funny story: The Aaron Hernandez Bobblehead Dolls - The Good News and The Bad News

The Aaron Hernandez Bobblehead Dolls - The Good News and The Bad News

CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company that manufactures the Aaron Hernandez Bobblehead Doll has just made an announcement regarding the ex-New England Patriots player. Company spokesperson, Zandreeka LaSheena Lovecake, 29, said that they will be rec...
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Funny story: New England Patriots Player Aaron Hernandez Could End Up Playing Football In Prison

New England Patriots Player Aaron Hernandez Could End Up Playing Football In Prison

NORTH ATTLEBORO, Massachusetts - It appears that New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez has just found himself in a great big 44-gallon drum of hot water. Police have issued an arrest warrant for #81 on three different grounds. Hernandez i...
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Funny story: Kathie Lee Gifford Denies She's Pregnant With Regis Philbin's Twins

Kathie Lee Gifford Denies She's Pregnant With Regis Philbin's Twins

NEW YORK CITY - Kathie Lee Gifford has admitted that she still has a special place in her heart for her former Live With Regis & Kathie Lee host Regis Philbin. But the 59-year-old wife of ex-New York Giants player and NFL commentator Frank Gif...
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Funny story: The New England Patriots Sign Tim Tebow

The New England Patriots Sign Tim Tebow

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Coach Bill Belichick has said that he really feels that Tim Tebow can help the Pats. The New England coach spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said that he still is not sure how he will use Tebow...
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Funny story: White Smoke from the Patriots on Tim Tebow

White Smoke from the Patriots on Tim Tebow

The word out of Foxboro lately is white smoke. Cardinal Bill Belichick is leading the conclave, and he has chosen to elect Tim Tebow to the team. Tebow was never a serious contender for the Patriots' big job, which is tied up for the foreseeable f...
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Funny story: Father Bill Belichick Runs Patriots Version of Boys Town

Father Bill Belichick Runs Patriots Version of Boys Town

Alonzo Dennard, wayward boy of the New England Patriots, has been sentenced to serve thirty days in Nebraska at Boys Town Prison. Since he usually spends his time at Father Bill Belichick's home for wayward youth, this will be a piece of cake.
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Funny story: Belichick's Latest Spying Scandal on Patriots' Wives

Belichick's Latest Spying Scandal on Patriots' Wives

With the accusation by former Patriot Ted Johnson in regard to the wife of Vince Wilfork, informants now reveal that all Coach Bill Belichick's personnel decisions are based on the players' wives. Ted Johnson, now a Houston Texan analyst and beaut...
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Funny story: Life Without Welker Muddles On for the Patriots

Life Without Welker Muddles On for the Patriots

Now that Wes Welker won't be carrying Tom Brady next season, we may be looking at the biggest disaster since the sinking of the Titanic. For six years Tom Brady has been on the downslide. Time after time he could not find any other receivers. He w...
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Funny story: Time To Fire Bill Belichick?

Time To Fire Bill Belichick?

Bill Belichick hates Wes Welker. You cannot deny it, Bill. The calculated plot to rid himself of a star who did not meet the cookie cutter mold that Belichick has created for his winning teams. Welker had a public sense of humor. It turns out t...
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