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Shades of 'Ecuador judicial model' as $100m bung to German court ends F1 boss' bribery trial

Funny story: Shades of 'Ecuador judicial model' as $100m bung to German court ends F1 boss' bribery trial

Munich - Not since bent NYC lawyer Steven Donziger perpetrated the mass bribery of Ecuador's justice department, judges, court officials, etc, in the notorious $19bn Chevron scam has another sovereign state's judicial system been exposed as blatantly...

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Bernie Ecclestone To Buy Bahrain

Funny story: Bernie Ecclestone To Buy Bahrain

UPI - President and CEO of Formula One Management, Bernie Ecclestone, has offered a down payment on the country of Bahrain, just weeks ahead of the Formula One race scheduled to be held there. Domestic tensions regarding human rights in the country h...

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Formula One to go all electric by 2020

Funny story: Formula One to go all electric by 2020

The World's Most Expensive Sport, Formula One, is to go green within ten years, according to Bernie Ecclestone, Grand Prix's rule maker. "I believe we've taken the gasoline driven vehicle as far as it can go," Ecclestone said. "Most of the innovat...

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David Beckham eyes dream move to QPR

Funny story: David Beckham eyes dream move to QPR

David Beckham is hoping to secure a switch from LA Galaxy to West London glamour club QPR: "I am fully focused on moving to QPR and helping them win the Olympics Games " said Beckham. The 36 year old footballer has been eyeing up a move to QPR for...

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Bernie and Flavio Steptoe flog QPR to Indians.

Funny story: Bernie and Flavio Steptoe flog QPR to Indians.

Shepherd's Bush rag and bone men Bernie and Flavio Steptoe have flogged QPR to Indian millionaires. The scrap yard, along with fixtures and fittings, has changed hands for 60 million quid. It is believed Bernie Steptoe had to throw in Hercules th...

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QPR loss leaves Bernie Ecclestone a bit short

Funny story: QPR loss leaves Bernie Ecclestone a bit short

QPR's strategic 4-0 home defeat to a poor Bolton team has left penny pinching QPR owner Bernie Ecclestone feeling hard done by. Billionaire Bernie's hopes of trousering 100million quid by flogging QPR to Lotus owning Tony Fernandes have been dimi...

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QPR fans charged 20p to take a leak

Funny story: QPR fans charged 20p to take a leak

Long suffering QPR fans are being charged 20p by their billionaire owners to spend a penny in the newly refurbished toilets. Supporters flooded into the ground ahead of the opening Premier League fixture against Bolton yesterday but were shocked t...

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Bernie Ecclestone and Rupert Murdoch to sort out Africa

Funny story: Bernie Ecclestone and Rupert Murdoch to sort out Africa

Billionaire pensioners Rupert Murdoch and Bernie Ecclestone have teamed up in a joint initiative to help ease the growing crisis in Africa. Global media baron Rupert Murdoch, who is expected to pick up the multi-million-pound tab for compensating...

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Bernie Ecclestone swops Andy Warhol for Albert Steptoe

Funny story: Bernie Ecclestone swops Andy Warhol for Albert Steptoe

'Mini' celebrity Bernie Ecclestone has done a deal with the BBC to star in the remake of Steptoe and Son. Bernie, who is 80 and weighs in at 5'2", knocked back another lucrative offer to portray dead lookalike artist Andy Warhol. Instead, he will...

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Ayrton Senna Formula 1 film causes gridlock in Central London

Funny story: Ayrton Senna Formula 1 film causes gridlock in Central London

A film about Brazilian Formula 1 racing driver Ayrton Senna bought Central London to a standstill last night. Stars Hugh Grant,Yasmin Le Bon,Damon Hill and Bernie Ecclestone were just some of the celebrities who turned out at The Curzon Mayfair.

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Bernie Ecclestone mugged

Funny story: Bernie Ecclestone mugged

Formula One Supremo and closet bondage aficionado, Berie Ecclestone, has been mugged outside his offices in London. Although jewellery and cash estimated to be about two hundred pounds in loose change was stolen, police believe this to be a cover for...

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Bernie Ecclestone: "'See what people will do for a watch!"

Funny story: Bernie Ecclestone: "'See what people will do for a watch!"

Bernie Ecclestone, the Formula One boss, who is worth an estimated £2billion, was attacked by four men outside his office in Central London last month. However, even before he'd had his four stitches removed, Mr Ecclestone contacted Formula One's of...

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'Jenson and Black Bernie's Treasure', by Herge

Funny story: 'Jenson and Black Bernie's Treasure', by Herge

As Captain Pitstop started his eighth Irish whiskey of the day in the Mansell Monkey bar in downtown Kuala Lumpur, his friend Jenson walked in with his dog Kimi. 'Ah, Cap'n', he said, 'come quick. There's trouble afoot!', and the Captain sighed. 'When I've finished thish drink', he said, but Jenson insisted. 'It's Black Bernie Ecclescake and his evil men, they've taken over the island of Grand...

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Mosley And Ecclestone Call It Off

Funny story: Mosley And Ecclestone Call It Off

On the eve of the German Grand Prix at Nuremberg in Germany, Max Mosley and Bernie Ecclestone have decided to retire from show business. Their famous double act 'Bernie Und Max', affectionally known as BUM by their followers, became synonymous wit...

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'Idiot' Hitler Refuses To Resign

Funny story: 'Idiot' Hitler Refuses To Resign

Adolf Hitler has refused to resign following his recent controversial remarks. Hitler was branded an idiot for saying "Bernie Ecclestone gets things done. I really admire his leadership qualities. Ok, so F1 has not been a great success but I don't th...

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Bernie Ecllestone Was Hitler's Pilot

Funny story: Bernie Ecllestone Was Hitler's Pilot

Shocking revelations have today revealed that Formula 1 supremo, Bernie Ecllestone was, from 1940 to 1944, Adolf Hitler's test pilot. Up to now, historians have assumed that the fabled Hanna Reitsch who once flew a Messerschmidt jet fighter betwee...

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Ecclestone Up Mosley's Arse

Funny story: Ecclestone Up Mosley's Arse

Further damning evidence that Formula 1 is rife with perverts, fascists and small old men with stupid hair, stupid glasses and lots of stupid money, has been exclusively revealed in this Sunday's News Of The World. Undercover reporters unconvinci...

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Blair 'knew Tessa Jowl was Ecclestone's daughter' row escalates

Funny story: Blair 'knew Tessa Jowl was Ecclestone's daughter' row escalates

London - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster has been dealt a body blow by reports that he knew daftass F1 midget Bernie Eclestone fathered Culture Secretary Tessa Jowl. Secret documents obtained under the Freedom of Disnformatio...

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