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An Unemployed Poet In Manchester Claims To Have Seen An Image of One of Pippa Middleton's Breasts In His Crumpet

Funny story: An Unemployed Poet In Manchester Claims To Have Seen An Image of One of Pippa Middleton's Breasts In His Crumpet

MANCHESTER - An unemployed poet named Chippington Vexhill, 66, informed his grandmother Dulcinea Vexhill, 102, that as he was reading his copy of The Manchester Morning Manc he suddenly looked down at his plate and got a bit of a fright. Vexhill said that he had to do a double take, ala Benny Hill, as right there in the middle of his blueberry crumpet he clearly saw an image of one of Pippa Mid...

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Girls Aloud Member Nadine Coyle Says That Her Diet Is Working Well - She Is Down To 87 Pounds!

Funny story: Girls Aloud Member Nadine Coyle Says That Her Diet Is Working Well - She Is Down To 87 Pounds!

LONDON - Nadine Coyle of Girls Aloud fame was out and about shopping in London's West End in a micro miniskirt. Several reporters snapped pictures of Nadine and remarked how skinny she was looking. When asked how her diet was going. She replied t...

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Footage Of Michael Jackson Cavorting with Benny Hill Discovered

Funny story: Footage Of Michael Jackson Cavorting with Benny Hill Discovered

Los Angeles, CA - Tens upon tens of thousands of feet of undiscovered film footage of singer Michael Jackson doing slapstick gags with an as yet undead British comedian Benny Hill have been discovered and are expected to entertain the world for years...

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Benny Hill's Ghost Stages Protest To Bring Back Silly Chases

Funny story: Benny Hill's Ghost Stages Protest To Bring Back Silly Chases

Dead comedian Benny Hill has staged a one-man protest outside his local politician's office in order to demand that silly chase sequences be reintroduced. The naughty funny man - who has been a regular spiritual presence in the locality since the...

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Benny Hill Statue Commissioned By City Council

Funny story: Benny Hill Statue Commissioned By City Council

Following on from a trend set by other councils across the country, Southampton City Council have commissioned a statue of two of the city's favourite sons, Benny Hill and Richard O'Sullivan out of Man About The House and Robin's Nest. The statue wil...

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National competition launched for Councils in England and Wales

Funny story: National competition launched for Councils in England and Wales

A national competition to find the most stupid Council in Britain was launched today by the late Benny Hill. Forget Health and Safety, Charter Marks and Best Practice - the hunt is now on in what is expected to be the most hotly-contested competit...

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I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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