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Funny story: Nostalgic Television: "Get Smart"

Nostalgic Television: "Get Smart"

Get Maxwell Don Adams Smart, or Get Smart, as it was called for short, celebrated the U. S. Central Intelligence Agency. It starred Maxwell Don Adams Smart, an actual CIA agent who loved numbers, particularly 99. The series was designed to showcase the efficiency and sophistication of U. S. federal bureaucracies and to make Americans feel safe and happy to part with the millions of dollars in taxe...
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Funny story: Baphomet

Baphomet

"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...
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Funny story: Identity of Dog Implicated in Bestial-Homicide Case Discovered

Identity of Dog Implicated in Bestial-Homicide Case Discovered

Law enforcement has finally identified the anonymous canine that was involved in the bizarre bestiality-homicide case that has rocked the underpinnings of British high society. It was only a few short weeks ago that Scotland Yard arrested the proc...
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Funny story: Old Lady Smokes Weed For The First Time

Old Lady Smokes Weed For The First Time

Philadelphia, PA-- A local spinster has smoked marijuana for the first time in her life and says it gave her a nice buzz. Miss Vicky Smegma, aged 79, says the experience has changed her life and she urges all senior citizens to begin smoking weed.
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Funny story: The Queen of Britain in Leaked Sex Tapestry -Jubilee Plans Unravel as Bestiality Allegations Lead to Worldwide Revulsion

The Queen of Britain in Leaked Sex Tapestry -Jubilee Plans Unravel as Bestiality Allegations Lead to Worldwide Revulsion

On the verge of the world celebrating the longest serving monarch, a shocking piece of tapestry made in 1958 has been found by a royal collector, that has called into question the early years of the monarch and her close relationships with some of th...
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Funny story: Yoda Angry At Ugly Dog Comparison, Plots Revenge On Earth

Yoda Angry At Ugly Dog Comparison, Plots Revenge On Earth

New York, NY-- The little space alien from a long,long time ago in a galaxy far, far away was very angry. Yoda heard that the winner of the ugliest dog in the world was named after him. He was deeply insulted, and flew to Earth in his spaceship to...
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Funny story: Sheep-Shaggers are delighted, a new breed of furry, woolly, piggies is about to be released!

Sheep-Shaggers are delighted, a new breed of furry, woolly, piggies is about to be released!

Sheep-Shaggers, mainly from Leeds and Wales, boyo, are delighted at the news that a furry, woolly breed of pig has been discovered and about to be released across the Pennines and in the Welsh Valleys. Leeds Sheep-Shaggers, desperate to escape the...
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Funny story: Pig Almost Gets the Salami at Kuleto's Ranch

Pig Almost Gets the Salami at Kuleto's Ranch

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A prize pig nearly got poked by a fat fucker at a farm just Northwest of San Francisco earlier today, but a dry Italian salami put an end to that, according to a witness. Robert "Bob" Kuleto, already shaped like an enormous Sec...
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Funny story: Arab World Upset At New Movie "The Men Who Sleep With Goats"

Arab World Upset At New Movie "The Men Who Sleep With Goats"

The Arab world is up in arms and upset about the new movie starring George Clooney and titled "The Men Who Sleep With Goats." Muhammed Rahad Siyad, secretary at the Saudi Arabian consulate office in Hollywood, offered the following statement: "Th...
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Funny story: Man arrested for sex with horse - blames the horse!

Man arrested for sex with horse - blames the horse!

Colombia, Tenneesse - A man who police say was caught on tape having sex with a horse and later arrested told them in an interview that the horse came on to HIM first. "She gave me this look and I knew she wanted it. We were meant to be. She to...
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Funny story: Fr. Francois' Confessional #07

Fr. Francois' Confessional #07

Dear Fr. Francois: I am in a loveless marriage--well, it is loveless for me. My wife of 22 years is in love alright, with a donkey she worked with in Tijuana. Marissa claims their relationship has only been a "professional" relationship; but I wonder why she's always slipping away from Ocean Beach to meet Juan in Chula Vista? I'm saddened to tell you that I hired a private investigator, Di...
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Funny story: If the Horse Trailer's Rockin, Don't Come Knockin: Horry County Bugger Busted Buggering Beastie

If the Horse Trailer's Rockin, Don't Come Knockin: Horry County Bugger Busted Buggering Beastie

Rodell Vereen has (allegedly) been at it again, at his favorite horse's ass, police say. Vereen was arrested in Horry County, South Carolina, and charged with buggery after being videotaped, in the act of screwing a horse--for the second time in a y...
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Funny story: Bernard Matthews Arrested on Bestiality Charge

Bernard Matthews Arrested on Bestiality Charge

Norfolk, England - Bernard Matthews appeared before magistrates this afternoon after he was arrested at his Norfolk home in a dawn raid by Police and RSPCA officers. It follows an investigation lasting several years into the origin of "Bernard Matthe...
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Funny story: Florida Counties to Fight New Bestiality Laws

Florida Counties to Fight New Bestiality Laws

Cross City, Dixie County - In an amazing development four Florida counties, Lafayette, Gilchrist, Levy and Dixie have issued a legal challenge to Florida's new bestiality laws. Citing an oft overlooked 1839 statute Major Jeremiah Blunkin of Cross...
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Funny story: A Taste of Sweden - Part 1: Our Immigrants & Other Animals

A Taste of Sweden - Part 1: Our Immigrants & Other Animals

In the first of my articles which will each describe an aspect of everyday Swedish life, we'll get to see what often constitutes a typical immigrant nuclear family, in this nation famous for it's welcoming raconteurs. Sweden: a country where the only definite way of making sure it's farmers don't start poking the livestock is to dupe them into signing television programme contracts that give...
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Funny story: The Daily Beastiality Bought by Masturbating Monkey

The Daily Beastiality Bought by Masturbating Monkey

The newest, latest, and hottest sexy beast of blogs, The Daily Beastiality has been getting hit on more often than a hotpantsed hoe in the 1970's Times Square. Even Johnnie McC, the senile Republicant flop from AZ has a sweet shortie of a daughter sq...
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Funny story: Cow has Human Fetus

Cow has Human Fetus

This ain't no bull - The Iowa woman, who just last month claimed her husband had a cure for world hunger, Francesca Delaney of Madison County, Iowa is in the news again. Francesca Delaney's best milking cow, Brittaney, is pregnant with what appar...
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Funny story: FLDS dog cloner McKinney 'wanted for buggery to fund false leg for horse'

FLDS dog cloner McKinney 'wanted for buggery to fund false leg for horse'

Tennessee - (Fundamentalist Ass Mess): FLDS nutter Joyce McKinney, 69, who entered the record books by having her pet God's Rottweiler pup cloned by madcap Korean scientists, is on Tennessee's Most Wanted List on buggery charges related to funding a...
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Survey reveals that terrorists are just as confused as the general public on how best to refer to the Islamic State

Terrorists can't agree on an acronym for the Islamic State, a survey revealed. An al-Qaeda official said that he randomizes among IS, ISIL, and ISIS each time he refers to his competitor.

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