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Funny story:  Playboy Playmate of the Year 1960 Endorsing President Obama

Playboy Playmate of the Year 1960 Endorsing President Obama

Ellen Stratton, age 73, was Playboy magazine's Playmate of the Month for its December 1959 issue. She was also the first Playmate of the Year for 1960 and she fully endorses President Obama for 2012. Ms. Stratton stated the reason for supporting P...
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Funny story:  Supreme Court to FCC: Make Your Indecency Standards Clear, You Fucking Assholes.

Supreme Court to FCC: Make Your Indecency Standards Clear, You Fucking Assholes.

The highest Court in the land voted unanimously to overturn the Friggin' FCC's fines from networks for showing nudity and swearing on TV, in violation of their indecency policy. The case stems from fines for language and revealing shots that typic...
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Funny story:  Betty White Denies That She Flashed Ron Paul At A Political Fundraiser

Betty White Denies That She Flashed Ron Paul At A Political Fundraiser

LOS ANGELES - Betty White, at the age of 90, is one of the few people in America who is older than GOP presidential candidate Ron Paul. Ms. White is best noted for having starred in the popular sit-com The Mary Tyler Moore Show where she portrayed...
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Funny story:  Kathy Griffin Agrees To Enroll In An Anger Management Class

Kathy Griffin Agrees To Enroll In An Anger Management Class

LOS ANGELES - Kathy Griffin has admitted that the stress from appearing on the cable show My Life On The D List has finally gotten to her. She was recently at the Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills where she was getting her hair done. Her hai...
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Funny story:  Betty White Says That If Ron Paul Wasn't Married, She'd Be All Over Him Like Stripes on A Zebra!

Betty White Says That If Ron Paul Wasn't Married, She'd Be All Over Him Like Stripes on A Zebra!

BEVERLY HILLS - Betty White just recently celebrated her 90th birthday and the feisty Hollywood gal does not show any signs of slowing down. She is seriously considering an offer to appear in next season's edition of Dancing With The Stars as well...
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Funny story:  Spinops sternbergorum really Betty White!

Spinops sternbergorum really Betty White!

A new species of horned dinosaur known as Spinops sternbergorum has been discovered in the vaults of the Natural History Museum. This astounding news was announced at a press conference by the museum Public Information Officer, Reginald Crotch. H...
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Funny story:  Betty White, Florence Henderson, and Cloris Leachman To Shoot The Sit-Com Pilot "Grandma's Gone Wild!"

Betty White, Florence Henderson, and Cloris Leachman To Shoot The Sit-Com Pilot "Grandma's Gone Wild!"

LOS ANGELES - CBS in a desperate bid to pick up some of the millions of viewers that they are going to lose with the cancellation of the rest of the seasons episodes on their hit Two and A Half Men are scurrying to come up with some replacement shows...
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Funny story:  Joan Rivers, Betty White, and Cloris Leachman To Star In "Charlie's Angels - The Hip Replacement Years"

Joan Rivers, Betty White, and Cloris Leachman To Star In "Charlie's Angels - The Hip Replacement Years"

HOLLYWOOD - The Gladiator Motion Picture Company in association with Late December Films has announced that filming has already started on Charleen Belle Pinnzucker's Charlie'a Angels - The Hip Replacement Years. The part of Jill Munroe is being p...
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Funny story:  Betty White Resolves To Die In 2011

Betty White Resolves To Die In 2011

While most people resolve to change their lives in a meaningful way in the upcoming year, Emmy-winner Betty White hopes that 2011 ends with her in a lavish brass casket. Unexplained Reference Key Helen Kushnick (1946 - 1996)Jay Leno's former agent...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber and Betty White Star in Remake of Cult Classic 'Harold and Maude'

Justin Bieber and Betty White Star in Remake of Cult Classic 'Harold and Maude'

A slew of great movies is being introduced this upcoming holiday season, but none are as anticipated as the remake of the great 1971 cult classic, Harold and Maude. The original movie starred Ruth Gordon and Bud Cort and is still quite popular today...
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Funny story:  Betty WhiteTurns Out To Be 21-Year-Old Asian Male

Betty WhiteTurns Out To Be 21-Year-Old Asian Male

People in Hollywood were astonished, and that takes some doing, to learn this morning that the person they have presented all kinds of awards to over the past year is NOT the real Betty White, but an Asian Man using makeup to look like the lady. A...
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Funny story:  Betty White Up in Arms over Kate Gosselin's Salary

Betty White Up in Arms over Kate Gosselin's Salary

HOLLYWOOD, California - Every time a new article comes out spilling the beans on how much actors make on their respective series, someone gets a puss on. This time it's Betty White. After learning that the Situation earns $60,000 per episode of 'Jers...
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Funny story:  Heidi Montag and Betty White To Pose Nude In PlayGuy Magazine In A "Before and After" Spread

Heidi Montag and Betty White To Pose Nude In PlayGuy Magazine In A "Before and After" Spread

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Oprah Winfrey has confirmed the rumors that Heidi Montag, aka The Plastic Queen and Betty White, aka The Cellulite Countess, will in fact be appearing in the September issue of PlayGuy Mens Magazine. A spokesperson for PlayGuy, Ju...
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Funny story:  Second Charlie Sheen's Car Stolen, Ran Off Cliff ! "It Was Betty White!"

Second Charlie Sheen's Car Stolen, Ran Off Cliff ! "It Was Betty White!"

Four months after having a car stolen (Mercedes) and having it ran off into a ravine, Charlie Sheen has lost another one. This time Charlie says that he saw his new Mercedes being driven out the drive in a hurry and he failed to call the police be...
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Funny story:  Betty White Says That The New Viagra Pill For Women Flibanserin Does Not Work

Betty White Says That The New Viagra Pill For Women Flibanserin Does Not Work

CHARLESTON, South Carolina - Betty White was in town to visit her old high school geography teacher. She was asked if she had heard of the new pharmaceutical viagra pill for women which is supposed to boost sexual desire. White laughed and replied...
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Funny story:  Golden Girl Rue McClanahan Dies, Betty White Wins Tontine

Golden Girl Rue McClanahan Dies, Betty White Wins Tontine

Golden Girl Rue McClanahan has died at the age of 76. That makes actress, Betty White the last of the Golden Girls and winner of at least a million dollar tontine. The tontine is named after a banker named Lorenzo de Tonti, who invented it in Fran...
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Funny story:  Betty White Kicks Butt on SNL, Opens Door for Older Guests

Betty White Kicks Butt on SNL, Opens Door for Older Guests

Getting praise from critics and helping Saturday Night Live achieve a ratings surge has put comedienne-actress Betty White, 88, in the spotlight. It's not only her, but many other eighty-somethings as well. Television executives, waking up to t...
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Funny story:  "I  Hope You Die!" Betty White's Note To Fellow Golden Girl Who's Had a Stroke

"I Hope You Die!" Betty White's Note To Fellow Golden Girl Who's Had a Stroke

"I hope you die, so I can be the last Golden Girl!" That was Betty White's "get well" card to fellow former Golden Girls cast member Rue McClanahan, who is recovering from a stroke. "Betty's full of shit", laughed McClanahan. "She and I both sent...
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