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Funny story: Big Brother Blind Mikey Falls Down Stairs On Way Out Of House

Big Brother Blind Mikey Falls Down Stairs On Way Out Of House

The finale of Big Brother 9 was as controversial as the rest of the series tonight, when, in the Final round, Big Brother Blind Mikey was evicted and fell down the BB stairs! Dressed in a ridiculous Clint Eastwood-style poncho, Mikey, the 33-year-...
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Funny story: Big Brother Belinda Falls Off Bike And Demolishes It

Big Brother Belinda Falls Off Bike And Demolishes It

Big Brother Belinda, who has the fattest legs ever seen on the Channel 4 show, was today taking part in a Tour de France shopping task, when she fell off a stationary bike and demolished it.
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Funny story: Big Brother Lisa Has Seen "A Green Man"

Big Brother Lisa Has Seen "A Green Man"

Big Brother Lisa, whose partner Mario was expelled from the house last week, has admitted to her fellow housemates that the pair once went camping and saw "a green man". It's not yet known whether it wa...
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Funny story: Big Brother's Bex mistakenly thinks public like her

Big Brother's Bex mistakenly thinks public like her

Following Mario's eviction from the Big Brother house, fugly annoying housemate Rebecca misinterpreted the result as meaning the public like her.
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Funny story: Big Brother's Belinda Kicked Out For Racist Abuse

Big Brother's Belinda Kicked Out For Racist Abuse

Big Brother's irritating nasal jazz fraud Belinda (Belinda, Belinda) has been kicked out of the house following allegations of racist abuse levelled by mock-Italian Mario Marconi, real name Cyril Twaddlethorpe, from Manchester.
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Funny story: Big Brother Mario Isn't Really Called Mario

Big Brother Mario Isn't Really Called Mario

Big Brother viewers last night voted to evict one of the show's most boring contestants ever, in the form of hunky Mario Marconi, the 43-year-old former stripping policeman from Warrington in Cheshire.
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Funny story: Big Brother Rebecca Survives Despite Her Fat Legs And Saggy Tits

Big Brother Rebecca Survives Despite Her Fat Legs And Saggy Tits

Big Brother Rebecca, or Bex, or Rebecca, come to think of it, has survived tonight's latest round of evictions despite her fat legs, saggy tits and spontaneous outbursts of ridiculous childish an...
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Funny story: Big Brother Belinda To Be Shot At Dawn On Saturday

Big Brother Belinda To Be Shot At Dawn On Saturday

Big Brother Belinda, the portly lady who only entered the house last Friday, has been marked for termination, and will be shot at dawn on Saturday.
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Funny story: Big Brother Jennifer Evicted - Rex Trashes Her Painting

Big Brother Jennifer Evicted - Rex Trashes Her Painting

Jennifer Clark, the Big Brother housemate, was evicted from the show last night, and, as she left the house, Rex took her painting and smashed it over the head of Luke, the limp-wristed wrestling com...
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Funny story: Big Brother Maysoon Speaks Arabic - Run For Your Lives!

Big Brother Maysoon Speaks Arabic - Run For Your Lives!

Big Brother introduced three new housemates last night, all of them female, but none was as glamorous or 'interesting' as Maysoon, a 28-year-old model, who speaks Arabic, which is worrying.
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Funny story: Big Brother Jennifer Has Been Lobotomised - But It Was Unsuccessful!

Big Brother Jennifer Has Been Lobotomised - But It Was Unsuccessful!

Big Brother Jennifer, who, through her argument with Big Brother Rex, was responsible for the evictioning of Big Brother Dennis, has been lobotomised, it has been revealed.
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Funny story: Big Brother Dennis Arrested By Police

Big Brother Dennis Arrested By Police

Dennis McHugh, the Big Brother housemate evicted from the show yesterday, has been arrested by police in London and charged with offences in relation to Spitting.
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Funny story: Big Brother Dennis Evicted For Saliva Abuse

Big Brother Dennis Evicted For Saliva Abuse

Big Brother inmate Dennis McHugh was sensationally evicted from the show today, after he broke Channel 4 Saliva Rules during a heated discussion with Mohamed, which also included several other moroni...
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Funny story: Big Brother Alex Actually A Really Nice Person

Big Brother Alex Actually A Really Nice Person

Alexandra de-Gale, the housemate dumped unceremoniously out of the Big Brother house last week, was last night interviewed on air by show host Davina McCall, and is actually a really nice person.
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Funny story: Big Brother Alex To Take Over London's East End Wiv A Gun

Big Brother Alex To Take Over London's East End Wiv A Gun

Alexandra de-Gale, the Big Brother housemate unceremoniously dumped in the BB car park after she claimed she was a gangsta, is poised to take over London's notorious East End, and its full complement of hard-nose...
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Funny story: Big Brother Alex Thrown Out Of House For Being A Gangsta

Big Brother Alex Thrown Out Of House For Being A Gangsta

Alexandra de-Gale, the Big Brother negress who has been shown the most disrespect in the entire history of Black People, has been thrown out of the House for allegedly making a claim that she is a gangsta
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Funny story: Big Brother Sex Orgy Pulled As It Wasn't Disgusting Enough

Big Brother Sex Orgy Pulled As It Wasn't Disgusting Enough

Today's controversy in the Big Brother house centred around a Sex Orgy Task that had to be edited-out of highlights as it was nowhere near disgusting enough.
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Funny story: At Last - Big Brother Gets Intellectual!

At Last - Big Brother Gets Intellectual!

After nine series it seems the public has finally been granted the Big Brother moment it has wanted all along. Last night's episode provided viewers with the kind of titillating moment they have been expecting since the show's inception in t...
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