Scientists in Siberia revealed they have found DNA evidence of sasquatch in a remote, deeply forested area. The asteroid strike flushed dozens of sasquatch out of a thick forest. The human-ape hybrids were seen from the air running around manically t...
Hollywood, CA - Scientists on Sunset Strip who received the cadaver that was Bigfoot, have completed their DNA analysis. Photographs reveal a human appearance with the exception of the overall size. At 10 feet high and 900 pounds, Bigfoot is larger...
DALLAS, Texas (ABSNN) - Texas, long the foe of evolution, is back in the news today thanks to a report from a Texas veterinarian who told reporters that DNA samples prove that the legendary "Bigfoot is part human-well, at least Bigfoot's penis is hum...
Well, actually, make that plural: SECRETS. There's definitely more than one.
NASA is being tightlipped, only saying that the rover Curiosity has discovered something exciting that warrants further investigation. Supposedly more info is forth...
Garden of England - "Maybe it's an escapee from the Scientologists' Saint Hill Manor bunker," retired local X-Files sleuth Bob 'Mulder' Damson commented as news of the eight foot beastie's sighting broke.
The ruddy-furred yeti seen marauding Royal...
While vacationing in Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands, Bigfoot, also known as Mr. Sasquatch, reported taking the best photo yet of the storied Loch Ness Monster.
Bigfoot, a three-meter-tall-ape-like creature, was visiting Scotland from his home...
Is he shy? Too busy to engage with others? Fearful of capture?
The surprising answer is: None of the above. Bigfoot has been in touch with a Spoof reporter, explaining for the first time why he is in hiding.
It started with a simple te...
According to a recent global survey, 9.8 out of 10 women from many countries around the world get excited at the mention of the possibility of a human-like creature, but with exceptionally large feet.
At the mere mention of the name Big Foot, most(all) of these women start to imagine a manly, beefy, hulk-like giant with feet, twice the size of any average man. One of these women says, "You...
Space - A colony of mutant species from the Bradypodidae genus of three-toed sloths is suspected of being indigenous to the newly discovered planet.
Imagery from NASA's Kepler space telescope reveals the distinctive arboreal critters whose closest...
A colony of ape-like cryptids has been discovered and slaughtered by Russian soldiers on a millitary training exercise in the Kemerova region of Siberia.
The creatures, known more commonly as Yetis or Abominable Snowmen, were thought to be nothi...
Police were today looking for witnesses after Mr Yeti, the missing link between humans and apes, was stolen from his home in London.
He was last seen strapped to the back of a flatbed Ford Transit, identical to the one sought in connection with t...
The Sun has today reported that Cheryl Cole, following her acrimonious split from footballer husband Ashley, has began dating the political refugee and former abominable snowman Mr Yeti.
Yeti, 46, thought to be the missing link between humans and...
Human rights group Sanctuary International say they will fight any moves to have a Tibetan asylum seeker deported.
Mr Yeti, 46, a lecturer at Kings College and the only living example of the legendary 'abominable snowman' ever recorded, is accuse...
The mysterious and elusive Yeti, believed to be the missing link between humans and the great apes, has finally been discovered.
Standing seven feet and with thick white fur, the existence of this large primate thought to have evolved from the gr...
Mild mannered Burnley family man Alvin Topping 52 has come forward to local officials and turned himself in as the elusive Bigfoot alias the Sasquatch and Yeti.
Topping, an actuarial by trade and clean shaven, seems an unlikely candidate for Bigfo...
Jody McMullin of Denver, Colorado is not a violent woman. In fact she is known for her even temper. But when her favorite pair of purple and white poc-a-dot socks came out of the washer one sock short of a pair, Jody McMullin lost it.
At 12:45...
There is going to be a special scientific facility to study yetis. The yeti is a homanid form which is a sub-branch of the humanoid form.
There have been reports of yetis, abominable snowmen and 'big foot' in various remote mountainous areas of the world with dense forestation.
The creatures are sub-human and are able to 'mate' with humans and it is speculated that there are yeti descendant...
Mt. Clemens, MICHIGAN - The city of Mt. Clemens, Michigan is once again in the news for Bigfoot sightings as it seems that several citizens have phoned the local police station claiming to have witnessed what they believe are large, hairy ape-lik...