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Funny story:  World Leaders President Obama and President Putin Make An Interesting Super Bowl Bet

World Leaders President Obama and President Putin Make An Interesting Super Bowl Bet

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just informed the news media about a bet that has been made between President Obama and Russian President Vladimir Putin. The leaders of the two most powerful nations in the world have...
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Funny story:  A Woman Who Is 8 Months Pregnant Swims From Los Angeles To Honolulu, Hawaii

A Woman Who Is 8 Months Pregnant Swims From Los Angeles To Honolulu, Hawaii

LOS ANGELES - In what several news publications have reported as being absolutely amazing, a woman from East Los Angeles has swum from Los Angeles all the way to Honolulu, Hawaii, a distance of 2,551 miles. The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle report...
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Funny story:  President Obama Reveals Who He Is Betting On In Super Bowl XLVIII (48)

President Obama Reveals Who He Is Betting On In Super Bowl XLVIII (48)

SAVANNAH, Georgia - President Obama was in Savannah speaking before a group of retired peach pickers. He told the group that he has always admired Southern pickers and he was not referring to guitar players. The president said that without pick...
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Funny story:  Michelle Obama Says She Doesn't Like Her Husband Betting On Sports Games

Michelle Obama Says She Doesn't Like Her Husband Betting On Sports Games

INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana - The nation's first lady, Michelle Obama was in Indianapolis speaking to a group of pre-law students at Johnny Appleseed University. She stressed that our great nation, now more than ever, needs good, competent, affordable l...
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Funny story:  Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Hurts His Back - Won't Be Back Until Next Year

Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Hurts His Back - Won't Be Back Until Next Year

DALLAS - As if things could not get any bleaker for the Dallas Cowboys they suddenly have, with word that their field general Tony Romo is finished for the season. Tony hurt his back when he bent down to tie his shoelace. He told Coach Jason Garre...
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Funny story:  President Obama Wins A Pretty Good Sized Bet On The Seattle Seahawks - New York Giants Game

President Obama Wins A Pretty Good Sized Bet On The Seattle Seahawks - New York Giants Game

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama is smiling from ear-to-ear as he took the New York Giants and 24 points against the Seattle Seahawks. The Seahawks defeated the Giants 23-0, but the president won the sports bet due to the point spread giving him...
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Funny story:  The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Win Their Second Game and President Obama Wins $9,000

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Win Their Second Game and President Obama Wins $9,000

TAMPA BAY, Florida - The Tampa Bay Buccaneers after starting the season at 0-8, have now won back-to-back games to up their record to 2-8. The Buccaneers hosted the Atlanta Falcons and beat them 41-28. Tampa Bay Coach Greg Schiano stated that h...
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Funny story:  President Obama Reveals He Lost $700 Betting On The Denver -  Indianapolis Game

President Obama Reveals He Lost $700 Betting On The Denver - Indianapolis Game

WASHINGTON, D.C. - It is no secret that President Obama enjoys betting on sporting events. He has never tried to hide the fact that he'll bet thousands of dollars on professional football, baseball, and basketball games. He quips that he does not...
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Funny story:  President Obama Bet On The Cincinnati Bengals To Upset The New England Patriots and He Won $18,000

President Obama Bet On The Cincinnati Bengals To Upset The New England Patriots and He Won $18,000

WASHINGTON, D.C. - No one in America was happier to see the Cincinnati Bengals hand Tom Brady and the New England Patriots their first loss of the season than the president of the United States. According to Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gaze...
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Funny story:  President Obama Furious As The Washington Redskins Fall To (0-3)

President Obama Furious As The Washington Redskins Fall To (0-3)

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Detroit Lions roared into the nation's capital and took on the Redskins, or Native-Americans as fans in Arizona and New Mexico refer to the Washington team. By the time the dust had settled, the Lions came out on top with a...
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Funny story:  NFL Season Opens With A Bang As President Obama Wins $700 On The Denver Broncos Vs. Baltimore Ravens Game

NFL Season Opens With A Bang As President Obama Wins $700 On The Denver Broncos Vs. Baltimore Ravens Game

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama said that he is thrilled that the NFL football season is finally here. The commander-in-chief talked with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said that there is nothing he likes better than betting o...
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Funny story:  The Dallas Cowboys Defeat The New York Giants 36-31 Before 90,000 Fans

The Dallas Cowboys Defeat The New York Giants 36-31 Before 90,000 Fans

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones was in Cowboy Paradise as he saw his team defeat the New York Giants 36-31 led by quarterback Tony Romo's two touchdown passes. Jerry and his two sons sat up in his private luxury suite eating...
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Funny story:  Michelle Obama Picks The Chicago Bears To Make It To The Super Bowl

Michelle Obama Picks The Chicago Bears To Make It To The Super Bowl

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The First Lady was asked how she thinks her hometown Chicago Bears are going to do in the NFL this year. She smiled and said that she has a real good feeling about the team. She pointed out that she had met with several players...
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Funny story:  President Obama Pays Off $20,000 Sports Bet Loss To Rush Limbaugh With 2 Million Pennies

President Obama Pays Off $20,000 Sports Bet Loss To Rush Limbaugh With 2 Million Pennies

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama stood in the White House Rose Garden and told the assembled White House press corps, "Well boys and girls, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose." He then informed them that he would be paying off the sports b...
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Funny story:  President Obama Bets Rush Limbaugh $20,000 That The San Antonio Spurs Will Beat The Miami Heat in The NBA Finals

President Obama Bets Rush Limbaugh $20,000 That The San Antonio Spurs Will Beat The Miami Heat in The NBA Finals

WASHINGTON, D.C. - It is no secret that there has never been a U.S. president who was more into basketball than President Obama. And the president does love to make bets on all kinds of sporting events. He has said that since he doesn't go hunting...
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Funny story:  Charles Barkley Wins $2.3 Million on The Heat-Pacers Championship Game

Charles Barkley Wins $2.3 Million on The Heat-Pacers Championship Game

MIAMI - Charles Barkley AKA The Fat Bro was grinning from ear-to-ear as he bet on the Miami Heat to defeat the Indiana Pacers in the decisive game 7 of the best of 7 Eastern Conference Championship. The Heat had no trouble disposing of the Pacers...
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Funny story:  Kentucky Derby Winner Orb May Not Run In The Preakness

Kentucky Derby Winner Orb May Not Run In The Preakness

BALTIMORE - Word coming out of the home of The Preakness is that Kentucky Derby winner, Orb may not be entered to race in the second jewel of the Triple Crown race. Orb's owner Stuart "Horsey" Janney said that he was told by Orb's nutritionist ide...
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Funny story:  Charles Barkley Wins $1,280,000 On Kentucky Derby Winner Orb

Charles Barkley Wins $1,280,000 On Kentucky Derby Winner Orb

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - The 139th running of The Kentucky Derby was run on a field that was muddier than the town scenes in the western AMC TV series Hell On Wheels. Orb who was favored at 6 to 1 odds started the race in 19th place out of 19 horses...
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