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Funny story: OMG, someone's put a slug in Courtney Stodden's lettuce bikini

OMG, someone's put a slug in Courtney Stodden's lettuce bikini

Washington DC - Something slimy has creeped its way out of Courtney Stodden's Butterhead lettuce bikini during a vegan beauty parade. And nibbled a hole in the Iceberg leaves that barely cover the TV star's 44DD bikini cups. TV cameramen filmi...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Bares Her Butt in Teeny Bikini Lost In There Somewhere.

Kim Kardashian Bares Her Butt in Teeny Bikini Lost In There Somewhere.

According to Kim Kardashian she's tired of the jokes about her behind so she went to a beach, let the cameramen and reporters know ahead of time and worn a teen bikini that revealed her butt for everyone to see. "There, I hope everyone is happy no...
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Funny story: Joan Collins Stuns In New Bikini Reveal!

Joan Collins Stuns In New Bikini Reveal!

Former Dynasty superstar Joan Collins turned more than a few heads last weekend in Monaco when the forever young star showed off her new Bob Macky canary yellow bikini. The 81 year old glamour girl didn't look a day over 50 as she lounged on the b...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton & Stephen Hawking Discuss The String Theory

Paris Hilton & Stephen Hawking Discuss The String Theory

Paris Hilton: Every time I put on one of my string bikinis and walk out on the beach, I draw a pretty good crowd so I think that the string theory is magnetic in nature. Stephen Hawking: Over the past few decades, a single explanatory framework, now called the "string theory", has emerged that may turn out to be the ultimate theory of the universe. Many physicists believe that, at the beginnin...
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Funny story: Florida town tells "exhibitionists" to butt out

Florida town tells "exhibitionists" to butt out

ROUND ASS VILLAGE, FL - "If you dare to bare," Mayor Ima Blueblood warns would-be exhibitionists, "beware: in Round Ass, we don't want to see your derriere." In fact, being too cheeky in Ima's town could result in a month's sentence to jail fo...
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Funny story: Moms-to-be show all in pregnant women's bikini contest

Moms-to-be show all in pregnant women's bikini contest

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM, TEXASS -- The Pre-Labor Day Pregnant Belly Bikini Contest has a mission. "It's not all about T&A, like most bikini contests," says Boo Bee, the contest's creator. "It's about women's self-images, about their self-co...
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Funny story: Awkward Moment Shared at Bikini Espresso Stand

Awkward Moment Shared at Bikini Espresso Stand

VANCOUVER, WA-What was supposed to be a simple coffee purchase turned in to a critical moment in the career of George Blankenship, associate professor of English at Washington State University Vancouver as he exchanged glances with one of his Feminis...
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Funny story: Rihanna Draws The Line At The Clitoral Tattoo

Rihanna Draws The Line At The Clitoral Tattoo

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Rihanna loves nothing better than to show off her numerous tattoos to not only her close friends but to mere acquaintances as well. She has said that she feels like her body is merely an easel and her tattoo artist is the legendar...
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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Confesses That Her New Pixie Haircut Has Made Her Feel Sexier

Pamela Anderson Confesses That Her New Pixie Haircut Has Made Her Feel Sexier

LOS ANGELES - Pamela Anderson is credited with taking a regular bikini swimsuit and transforming it into an erotic accessory to her sensuous body. The former Bay Watch beauty recently said that there were days on the show when she would wear her s...
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Funny story: Wyoming Bans Bikini Waxing

Wyoming Bans Bikini Waxing

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - In a surprise move the Wyoming State Senate has just passed a bill that makes it illegal for women to get a bikini wax. State Senator Stratford Lillinsteen [R-Casper] said that the bill was voted in by an overwhelming vote of 2...
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Funny story: Green Arrow (and Speedy)

Green Arrow (and Speedy)

Perhaps the pimple-face adolescent boys who moved their lips as they read the simple text and gazed at the colorful (mostly green) drawings didn't suspect, but anyone who'd ever read a story featuring the Caped Crusader and his sidekick, the Boy Wonder, would understand, at once, that the comic book hero Green Arrow and his assistant Speedy were obvious knockoffs of Batman and Robin. While the...
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Funny story: Playboy Playmates

Playboy Playmates

In The Secret of Wealth and Happiness, Hu Humpher, under the pen name Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy magazine, explains what led to his success: the Playboy Playmate. For anyone who may be visiting from another planet, a Playboy Playmate is a full-color, glossy, airbrushed photograph of a nude woman with a staple through at least one portion (and usually two) of her anatomy. She is also someti...
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Funny story: Hollyweird's hottest: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Hollyweird's hottest: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt came to fame when she starred in the TV sitcom Partying with Five, in which she played Sarah Reeves Marin, a promiscuous teen tart. She also raised eyebrows (and male appendages) as Julie James in the 1997 motion picture I Know What My Breasts Did Last Summer. Her curvaceous body--she has an amazing rack!--made it clear that she had "grown" considerably, both as an actress and...
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Funny story: Well-Endowed Bikini Mom Kicked Out of A Water Park For Being Too Voluptuously Sexy!

Well-Endowed Bikini Mom Kicked Out of A Water Park For Being Too Voluptuously Sexy!

INDEPENDENCE, Missouri - A 42-year-old woman identified as Madeline Schaffer took her 14-year-old daughter to The Shiver Me Timbers Water Park in Independence. Schaffer said that she and her little girl were having a fantastic time when all of a s...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian's Skimpy Bikini Photo is Allegedly Air Brushed, Photoshopped, and Altered Like Hell

Kim Kardashian's Skimpy Bikini Photo is Allegedly Air Brushed, Photoshopped, and Altered Like Hell

VENICE BEACH - According to a very close friend, Kim Kardashian has really been hurt by all the press about her being so fat that she is starting to resemble a human volcano. Of course her one-day-to-be ex-husband Kris Humphries is the one who tag...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton's Blue Bikinied Baby Bump Papped

Kate Middleton's Blue Bikinied Baby Bump Papped

NEW YORK CITY - Reports are that Queen Elizabeth is fit to be tied (once again) over the over exposure of granddaughter-in-law Kate Middleton AKA The Duchess of Cambridge. Kate The Great and her husband William The Hubby were having a great time v...
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Funny story: Palace Rent-A-Pap Snaps Scrawny-Arsed Kate And Droopy Wills

Palace Rent-A-Pap Snaps Scrawny-Arsed Kate And Droopy Wills

Mustique - There's faux outrage from Buckingham Palace tonight at the publication of holiday snaps of Kate and Wills. Secretly commissioned by the Palace PR machine the bootleg pics in an Italian rag look carefully staged for a dank and blear Febr...
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Funny story: Thanks To Her Bare Bottom Photo, Katy Perry Has Received 873 Marriage Proposals

Thanks To Her Bare Bottom Photo, Katy Perry Has Received 873 Marriage Proposals

LOS ANGELES - Ryan Seacrest has just remarked on his L.A. radio show that he thinks that Katy Perry may just have broken the record for the most marriage proposals in 48 hours. He disclosed that he had spoken with the ex-Mrs. Russell Brand and she...
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