10 Downing Street, LONDON: Over the past few days while jolly old Dave has been surfing, taking plenty of holidays, eating ice cream, there has been increasing Press reports of FEARS about security.
Dave Cameron, a puppet for the New World Order,...
The provisional offerings for accommodation on the farm were The Chicken Shack, or one of the many outlying buildings and stables, which were categorized under "Shack and Or".
The Chicken Shack is by far the largest building, as the farm's main bu...
Watford, Hertfordshire - A decidedly downmarket UK town once dubbed by Mahatma Gandhi as 'the arse-end of the universe' will be hosting this year's meeting of the smoke 'n' mirrors cabal known as the Bilderberg Group.
Announcing the 6-9 June gathe...
Belgium - The secretive Bildaburger Group has chosen cartoon character Gaston to run for the office of President of the United States of America, according to our source, Jamie Rockafeltafish, one of the elite with a big mouth.
According to our so...
Berlin - A secret lab here has leaked through our source, technician Splay Hindus, that a contagious microbe has been developed that renders men sterile in two days time, irreversibly.
The microbe, according to Hindus, produces a gene modificatio...
Switzerland - The secretive Bilderberg group plans to take reserve banking to the next level, according to Mr. Z, our confidential Bilderberg conference mole.
In a small caucus of top leaders, rife with royalty, it was decided to do away with the...
Wiltshire - The Shadow World Government cabal has been spotted holding its AGM in the secret subterranean monument.
New World Order sources said today the highly paranoid Group, founded by MI6/KGB double agent and ex-Harold Wilson era chancellor D...
Bilderbergerville, Switzerland - A maid at the convention here has purloined a copy of one of the addresses at the convention. According to our source, the maid, she made her own copy of this and is willing to risk publication.
The text follows:
June is the thick of the wedding season. Maybe also the time that we feel a sneaking admiration for, say, the evicted, and their tenacious powers o...
SWITZERLAND Secret Chalet - The Bilderburgers held again a secret meeting; this one only one reporter was able to infiltrate. Follows my account, as the infiltrator-reporter. I cannot reveal my alias within the Bilderburger group.
After a flurry of false reports and rumours that the 2008 Bilderberg meeting was held last weekend in Athens Greece, veteran reporter Jim Tucker has swept aside the reports.
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