It wasn't first-class treatment at all, that's for sure. But then again, he wasn't a first-class passenger. The snake, after all, was just a stowaway.
When he was found slithering along under some seats in a plane from Mexico, he was carted of...
The recent discovery of a papyrus fragment suggesting that Jesus had a wife has caused a stir in academic and religious circles. While some might be pleased to learn about a more human side of the Messiah, others feel that the evidence is a forgery w...
HARVARD UNIVERSITY (ABSNN)- Dr. Karen L. King, a Harvard Divinity School professor, has discovered a scrap of parchment written by the wife of Jesus Christ.
The announcement of the discovery was made at an international conference of Coptic schola...
Time: 32 CE
Place: On a hillside in Judea
Judas
Peter!
Peter
Hi, Judas. Problem?
Judas
Where have you been?
Peter
What do you mean?
Judas
What do you mean what do I mean? Where were you?
Peter
Oh, here and there.
Judas
Don't be so disingenuous with me, Peter. Remember, I knew you when you were just Simon.
Peter
OK
OK
. I was with the in-laws. So, crucify me.
The Bishop of Redruth has questioned the statements in the Bible that suggest the world began in 4004 BC or that Adam and Eve were the first on the scene.
In a sermon to the congregation at Redruth Cathedral, attended by three sailors and a dog, B...
Isle of Dogs - Proposals to stream e-copies of Prince Charles' online Book of Common Prey into Olympics residential blocks have been slammed by locals.
A report this weekend said registered browsers of the Dodgy Originals website are determined to...
ALAMEDA, CA-In the wake of his failed prediction of a May 21, 2011 world end date, Harold Camping took to his radio show to inform the people that the world would now end on October 21, 20-HUHK HUHK HUHK, HUHK HUHK, HUHK HUHK.
Camping made it cle...
SCRANTON, PA --- A staffer to Republican Party presidential primary candidate, Rick Santorum thought it was only an Etch a Sketch he accidently left in a cab. Only, after entering the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company where his boss was to give a speech did he realize it was Santorum's entire 'playbook' for what he would do if elected President of the United States.
Taxi driver, Julian Assange (no r...
It has been announced that the traditional King James Bible is to be revised into a modern day language "Bible App," available for i Pads, I Phones and Android for 89p.
Its aim is to get young people interested in mainstream traditional religious...
In a satellite news conference from an unknown location, Adam & Eve held a press conference late this afternoon. The broadcast was deemed authentic by NASA.
The world was startled as the broadcast was in all of the known languages. The picture was bright and clear as Adam spoke first.
Adam: "How, for God's sake, were we supposed to fucking know!" It's time, however, for you to know and p...
Fundamentalist atheist, Richard Dawkins, has been made to look like a fool in a radio broadcast debate with members from the Intelligent Design community.
The IDers asked Dawkins to give the full title of Charles Darwin's Origin of the Species. It...
Proverbs are trickles of man's life. An instance is 'Set a thief to catch a thief'. None of the species, in animal kingdom, favor being robbed. When prevention failed, 10 commandments came in: 'Thou shalt not steal'; but the command fell short, too. Then constables were hired; no abatement. Additionally, an unsanctioned alliance took place between the thieves and the constables; from that point on...
David! I told you not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those lessons!
Cain! Get off your brother! You're going to kill him some day!
Noah! No, you can't keep them! I told you, don't bring home any more stray animals!
Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper
Martha! Have you got ants in your pants? Why can'...
It is a source of great consternation to many Christians that the Bible, their holiest book, is more of a holey book. Now moves are afoot to correct some of the self contradictions and factual inaccuracies that riddle the tome.
"The problems start...
"And on judgement day, He will walk among us with his staff held erect," says Revelations 12:8.
"We have been looking at this phrase for the past two thousand years," said Biblical scholar, Samuel Ahmed. "And it was only yesterday when we realised that when God bestrides the earth at the end of days, he will do so with his cock out. It certainly is a book of revelations!"
Based on this rem...
Theological Biblical Students at Wakefield Primary School believe that the story of the Feeding of the Five Thousand in the Bible is an example of the world's first Flash Mob.
"Basically," said Naomi Jefferson, "we think that Jesus put some sort o...
Theologians working in Jerusalem have uncovered a new text that accompanies the New Testament having been written by Joseph of Nazareth.
"It's an amazing first hand account," said Al Salem, a theologian at the Jerusalem Bible Study Institute in B...
An unnamed deity has sued the Bible after a number of the writers purported to reveal the name of the deity who allegedly impregnated the Virgin Mary.
The deity's legal team begun the legal action in the High Court in London yesterday in what is t...