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Beyonce Reveals Weight Loss Secrets

Funny story: Beyonce Reveals Weight Loss Secrets

"The Beyonce-approved "22-Day Revolution" vegan diet regimen was created by celeb trainer Marco Borges, and she's such a fan that she wrote the forward to his book. Beyonce and Marco will also be launching a vegan meal delivery service together. Read more at http://thefix.ninemsn.com.au/2015/06/09/08/24/fix090615beyonce-diet-and-weight-struggle Said Beyonce: Day One was truly amazing,...

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Italian Navy Tows Jay Z and Beyonce's Yacht To Port For Smuggling Refugees.

Funny story: Italian Navy Tows Jay Z and Beyonce's Yacht To Port For Smuggling Refugees.

Italy (the toe part) - The Italian Navy towed a gleaming white mega-yacht into port, allegedly belonging to rap mogul Jay Z and Pop Star wife Beyonce, for allegedly trying to smuggle more than fifty refugees into Europe, authorities say. But, Jay...

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Kanye West Forces Walmart Employee of The Month to Give Award To Beyonce

Funny story: Kanye West Forces Walmart Employee of The Month to Give Award To Beyonce

Kanye West has accused Walmart of "disrespecting shelf stacking" by handing Dave Goddard of Fort Lauderdale an employee of the month award instead of Beyonce, after interrupting the awards ceremony, held in the break room of the superstore located so...

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Beck Concedes Grammy to Beyonce: Says his Talent with Real Instruments Can't Compete with her Production Value

Famous musician and cultural icon Beck Hansen, better known by his stage name Beck, has decided to forfeit his recently earned Grammy for Album of the Year to pop sensation Beyoncé. This startling development came just hours after receiving the award...

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New Law Protects Jay Z and Beyoncé

Funny story: New Law Protects Jay Z and Beyoncé

Free speech is to take a back seat as stating something unpleasant or publishing a negative comment about shit-hot super-couple Jay-Z and Beyoncé is to become a criminal offence. Due to the incident surrounding Beyoncé's sister Solange, the couple...

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Jay-Z Forced to Rewrite "99 Problems" After Sister-in-Law Becomes Number 100

Funny story: Jay-Z Forced to Rewrite "99 Problems" After Sister-in-Law Becomes Number 100

New York City - Famous rapper Jay-Z thought he had it made. Married to one of the most famous people in the world, singer Beyonce, the wordsmith has been enjoying life since 2004 when he announced he only had ninety-nine problems. That is hundreds le...

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Joe Biden stays schtum at rumors he and Michelle Obama are Beyoncé Knowles' birth parents

Funny story: Joe Biden stays schtum at rumors he and Michelle Obama are Beyoncé Knowles' birth parents

Washington - The US Vice President is stonewalling French media reports that he and Michelle Obama used to be lovers and are the birth parents of successful American singer Beyoncé Knowles. Their five year-long affair is being largely ignored by P...

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Beyoncé and Miley Cyrus Will Have Strip-Off for Charity

Funny story: Beyoncé and Miley Cyrus Will Have Strip-Off for Charity

Los Angeles, CA Exciting news was announced today when publicists for Beyoncé and Miley Cyrus said that the two songstresses would be holding a benefit for the Naked Clowns charity. The Naked Clowns have a goal of raising $1,000,000 worth of donation...

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'Absolutely no lip-synching!' Beyoncé promises ahead of serenading Michelle on her 50th this Saturday night

Funny story: 'Absolutely no lip-synching!' Beyoncé promises ahead of serenading Michelle on her 50th this Saturday night

Washington - Almost exactly one year ago she wowed the Presidential Inauguration Ceremony audience with a knock-out rendition of the US National Anthem in a lip-sync performance equivalent of the National Air Guitar championships. The strain on he...

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Miley Cyrus Strikes Back At Beyonce After Jay-Z's Wife Calls Her A Peckerhead

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Strikes Back At Beyonce After Jay-Z's Wife Calls Her A Peckerhead

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Miley Cyrus is livid after hearing that Beyonce attacked her by calling her a peckerhead. Beyonce also stated that the reason why Miley has turned into such a spoiled brat is because she basic...

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Beyonce Very Mad At The Hateful Comment Miley Cyrus Made About Her Baby

Funny story: Beyonce Very Mad At The Hateful Comment Miley Cyrus Made About Her Baby

HOLLYWOOD - Beyonce is livid with Miley Cyrus and she has said that the little spoiled brat needs to behave herself and stop acting like the female version of Justin Bieber. Beyonce talked with Voodoo Dupree of Glamboyant Magazine and said that sh...

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Beyoncé Banned From Using Any Government Images, Sounds, or Anything, Ever

Funny story: Beyoncé Banned From Using Any Government Images, Sounds, or Anything, Ever

Washington, DC Pop singer Beyoncé Knowles will never, ever be allowed to use anything that belongs to the government EVER, and the ban will extend to the next nine generations of her family. This was all due to an outcry by the families of the Challe...

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Beyonce, Blake Shelton, and Honey Boo Boo To Record A Christmas Album

Funny story: Beyonce, Blake Shelton, and Honey Boo Boo To Record A Christmas Album

LOS ANGELES - Ryan Seacrest is reporting that he has just learned that Beyonce, Blake Shelton, and Honey Boo Boo will be recording a Christmas album. Seacrest was told by an insider on Team Beyonce that the "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)" singe...

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Beyonce banned from Hanging Gardens of Babylon, Great Wall of China AND Greek Parthenon following Egyptian Great Pyramid debacle

Funny story: Beyonce banned from Hanging Gardens of Babylon, Great Wall of China AND Greek Parthenon following Egyptian Great Pyramid debacle

New York - "Yeah, we'll, she probably thinks Iraq's Hanging Gardens of Babylon were Saddam's private execution compound, anyway," a Cairo spokesperson said today following reports that Beyoncé Knowles has been banned from several Wonders of the World...

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Porn Pop - the latest desperate 'music' genre

A new pigeon hole has had to be created to accommodate what is fast becoming and endemic poison on the music scene. Dubbed 'Porn Pop', it encompasses 'artists' such as Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus and Beyoncé, who although profess to be serious...

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Toby Keith Hates Kanye West

Funny story: Toby Keith Hates Kanye West

NASHVILLE - Country artist Toby Keith has made it abundantly clear that he cannot stand the hip hop rapper Kanye West. Keith has remarked to several publications including Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine and Music Notes Magazine that if he ever sees West T...

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Michelle Obama had affair with Joe Biden and Beyonce is their hush-hush secret

Funny story: Michelle Obama had affair with Joe Biden and Beyonce is their hush-hush secret

Washington DC - A box of highly controversial documents once entrusted into Senator Ted Kennedy's safe keeping has come to light with the publication of an explosive new book about Beyonce Knowles. Published this week under the title 'Heavens, Kno...

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Beyonce Tells Rihanna To Cool It With The Tattoos

Funny story: Beyonce Tells Rihanna To Cool It With The Tattoos

LOS ANGELES - Rihanna has always said that she greatly admires Beyonce and she considers her to be a big sister, but big sister is very angry with her Caribbean little sista. It seems that Beyonce has noticed that Ri-Ri is getting carried away in...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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