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Funny story: Sir Elton John Loses nearly 90 Pounds! Head Practically Disappears!

Sir Elton John Loses nearly 90 Pounds! Head Practically Disappears!

Sir Elton John, who very recently headlined the Concert For Diana's Gerbil Fund, shocked fans with his sleek new slender look. What they might not have recognised is his head, which some estimate may have accounted for as much as 40% of the weigh...
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Funny story: Elton John Speaks Out On Homosexuality

Elton John Speaks Out On Homosexuality

Sir John Elton, the self-styled 'Grandad of Pop', is shouting from the rooftops again - this time on the subject of homosexuals who, he says, he despises.
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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