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Funny story: Bertie Basset to visit Weeping Bassett

Bertie Basset to visit Weeping Bassett

Bertie Bassett the liquorice allsort character wants the town of Wootton Bassett to be renamed Weeping Bassett in memory of all the unnecessary deaths of young soldiers who are brought back home in a wooden box. Bertie is absolutely fuming mad at...
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Funny story: Corrupt Bastard Irish PM Ahern Says He's Leaving

Corrupt Bastard Irish PM Ahern Says He's Leaving

Irish corrupt politician Bertie Ahern has announced today that he is retiring from the leadership of the potato-loving country and exiting from political life completely so that he can instead focus on collecting
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Funny story: Irish PM is a "corrupt, ugly b*stard" - Claims Gypsy

Irish PM is a "corrupt, ugly b*stard" - Claims Gypsy

The Prime Minister of Ireland (or Taoiseach - pronounced 'Prick') Bertie Ahern, has been labeled a "corrupt, ugly b*stard" by not just one but all 50,000 of the country's gypsie...
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Funny story: Ireland PM Ahern gets massive payrise

Ireland PM Ahern gets massive payrise

Bertie Ahern, the Prime Minister - or Taoiseach as he is referred to in his home country - has been given a pay rise. This fact in itself is nothing too dramatic but what makes it particularly interesting is the fact that he is now b...
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Funny story: Increase in Black Helicopter sightings

Increase in Black Helicopter sightings

As Bertie prepares to lead the Irish people for yet another 5 years, the number of black helicopter sightings in Irish skies has dramatically increased.
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Funny story: Ireland Bring Out The Big Guns For Serbia

Ireland Bring Out The Big Guns For Serbia

After their disastrous showing in the Eurovision Song Contest last night, 35 times winners Ireland, have announced their representative for next year's event, set to be staged in Serbia.
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Funny story: Bertie Ahern gives Statement over Financial Issues

Bertie Ahern gives Statement over Financial Issues

Taoseach, Bertie Ahern earlier today gave an exclusive statement about his finances in the early 90's. His statement read: "Lads, the money as just restin' in me account. That's all I have to say."...
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Funny story: Bertie Ahern Gives First Wedding Present

Bertie Ahern Gives First Wedding Present

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, Bertie Ahern, after reading about the Bush/Blair wedding on TheSpoof.com, presented President George W. Bush with their first wedding present. Bertie Ahern has been Teachta Dála (Member of Parliament)...
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Funny story: X-Facter Judge To Replace Louis Walsh Announced

X-Facter Judge To Replace Louis Walsh Announced

Simon Cowell, supremo of the X-Factor TV show has finally announced who is to join him on the panel of judges for the next series following the sacking of Louis Walsh. It is to be none other than Irish Prime Minister, Bertie Ahern.
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