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In 2017, Big Brother is still a complete waste of your time, says deluded old fool

Funny story: In 2017, Big Brother is still a complete waste of your time, says deluded old fool

Although it has been running for years, the sociological, financial and whimsical value of Big Brother is still to be decided upon by science. Dr Finkelstein from the Board of Unnecessary Science said: "For years, Big Brother has confused science...

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Katie Hopkins Opens UK's First Ever Boot Camp for Trolls

Funny story: Katie Hopkins Opens UK's First Ever Boot Camp for Trolls

Voice of the people Katie Hopkins has unveiled her latest business venture, a month long boot camp for wannabe trolls. The progress of the bootcamp is to be covered by Channel 6 and will see Hopkins put the wannabe haters through four weeks of th...

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Viagra, Levitra to Lower Prices!

Funny story: Viagra, Levitra to Lower Prices!

This is big! Well, it will be soon! Just a joke. But I have it from a worker on the inside of a lab that the popular penis pills that sometimes cost up to $36 each, will soon drop to $1.00 for the 20mg size! The price has recently 'jumped' so the...

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Walmart Spokesman Loses Control Punches Reporter

Funny story: Walmart Spokesman Loses Control Punches Reporter

New York - At a press conference today Walmart spokesman Scott A. Reid faced hostile questions from gathered reporters. The press were called so that Mr. Reid could justify the U.S. retailers decline to aid factory victims in Bangladesh by participa...

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Big Mother's letter to Russia on Big Brother here and there

Funny story: Big Mother's letter to Russia on Big Brother here and there

Dear Mr. Putin and everyone involved in The Airport Case. Greetings to you very kindly, and thank you for your time. I am Big Mother, writing to you on behalf of my sons, Big Brothers here and everywhere around the globe. First off, please understand that in America the government never takes any actions that will harm other people, especially its own citizens. And of course it will...

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George Orwell Returns from the Dead to Sell More Books

Funny story: George Orwell Returns from the Dead to Sell More Books

Commuters at Grand Central Station received the shock of a lifetime last night: George Orwell selling and signing copies of his books, right near the big clock in the terminal. "Ya gotta strike while the iron is hot," Orwell told the crowd, e...

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JFK Airport Security Guards Justify Workday Naps

Funny story: JFK Airport Security Guards Justify Workday Naps

Confronted with the evidence (photos of napping on the job), the security guards had a variety of responses about their behavior, when interviewed by reporter Gail Farrelly from TheSpoof.com. Here's a sample: -- "I catch a few winks during the slow hours, so that I'm ready to be extra vigilant during the busy ones." -- "Sleeping isn't allowed on the job? Really? I have to check this...

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Big Brother Is Watching Too Much, Way Too Much

Funny story: Big Brother Is Watching Too Much, Way Too Much

He's seen it all, and he's sick of it. The beleaguered watchdog is having trouble keeping up with the amount of work he's been assigned and admits it may be time for him to quit his spying job. The number of folks he's supposed to keep track of...

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Nelson Mandela Tipped To Win Big Brother International Event

Funny story: Nelson Mandela Tipped To Win Big Brother International Event

Nelson Mandela has been tipped to win the first ever international Big Brother event to be held in Las Vegas next week, where celebrities and high profile individuals will represent their home countries locked inside a house and isolated from the out...

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Phobio-klepto-kakisto-theocracy

Lord Acton said: "Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely." Additionally, we are told that many dictators are surrounded by men of low mentality, and, finally, dictators always shut down free speech and free press. A friend living in a dangerous country sent me an email which prompted this story. First part of the email says that he, the friend, goes to a super market that...

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Malware keeps web users from reading about malware problem that affects hardly any computers but managed to create fear and suspicion across internet

Funny story: Malware keeps web users from reading about malware problem that affects hardly any computers but managed to create fear and suspicion across internet

A reported malware virus credited to international hackers who ran an online advertising scam to take control of more than 570,000 infected computers around the world has been described as totally irrelevant after it was revealed that the affected co...

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Big Brother is Watching You

Funny story: Big Brother is Watching You

Plans for the Police to have access to all messages and internet sources have struck fear into all law abiding citizens who fear they will be arrested for watching the 'wrong sort of websites' and be imprisoned for writing derogatory things about the...

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Denise Welch reveals her ambitions

Funny story: Denise Welch reveals her ambitions

Recent Big Brother winner, Denice Welch, 53, has stated her intent to sleep with everybody in Britain before she reaches her 60th birthday. Already a quarter of the way through, she says she intends to complete her quest and then divorce her long su...

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Celebrity to appear on Celebrity Big Brother TV show

Funny story: Celebrity to appear on Celebrity Big Brother TV show

There is exciting news that a celebrity is to appear on this year's lack-of-reality TV series, "Celebrity Big Brother". The celebrity - who can't be named for legal reasons as well as for reasons of sheer embarrassment - joins the show after her c...

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Edward from Jedward and The Secret Girlfriend

Funny story: Edward from Jedward and The Secret Girlfriend

Friends of Simon Cowell have tonight revealed that he has issued two newspapers with a super-injunction. The purpose of this super-injunction is very simple. Its to try to stop Edward from Jedward's secret girlfriend revealing all about their secre...

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George Orwell sues Channel 5 after relaunching Big Brother starring only morons!

Funny story: George Orwell sues Channel 5 after relaunching Big Brother starring only morons!

George Orwell, (well his ghost actually) creator of the "real Big Brother" is suing Channel 5 for using his vision in vain and replacing it with less than mediocre crap. Wannabee, worthless "superstars" are locked up in a house as the world or 5...

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Big Brother will still be a waste of time, says deluded old fool

Funny story: Big Brother will still be a waste of time, says deluded old fool

TV experts have stated that even though it has changed channels, and has a new presenter, Big Brother will still be a waste of everyone's time. Boris Elton John, a TV expert and Spokesman for 'Why don't switch of your TV and do something less bori...

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Insanesburys asked to snoop for Government

Funny story: Insanesburys asked to snoop for Government

London - A major UK supermarket chain is to spy on carers 'that the government may not know about' a red top report says today. Leading supermarket chain Insanesburys' staff will root out these off-the-radar individuals who have evaded Big Brothe...

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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