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Funny story: Bernard Manning admits he's 'Susan Boil'

Bernard Manning admits he's 'Susan Boil'

Legendary non-politically correct stand-up comedian Bernard Manning today admitted that non-entity Susan Boil is in fact him in drag. 'Aye', he said, 'I thought you gits would've worked it out a bit sooner! It's so obviously me, I mean, looks exac...
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Funny story: Bernard Manning's Ghost Rips Into Russell Brand

Bernard Manning's Ghost Rips Into Russell Brand

Bernard Manning's ghost today ripped into Russell Brand, labelling him as a talentless, clueless, mockney idiot. Speaking at a seance in a big house on Bury New Road, Manchester, Manning said: 'You've got to give people credit for having a go a...
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Funny story: Bernard Manning Statue Planned For Bradford

Bernard Manning Statue Planned For Bradford

A statue of the late comedian Bernard Manning has been given the green light by Bradford Council and work will start on the bronze sculpture immediately. It will be situated in the city centre. "Bernard Manning was a great comic," said council le...
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Funny story: Comic Cracks At Comedian's Cremation

Comic Cracks At Comedian's Cremation

Mourners at the funeral of Britain's favourite comedian Bernard Manning were brought to tears - by the non-stop banter of attention hungry guests.
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Funny story: Filth Artist Hirst: "I want Manning Skull"

Filth Artist Hirst: "I want Manning Skull"

Contorversial shark-stuffer Damien Hirst capped off tributes to deceased potty mouth Bernard Manning today by announcing he is set to acquire the comedian's skull.
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Funny story: Bernard Manning Dies Of Racism

Bernard Manning Dies Of Racism

Bernard Manning, the controversial and, some would say, outrageous northern comedian, has died of racism at the age of 76.
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Funny story: Bernard Manning Death "Suspicious"

Bernard Manning Death "Suspicious"

Bernard Manning, Britain's best loved comedian, was found dead in the early hours of this morning.
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Funny story: Lord of the Rings Trilogy to be Recalled

Lord of the Rings Trilogy to be Recalled

When somebody mentions the Lord of the Rings, you may think of one of two things. The first being a masterpiece by J.R.R Tolkien, and the second, 3 masterpieces by Peter Jackson. But starting immediately, the latter will disappear and become only a v...
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