A reported malware virus credited to international hackers who ran an online advertising scam to take control of more than 570,000 infected computers around the world has been described as totally irrelevant after it was revealed that the affected co...
Plans for the Police to have access to all messages and internet sources have struck fear into all law abiding citizens who fear they will be arrested for watching the 'wrong sort of websites' and be imprisoned for writing derogatory things about the...
Recent Big Brother winner, Denice Welch, 53, has stated her intent to sleep with everybody in Britain before she reaches her 60th birthday. Already a quarter of the way through, she says she intends to complete her quest and then divorce her long su...
There is exciting news that a celebrity is to appear on this year's lack-of-reality TV series, "Celebrity Big Brother".
The celebrity - who can't be named for legal reasons as well as for reasons of sheer embarrassment - joins the show after her c...
Friends of Simon Cowell have tonight revealed that he has issued two newspapers with a super-injunction. The purpose of this super-injunction is very simple. Its to try to stop Edward from Jedward's secret girlfriend revealing all about their secre...
George Orwell, (well his ghost actually) creator of the "real Big Brother" is suing Channel 5 for using his vision in vain and replacing it with less than mediocre crap.
Wannabee, worthless "superstars" are locked up in a house as the world or 5...
Speaker's squeeze, Sally Bercow, ponced into the Big Brother house last night and immediately won the approval of Worthing Ostrich farmer, Bob Cattermole.
"My birds are very particular about what telly they watch," explained Cattermole. "I bought...
TV experts have stated that even though it has changed channels, and has a new presenter, Big Brother will still be a waste of everyone's time.
Boris Elton John, a TV expert and Spokesman for 'Why don't switch of your TV and do something less bori...
London - A major UK supermarket chain is to spy on carers 'that the government may not know about' a red top report says today.
Leading supermarket chain Insanesburys' staff will root out these off-the-radar individuals who have evaded Big Brothe...
R Sole, a contestant from Big Brother, the popular reality television show specifically for the UK's un-dead and brain-dead, has shocked the world of hype, fashion, farming and destruction of the English language by doing something useful as a result...
Former Big Brother star Imogen Thomas is apparently all set to meet President Obama and the Queen at Buckingham Palace this tea time for tea and custard creams on the Palace lawn.
Apparently, the President and the Queen were scanning this morning'...
The Federal Communications Commissions (FCC) acting in consort with the Democratic National Committee (DNC) have mandated cell phone manufacturers include a special Obama Chip in each new Cell Phone in order for the President to 'stay in touch' in t...
News that a multi-million pound deal will see Big Brother return this summer has been met with a swift response by vigilante, TV Repair Man.
Channel 5 has arranged to screen the show which was dramatically dropped by C4 last year as viewing figure...
All over the United Kingdom, the citizens in their droves are experiencing a new phenomenon called Census Completion Disorder (CCD).
CCD is a nervous complaint caused by reading and attempting to fill in the UKs 2011 compulsory Census.
Not withstanding that filling in the Census is against the Data Protection Act, where UK citizens have the right to refuse their data being held on a computer...
If body language experts are to be believed then the Royal couple will indeed be married for life.
Big Brother is watching All of us.
Body language experts have recently been analyzing the way both William and Kate wave to the public. Identica...
There are people in the world that set the new trends. They make the breakthrough's that give humankind the appearance of being a species worthy of continuing along the evolutionary path. There are people that dance enthusiastically to the beat of a...
A mirror wielding Al-Qaeda spy cell in operation across the British Transport network has lead the Government to request all reflections from windows are encrypted to prevent sensitive data being intercepted.
The cell targets travelling MP's and M...
Smart homes have been around for a couple of decades now. Special wiring and technological advances allow the homes to take care of just about every aspect of running the home from round-the-clock automatic cleaning and dusting to securing the perime...