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Bernard Manning admits he's 'Susan Boil'

Funny story: Bernard Manning admits he's 'Susan Boil'

Legendary non-politically correct stand-up comedian Bernard Manning today admitted that non-entity Susan Boil is in fact him in drag. 'Aye', he said, 'I thought you gits would've worked it out a bit sooner! It's so obviously me, I mean, looks exac...

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Bernard Manning's Ghost Rips Into Russell Brand

Funny story: Bernard Manning's Ghost Rips Into Russell Brand

Bernard Manning's ghost today ripped into Russell Brand, labelling him as a talentless, clueless, mockney idiot. Speaking at a seance in a big house on Bury New Road, Manchester, Manning said: 'You've got to give people credit for having a go a...

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Comic Cracks At Comedian's Cremation

Funny story: Comic Cracks At Comedian's Cremation

Mourners at the funeral of Britain's favourite comedian Bernard Manning were brought to tears - by the non-stop banter of attention hungry guests.

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Filth Artist Hirst: "I want Manning Skull"

Funny story: Filth Artist Hirst: "I want Manning Skull"

Contorversial shark-stuffer Damien Hirst capped off tributes to deceased potty mouth Bernard Manning today by announcing he is set to acquire the comedian's skull.

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Bernard Manning - To Heaven Or Hell?

As the mist cleared, Bernard Manning found himself standing in front of tall, golden gates with a bright light shining through them from beyond. So bright he had to squint and shield his eyes.

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Bernard Manning Dies Of Racism

Funny story: Bernard Manning Dies Of Racism

Bernard Manning, the controversial and, some would say, outrageous northern comedian, has died of racism at the age of 76.

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Bernard Manning Death "Suspicious"

Bernard Manning, Britain's best loved comedian, was found dead in the early hours of this morning.

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