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Life Continues to Get “Bettor and Bettor” for Gambling Addict

Funny story: Life Continues to Get “Bettor and Bettor” for Gambling Addict

Calvin Jones, a self-identified gambling addict, says that his life continues to get “bettor and bettor” as he continues to discover new and exciting things on which to wager. As a former semipro baseball player, Cal explained that he initially gr...

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Betting for Britain: Osborne goes to the dogs...and horses

As stock markets become more volatile and interest rates remain pitifully low, George Osborne, Chancellor of the Exchequer, is looking for lucrative alternatives to invest the nation's surplus income, and has discovered a genuine money-spinner. Osbor...

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False Legged Horse Romps In At 2000 - 1 Betting Suspended

A formerly injured horse, Pastorius II romped home by 13 lengths at Chepslow this afternoon. Six months ago, the horse was about to be shot after it jumped over a grass cutting machine, losing four legs below the "knee". A relative of Oscar Pistoli...

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Inner Circle Football Betting Made A Crime

Funny story: Inner Circle Football Betting Made A Crime

Football players and coaches are furious about new legislation that prevents them from betting on any football related activity, with one player already stating, "if only we had friends to pass our inside knowledge onto." With footballers and coac...

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Charlie Sheen Loses $700,000 On A Super Bowl Bet

Funny story: Charlie Sheen Loses $700,000 On A Super Bowl Bet

HOLLYWOOD - Charlie Sheen, the star of the hit show Anger Management told Tittle Tattle Tonight that he is controlling his anger after losing $700,000 on a Super Bowl bet. Sheen spoke with Pico de Gallo of 3T at The Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in T...

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Seattle Mayor Thrilled As He Wins A Super Bowl Bet Against The Mayor of Denver

Funny story: Seattle Mayor Thrilled As He Wins A Super Bowl Bet Against The Mayor of Denver

SEATTLE - The Northwest city of Seattle may not be a mile high like Denver, but it is certainly higher than the Mile High City in victory celebrations as their Seattle Seahawks are the Super Bowl Champions. Earlier in the week Seattle Mayor Ed Mur...

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World Leaders President Obama and President Putin Make An Interesting Super Bowl Bet

Funny story: World Leaders President Obama and President Putin Make An Interesting Super Bowl Bet

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just informed the news media about a bet that has been made between President Obama and Russian President Vladimir Putin. The leaders of the two most powerful nations in the world have...

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A Woman Who Is 8 Months Pregnant Swims From Los Angeles To Honolulu, Hawaii

Funny story: A Woman Who Is 8 Months Pregnant Swims From Los Angeles To Honolulu, Hawaii

LOS ANGELES - In what several news publications have reported as being absolutely amazing, a woman from East Los Angeles has swum from Los Angeles all the way to Honolulu, Hawaii, a distance of 2,551 miles. The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle report...

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President Obama Reveals Who He Is Betting On In Super Bowl XLVIII (48)

Funny story: President Obama Reveals Who He Is Betting On In Super Bowl XLVIII (48)

SAVANNAH, Georgia - President Obama was in Savannah speaking before a group of retired peach pickers. He told the group that he has always admired Southern pickers and he was not referring to guitar players. The president said that without pick...

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Michelle Obama Says She Doesn't Like Her Husband Betting On Sports Games

Funny story: Michelle Obama Says She Doesn't Like Her Husband Betting On Sports Games

INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana - The nation's first lady, Michelle Obama was in Indianapolis speaking to a group of pre-law students at Johnny Appleseed University. She stressed that our great nation, now more than ever, needs good, competent, affordable l...

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Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Hurts His Back - Won't Be Back Until Next Year

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Hurts His Back - Won't Be Back Until Next Year

DALLAS - As if things could not get any bleaker for the Dallas Cowboys they suddenly have, with word that their field general Tony Romo is finished for the season. Tony hurt his back when he bent down to tie his shoelace. He told Coach Jason Garre...

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President Obama Wins A Pretty Good Sized Bet On The Seattle Seahawks - New York Giants Game

Funny story: President Obama Wins A Pretty Good Sized Bet On The Seattle Seahawks - New York Giants Game

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama is smiling from ear-to-ear as he took the New York Giants and 24 points against the Seattle Seahawks. The Seahawks defeated the Giants 23-0, but the president won the sports bet due to the point spread giving him...

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The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Win Their Second Game and President Obama Wins $9,000

Funny story: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Win Their Second Game and President Obama Wins $9,000

TAMPA BAY, Florida - The Tampa Bay Buccaneers after starting the season at 0-8, have now won back-to-back games to up their record to 2-8. The Buccaneers hosted the Atlanta Falcons and beat them 41-28. Tampa Bay Coach Greg Schiano stated that h...

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President Obama Reveals He Lost $700 Betting On The Denver - Indianapolis Game

Funny story: President Obama Reveals He Lost $700 Betting On The Denver - Indianapolis Game

WASHINGTON, D.C. - It is no secret that President Obama enjoys betting on sporting events. He has never tried to hide the fact that he'll bet thousands of dollars on professional football, baseball, and basketball games. He quips that he does not...

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President Obama Bet On The Cincinnati Bengals To Upset The New England Patriots and He Won $18,000

Funny story: President Obama Bet On The Cincinnati Bengals To Upset The New England Patriots and He Won $18,000

WASHINGTON, D.C. - No one in America was happier to see the Cincinnati Bengals hand Tom Brady and the New England Patriots their first loss of the season than the president of the United States. According to Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gaze...

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President Obama Furious As The Washington Redskins Fall To (0-3)

Funny story: President Obama Furious As The Washington Redskins Fall To (0-3)

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Detroit Lions roared into the nation's capital and took on the Redskins, or Native-Americans as fans in Arizona and New Mexico refer to the Washington team. By the time the dust had settled, the Lions came out on top with a...

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NFL Season Opens With A Bang As President Obama Wins $700 On The Denver Broncos Vs. Baltimore Ravens Game

Funny story: NFL Season Opens With A Bang As President Obama Wins $700 On The Denver Broncos Vs. Baltimore Ravens Game

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama said that he is thrilled that the NFL football season is finally here. The commander-in-chief talked with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said that there is nothing he likes better than betting o...

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The Dallas Cowboys Defeat The New York Giants 36-31 Before 90,000 Fans

Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Defeat The New York Giants 36-31 Before 90,000 Fans

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones was in Cowboy Paradise as he saw his team defeat the New York Giants 36-31 led by quarterback Tony Romo's two touchdown passes. Jerry and his two sons sat up in his private luxury suite eating...

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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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