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Funny story: Peaceful Or Happier

Peaceful Or Happier

Broadland, Norfolk, is said to be the most peaceful local council area in the UK, and Lewisham, London, to be the least; but the tiny Hampshire village of Ower close to Southampton claims to be one of the happiest villages in the UK. The village h...
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Funny story: LL Cool J and Duncan Ferguson front new Neighbourhood Watch Campaign

LL Cool J and Duncan Ferguson front new Neighbourhood Watch Campaign

American rapper LL Cool J and ex-footballer Duncan Ferguson are to spearhead a new neighbourhood watch initiative, it has been announced. The move, encouraging residents to batter the shite out of intruders, comes days after LL Cool J reportedly...
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Funny story: Lord Cameron To Outlaw Poorlessness

Lord Cameron To Outlaw Poorlessness

Tory leader, Lord Cameron of Snooty, announced the largest shake up of welfare reforms this week since Hitlers' rise to power in 1930's Berlin. In a speech, clearly designed to appease the Conservative Right, Lord Cameron launched a blistering at...
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Funny story: Councils urge the elderly to pay for snow removal

Councils urge the elderly to pay for snow removal

After the weekend's heavy snowfalls claimed the lives of five elderly residents in the UK, councils are urging their elderly relatives to pay for snow clearing rather than attempt it themselves. "Snow is quite heavy," said councillor, Rob Roberts...
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Funny story: Cameron appoints Gazza to 'troubleshoot' problem families

Cameron appoints Gazza to 'troubleshoot' problem families

Ministers say problem families are costing the state billions of pounds. David Cameron has announced a £448 trillion plan to identify and get help to the most troubled families in England. A network of "troubleshooters" will be given responsibilit...
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Funny story: Volunteering Survey Paints False Picture Says Media Boss

Volunteering Survey Paints False Picture Says Media Boss

A survey suggesting levels of volunteering are at a ten-year low has been slammed by a local media magnate. According to the annual Citizenship Survey, just 39 per cent of people took part in some form of volunteering over the past year. This rep...
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Funny story: Cameron: 'We All Belong to the same Society'

Cameron: 'We All Belong to the same Society'

David Cameron has discovered that old Etonians belong to the same society as rioters on the streets of London. He also considers moral failings are not confined to the 'underclass of society'. To equal things out a bit Eton will now be open to you...
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Funny story: Nick Clegg too busy doing Cameron's chores to participate in Big Society

Nick Clegg too busy doing Cameron's chores to participate in Big Society

In a radio interview Nick Clegg has exclusively revealed that he will not take part in David Cameron's Big Society as he's "too busy" doing the Prime Minister's chores. As well as undertaking his duties as Deputy Prime Minister and leader of the L...
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Funny story: Disruptive Pupils to Take Charge of Classes in BigSoc

Disruptive Pupils to Take Charge of Classes in BigSoc

BIRMINGHAM - In the face of Cameron's cultural directive, Big Society, a group of pupils at a local secondary school have taken charge of thier class. Big Society is allowing volunteers to run certain things that local councils or the government w...
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Funny story: David Cameron Found to Have Failed Secondary School Mathematics

David Cameron Found to Have Failed Secondary School Mathematics

LONDON - After David Cameron strongly reinforced his BigSoc idea, while in the face of severe cuts, has caused many commentators to say that the people will 'do less with even less', prompting a dig around by this reporter at Cameron's secondary scho...
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Funny story: Cameron Admitted to Mental Institute After Delusions About BigSoc

Cameron Admitted to Mental Institute After Delusions About BigSoc

LONDON - After PM Cameron went around the country taking about his new cultural directive, Big Society, the man has fallen into a state of mental sickness. According to doctors, Cameron had been suffering from 'delusions' that BS was going to work...
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Funny story: JLS to try and sell David Cameron's Big Society

JLS to try and sell David Cameron's Big Society

Destroyer of music JLS have been asked by David Cameron to try and sell his failing Big Society. JLS were asked by the Prime Minister to sell the idea as the past few years have shown that the boyband will sell anything and, like the Big Society,...
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Funny story: "Big Society" launched by Prime Minister David Cameron

"Big Society" launched by Prime Minister David Cameron

Following on from promises made at the time of the election, Prime Minister David Cameron, along with a number of fellow expense-claimers, launched his new "Big Society" initiative. Aimed at members of the public who previously held responsible jo...
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Funny story: Cameron Tries To "Resucitate" Big Society

Cameron Tries To "Resucitate" Big Society

David Cameron has tried to urge surly teenagers to volunteer for national service. In a passionate pleas he has said "I want every youngster to discover their true potential and not end up as a "Neet" or an "Asbo" they are worth much more than that"...
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Funny story: InfoDepth: Tory's Big Society

InfoDepth: Tory's Big Society

The Conservative-Liberal Democrats coalition in power in the United Kingdom have announced to push on with the cultural directive known as Big Society. Many are mystified. However, Inhopeless Media Group have this handy InfoDepth for you. Big Society will include: - An increase in the average mass of UK-born babies by 250% from 0.75kg to 1.9kg - Everyone to volunteer to do the government'...
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Funny story: Cameron Admits Big Society Mistake

Cameron Admits Big Society Mistake

David Cameron has finally admitted that his idea of a "Big Society" has been the victim of a major misunderstanding from day one. The whole idea emanated from a conversation the Coalition Prime Minister had with his then new Director of Communications Andy Coulson just days into the new government. Cameron takes over the story : "I was travelling on Eurostar to a summit in Paris to meet...
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Funny story: Cameron's Big Society To Make Use of Old Fogeys

Cameron's Big Society To Make Use of Old Fogeys

Prime Minister David Cameron is to recruit an army of old fogeys and press them into front line service. David Cameron is going to get the oldies working for the Big Society. "From now on no one will be able to collect their pension for free,...
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Funny story: Brits Still Baffled By Big Society

Brits Still Baffled By Big Society

PM David Cameron still has a long way to go to sell his Big Society to the nation, a poll by The Daily Arse has revealed. The shocking stats will leave Cameron reeling as he tries to transform the lame duck UK into a pedigree racing pigeon. Some, in fact all, the results of the Daily Rottweiller poll results were: How Well Do You Understand The Big Society? Fuck Off 5% Is It Like Big Br...
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