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Funny story: Ask Bigfoot, he never lies...

Ask Bigfoot, he never lies...

Question: So where have you been? Answer: Just hanging around in the woods. Question: What do you like to eat? Answer: Huckleberries, salmon, deer, rodents, and the occasional dog. Question: What is your favorite pastime? Answer: Evading humans. Question: Do you only live in the U.S.? Answer: Nope, I have relatives all over the world. Ever hear of the Yeti, the Yeren,...
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Funny story: Move Over Bigfoot - BigBoobs A New Species, Say Scientists!

Move Over Bigfoot - BigBoobs A New Species, Say Scientists!

Dr. Armad D'Emery has astounded the world of science with a recorded sighting of the first BigBoob! "BigBoobs are even more rare than the BigFoot", he told reporters. "Of course, the military poo-poos the existence of even BigFoot but the militar...
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Funny story: Bigfoot and I: Are we off to 'American Idol'?

Bigfoot and I: Are we off to 'American Idol'?

1. "Bigfoots," the thing said. "That's the formal, plural, grammatically correct term you should always use regarding my species. We're Gigantapithicus apes. That's our scientific name, but you should never, ever, ever say 'Bigfeets.'" I was really surprised that Bigfoot could talk. He spoke crystal clear English and had perfect diction, too. "Too many people come out here looking for...
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Funny story: Little Foot Discovered

Little Foot Discovered

Ben Africa, noted authority on African animals, and recent "chair" in the athletic department at Notre Dame in South Bend, Indiana revealed that he had possibly discovered a "Little Foot" in the Juba area in South Sudan. He admitted that they were...
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Funny story: Sasquatch DNA Evidence Found

Sasquatch DNA Evidence Found

Scientists in Siberia revealed they have found DNA evidence of sasquatch in a remote, deeply forested area. The asteroid strike flushed dozens of sasquatch out of a thick forest. The human-ape hybrids were seen from the air running around manically t...
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Funny story: Bigfoot captured at last

Bigfoot captured at last

Hollywood, CA - Scientists on Sunset Strip who received the cadaver that was Bigfoot, have completed their DNA analysis. Photographs reveal a human appearance with the exception of the overall size. At 10 feet high and 900 pounds, Bigfoot is larger...
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Funny story: Texas vet says DNA proves Bigfoot is part human, 'At least his penis is'

Texas vet says DNA proves Bigfoot is part human, 'At least his penis is'

DALLAS, Texas (ABSNN) - Texas, long the foe of evolution, is back in the news today thanks to a report from a Texas veterinarian who told reporters that DNA samples prove that the legendary "Bigfoot is part human-well, at least Bigfoot's penis is hum...
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Funny story: Planet Mars Reports "I've Got a Secret"

Planet Mars Reports "I've Got a Secret"

Well, actually, make that plural: SECRETS. There's definitely more than one. NASA is being tightlipped, only saying that the rover Curiosity has discovered something exciting that warrants further investigation. Supposedly more info is forth...
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Funny story: Kent Bigfoot traced to Lisa Marie Presley's country pile

Kent Bigfoot traced to Lisa Marie Presley's country pile

Garden of England - "Maybe it's an escapee from the Scientologists' Saint Hill Manor bunker," retired local X-Files sleuth Bob 'Mulder' Damson commented as news of the eight foot beastie's sighting broke. The ruddy-furred yeti seen marauding Royal...
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Funny story: Bigfoot Claims to Have Taken Best Picture Yet of Loch Ness Monster

Bigfoot Claims to Have Taken Best Picture Yet of Loch Ness Monster

While vacationing in Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands, Bigfoot, also known as Mr. Sasquatch, reported taking the best photo yet of the storied Loch Ness Monster. Bigfoot, a three-meter-tall-ape-like creature, was visiting Scotland from his home...
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Funny story: Why Bigfoot Hides; The Name Game

Why Bigfoot Hides; The Name Game

Is he shy? Too busy to engage with others? Fearful of capture? The surprising answer is: None of the above. Bigfoot has been in touch with a Spoof reporter, explaining for the first time why he is in hiding. It started with a simple te...
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Funny story: The idea of Big Foot appeals to most women

The idea of Big Foot appeals to most women

According to a recent global survey, 9.8 out of 10 women from many countries around the world get excited at the mention of the possibility of a human-like creature, but with exceptionally large feet. At the mere mention of the name Big Foot, most(all) of these women start to imagine a manly, beefy, hulk-like giant with feet, twice the size of any average man. One of these women says, "You...
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Funny story: Giant colony of sloths already inhabits Kepler-22b

Giant colony of sloths already inhabits Kepler-22b

Space - A colony of mutant species from the Bradypodidae genus of three-toed sloths is suspected of being indigenous to the newly discovered planet. Imagery from NASA's Kepler space telescope reveals the distinctive arboreal critters whose closest...
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Funny story: Colony of Yetis or Abominable Snowmen Discovered and Killed In Siberia

Colony of Yetis or Abominable Snowmen Discovered and Killed In Siberia

A colony of ape-like cryptids has been discovered and slaughtered by Russian soldiers on a millitary training exercise in the Kemerova region of Siberia. The creatures, known more commonly as Yetis or Abominable Snowmen, were thought to be nothi...
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Funny story: Abominable Snowman stolen by Hadron thieves

Abominable Snowman stolen by Hadron thieves

Police were today looking for witnesses after Mr Yeti, the missing link between humans and apes, was stolen from his home in London. He was last seen strapped to the back of a flatbed Ford Transit, identical to the one sought in connection with t...
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Funny story: Sun says Cheryl Cole and Abominable Snowman an item

Sun says Cheryl Cole and Abominable Snowman an item

The Sun has today reported that Cheryl Cole, following her acrimonious split from footballer husband Ashley, has began dating the political refugee and former abominable snowman Mr Yeti. Yeti, 46, thought to be the missing link between humans and...
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Funny story: "Abominable Snowman cannot be deported" says Rights Group

"Abominable Snowman cannot be deported" says Rights Group

Human rights group Sanctuary International say they will fight any moves to have a Tibetan asylum seeker deported. Mr Yeti, 46, a lecturer at Kings College and the only living example of the legendary 'abominable snowman' ever recorded, is accuse...
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Funny story: Abominable Snowman claims asylum

Abominable Snowman claims asylum

The mysterious and elusive Yeti, believed to be the missing link between humans and the great apes, has finally been discovered. Standing seven feet and with thick white fur, the existence of this large primate thought to have evolved from the gr...
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