NEW YORK CITY - Reports are that Queen Elizabeth is fit to be tied (once again) over the over exposure of granddaughter-in-law Kate Middleton AKA The Duchess of Cambridge.
Kate The Great and her husband William The Hubby were having a great time v...
Mustique - There's faux outrage from Buckingham Palace tonight at the publication of holiday snaps of Kate and Wills.
Secretly commissioned by the Palace PR machine the bootleg pics in an Italian rag look carefully staged for a dank and blear Febr...
LOS ANGELES - Ryan Seacrest has just remarked on his L.A. radio show that he thinks that Katy Perry may just have broken the record for the most marriage proposals in 48 hours.
He disclosed that he had spoken with the ex-Mrs. Russell Brand and she...
MALIBU BEACH - The beach that is the home to the stars was recently the setting for a photo shoot involving Christina Aguilera.
Christina had recently heard about the sad financial situation that Nadya Suleman AKA OctoMom was in and she wanted to...
Women across the country have revealed they do no feel "bikini ready" after pictures in the press showed former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell displaying her 'perfect 10' body in a green two-piece.
The average woman is a size 14 and weighs 10st 5lb, bu...
Paris - "You're not supposed to say 'Her Nipples Stood Out Like Perky Ripe Acorns' as Pippa eyed Nadal's thrusting ballgame," a microblogger has warned adoring tennis fans.
"It's more like 'Succulent Raspberries In The Summer Sunshine', guys!" ano...
Sultry actress, Michelle Keegan, probably better known as Tina McIntyre, out of the world's best loved soap opera, Coronation Street, has apparently been photographed in the world's most miniscule bikini, and the lads mags are knocking one another's...
MIAMI BEACH - One of reality televisions most recognizable personalities Josie Goldberg was in Miami Beach having a whale of a good time, ah lets change that to a heck of a good time.
The voluptuous 26-year-old strolled and trolled up and down the...
Jeff Probst, hit television series host for the Survivor franchise has the unenviable task of distancing himself from contestants, especially when some of them look pretty good in a bikini.
"Sometimes the distance isn't all that great", says assis...
Every weekend for the past four years, according to an article from "The Ugly Truth", the members of the New Beginnings Ministries church in Landsworth, Ohio have gathered together in front of The Foxy Box Strip Club and attempted to shame customers...
MARBELLA, Spain - Kerry Katona was showing off her fine-looking body while wearing a red bikini in the romantic city of Marbella Spain, a town noted for producing more fighting bulls than any other city in Europe.
Katona certainly was not shy abou...
HOLLYWOOD - Frankie Avalon, a 50s and 60s movie icon, who appeared in almost every single beach movie ever made has just been signed to appear in Beach Blanket Viagra, which will be his 73rd beach movie.
Appearing with Avalon will be Heidi Montag,...
The reigning Miss England and fellow beauty pageant contestants tried to show that "less is more" on Thursday by posing in sportswear instead of stereotypical swimwear.
Miss England, Lance Corporal Katrina Hodge, and others, have rejected the tra...
BALI - The host of GMTV with Lorraine, Lorraine Kelly showed off her trimmed down figure while swimming in the waters of Bali.
The 50-year-old breakfast show host frolicked, romped, and reveled to her hearts content on the beach while onlookers po...
A clothing chain has withdrawn the sale of its range of padded bikini tops for girls as young as seven following criticism.
The company apologised to perverts everywhere for "causing undue excitement" and said it would donate profits to a local sp...
LONDON - A newsreader, has "Outed" herself in a surprise announcement that caused thousands of male fans to say 'what da eff?'
The 40-year-old graduate of London University and Christine Keeler College said in an interview with the lesbian publica...
Washington, D.C. - A U.S. Coast Guard naval vessel patrolling the Potomac River has fired on a vessel full of voluptuous blonde ladies taking part in a photo shoot for the swimwear edition of a top men's magazine, while President Obama was heading ac...
London, UK-Teen Werewolf, Chandak Mingan, was successful at keeping his bikini wax job a secret from his parents until the first full moon. As the moon rose on that fateful night he remained hairless. Big, naked, and with long, sharp claws, but still...