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Funny story: Mr. Boehner explains XL pipeline

Mr. Boehner explains XL pipeline

Speaker of the House Mr. Boehner has shown some impatience with the Senate in refusing approval of the XL pipeline program. The controversy will return in January with the new Republican majorities in Congress, leaving a possible veto by President...
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Funny story: Obama Laughs At American People

Obama Laughs At American People

President Obama today explained why, over the bitter objections of Senator John McCain (R-AZ), he wanted to ally the U.S. with Iran. "The U.S. instigated a Sunni-Shiite war when George W. Bush invaded Iraq. The U.S. backs the Iraq government of t...
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Funny story: The Maliki must stay policy in Iraq no contradiction to the Assad must go policy in Syria

The Maliki must stay policy in Iraq no contradiction to the Assad must go policy in Syria

White House and State Department officials are claiming no contradictions in a rush to support Mr. Maliki as leader of Iraq. Maliki must definitely stay, according to everyone in Washington with a view on the matter, starting with not-yet-announce...
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Funny story: US Creationist nuts target Pope for refusing to sell his Exxon shares

US Creationist nuts target Pope for refusing to sell his Exxon shares

New Jersey - Right wing fundamental Christian morons whose creed denies the existence of fossils have written to the Pope urging him to burn his fossil fuels portfolio. The Highland Park, New Jersey-based GreenFaith organization said today it has...
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Funny story: Big Oil tycoons pledge $20bn to build Manhattan Flood Barrier

Big Oil tycoons pledge $20bn to build Manhattan Flood Barrier

Manhattan, NYC - Months of hush-hush talks held under cover of a Hamptons International Film Festival planning committee are about to go public with the announcement of a $20bn scheme to protect Manhattan from pernicious tidal surges. Negotiations...
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Funny story: On the table, off the table, plus ExxonMobil-Rosneft, with the Black Sea label

On the table, off the table, plus ExxonMobil-Rosneft, with the Black Sea label

Up and running for president Hillary Clinton has announced, "Let's be clear. Military options for Iran are on the table." Meanwhile, Mr. Obama has indicated the "big stick" regarding Ukraine (i.e. military action) is "off the table." It has been...
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Funny story: OK For Chemical-Oil-Coal Giants To Destroy W. Va

OK For Chemical-Oil-Coal Giants To Destroy W. Va

A chemical spill has left 300.000 residents without water for days and most still don't believe state authorities who say it's now safe to turn on the tap water. But at a fundraiser held last night, in Washington, D.C., sponsored by "The Coalition...
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Funny story: CEOs from 90 worst polluting companies on lung support at Prince Bandar Resort

CEOs from 90 worst polluting companies on lung support at Prince Bandar Resort

Besides flooding the current climate talks in Poland with logos and lobbyists, representatives of corporate polluters from across the globe met recently for a special celebration. These CEO's also happen to be on the list of a recent study showing...
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Funny story: Netanyahu in sheep's clothing meets Rouhani in wolf's clothing with Secretary Kerry descending

Netanyahu in sheep's clothing meets Rouhani in wolf's clothing with Secretary Kerry descending

Intelligence sources have just revealed an upcoming meeting of Prime Minister Netanyahu of Israel and President Rouhani of Iran at an undisclosed location somewhere in the deserts of the middle east. This top secret meeting will also be attended b...
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Funny story: Big Oil reacts to Obama hot air debate

Big Oil reacts to Obama hot air debate

Long Island, NY - "Nothing more than a one-man hot air machine spawned in Al Gore's back pocket," was how one Lilypond Lane, East Hampton Big Oil tycoon put it as the President's greenhouse gases speech was broadcast today. "Cutting the crap in at...
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Funny story: Big Oil holds all the aces in any Obama impeachment

Big Oil holds all the aces in any Obama impeachment

New York - US oil tycoons finally have Barack Obama over a barrel of sweet light crude ahead of next week's fiscal cliff fisting contest to frack out lucrative inner core gases and save the President's budgetary ass. "Got him by the short 'n' curl...
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Funny story: Carnegie Hill big oil pair dishes the dirt on Met plaza stitch-up

Carnegie Hill big oil pair dishes the dirt on Met plaza stitch-up

New York - "Destruction of Kevin Roche's twin fountains for some tacky, dribbling pools of shallow waters? Hmmm, sounds like the culmination of a 40 year architects' feud," is how one reclusive Fifth Avenue big oil couple put it to reporters today.
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Funny story: Fifth Avenue Big Oil couple 'sitting on $500trillion of crude' rubbish Goldman Sucks gloom-mongering guru

Fifth Avenue Big Oil couple 'sitting on $500trillion of crude' rubbish Goldman Sucks gloom-mongering guru

New York - The reclusive oil tycoons own land and mining rights to a chunk of California crude that easily dwarfs Saudi Arabia's Ghawar Field, regarded by many as the largest conventional oil field in the entire world. This weekend they're sitting...
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Funny story: NATO silent as Democrat Party Internal Affairs meets in secret conclave to oust Obama

NATO silent as Democrat Party Internal Affairs meets in secret conclave to oust Obama

Long Island - It's been likened to Captain Jean-Luc Picard's Redemption directive of non-involvement in Klingon High Council secret ops to oust a tricky Romulan impostor. This weekend a cabal of Dem oil and gas tycoons meeting at The Hamptons' ver...
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Funny story: Lily Pond Lane couple turns down $200 million for triple beach-front mansion

Lily Pond Lane couple turns down $200 million for triple beach-front mansion

The Hamptons, Long Island - Realtors at Long Island celeb vacation home finder iSquats have been left reeling after a Big Oil couple's 'thanks-but-no-thanks' letdown. Months of treading-on-eggshells diplomacy on behalf of 'arguably the richest, mo...
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Funny story: Obama Tackles Moby Dick

Obama Tackles Moby Dick

Under considerable pressure to do something to lower gasoline prices, President Obama called a surprise news conference today to announce a change of direction in our national energy policy. With Secretary of Energy Dr. Stephen Chu standing at his side, Mr. Obama announced a major new renewable resource energy initiative. Following is a transcript of the conference, Mr Obama: "Good afternoon...
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Funny story: Rick Perry's Muppet ad incites fans of show

Rick Perry's Muppet ad incites fans of show

AUSTIN, Tx. - Rick Perry, who has recently released a slew of 30-second spots promoting his stance on several points, continues to anger Democrats, this time by attacking the child-friendly Muppets. Entitled, "Those Rat-Bastard Heathen Communist M...
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Funny story: Thanksgiving Eclipse heralds stunning winter skies...but will it save Obama's ass?

Thanksgiving Eclipse heralds stunning winter skies...but will it save Obama's ass?

Washington - Cosmic wizardry is at work for Capitol Hill's very own Salvator Mundi skywatch sources claimed today. Thanksgiving sees a brilliant eclipsed new moon with powerful angles to Great Awakener Uranus, a stationary/retrograde Mercury and a...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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