Legendary non-politically correct stand-up comedian Bernard Manning today admitted that non-entity Susan Boil is in fact him in drag.
'Aye', he said, 'I thought you gits would've worked it out a bit sooner! It's so obviously me, I mean, looks exac...
Bernard Manning's ghost today ripped into Russell Brand, labelling him as a talentless, clueless, mockney idiot.
Speaking at a seance in a big house on Bury New Road, Manchester, Manning said:
'You've got to give people credit for having a go a...
Mourners at the funeral of Britain's favourite comedian Bernard Manning were brought to tears - by the non-stop banter of attention hungry guests.
Contorversial shark-stuffer Damien Hirst capped off tributes to deceased potty mouth Bernard Manning today by announcing he is set to acquire the comedian's skull.
As the mist cleared, Bernard Manning found himself standing in front of tall, golden gates with a bright light shining through them from beyond. So bright he had to squint and shield his eyes.
Bernard Manning, the controversial and, some would say, outrageous northern comedian, has died of racism at the age of 76.
Bernard Manning, Britain's best loved comedian, was found dead in the early hours of this morning.
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